Have you ever fantasized about a girl farting in your mouth?[views:27710][posts:21][poll! to vote:click here] to view:click here] ____________________________________ [Jun 10,2006 4:39pm - RichHorror ""] Cowmaximus (4:30:24 PM): I've always dreamed of having a girl fart in my mouth. Skullduggeryyy (4:32:04 PM): Wow. Skullduggeryyy (4:32:06 PM): Now.. Skullduggeryyy (4:32:09 PM): That's disgusting. Cowmaximus (4:32:15 PM): What? Skullduggeryyy (4:32:16 PM): And that's going into my profile. Skullduggeryyy returned at 4:32:32 PM. Cowmaximus (4:33:41 PM): The hysterical part is you finding it disgusting. Skullduggeryyy (4:33:48 PM): I know. Cowmaximus (4:34:29 PM): I know you've fantasized about that as well. Cowmaximus (4:34:54 PM): As I know every man has. Cowmaximus (4:35:04 PM): And if they haven't? Cowmaximus (4:35:08 PM): Closet homosexual. Cowmaximus (4:35:10 PM): QED. Skullduggeryyy (4:36:08 PM): No. Skullduggeryyy (4:36:14 PM): I've never fantasized about a woman farting into my mouth. Cowmaximus (4:36:22 PM): It's ok, cocklover. Skullduggeryyy (4:36:29 PM): We could take a poll. Skullduggeryyy (4:36:34 PM): See if I'm the minority or if you are Cowmaximus (4:36:46 PM): Hmm, yeah. |
| _____________________________________________ [Jun 10,2006 4:40pm - DrinkHardThrashHard ""] Wait....that...that's just not fair. |
| ____________________________________________ [Jun 10,2006 4:43pm - Government_Agent ""] thats a good way to come down with fart in mouth disease |
| _____________________________________ [Jun 10,2006 4:46pm - Polka King ""] as someone who has been successfully treated for fart mouth disease, it's actually not as bad as it sounds. 5 Days of antibiotics and you are good as new, ready to enjoy more oral farts. |
| ____________________________________ [Jun 10,2006 4:47pm - RichHorror ""] The Polka King of New Bedford Who Recently Relocated To Fall River, ladies and gentlemen. |
| __________________________________ [Jun 10,2006 5:01pm - niccolai ""] Anyone who thinks chicks farting in your mouth is NOT hot, needs to check out this thread for a crach course in what's hot. http://returntothepit.com/view.php?formid=30476 |
| ____________________________________ [Jun 10,2006 5:02pm - RichHorror ""] Totally mind-searingly, ass-bangingly hot. |
| _____________________________________ [Jun 10,2006 5:55pm - Scoracrasia ""] Farts |
| ________________________________________ [Jun 10,2006 6:18pm - Granny_Monster ""] Ha ha ha... I don't know how to feel about this, actually. |
| __________________________________ [Jun 10,2006 8:07pm - Cecchini ""] i have twice... once was at 3am so it was ok, the other as at 1 in the afternoon on a saturday, and then i felt a little weird. |
| ______________________________ [Jun 12,2006 1:26pm - Yeti ""] hahahahaa there are times at work where it tastes like someone farted in my mouth. |
| ____________________________________ [Jun 12,2006 1:29pm - RichHorror ""] My mouth tastes like someone farted in my mouth whenever someone farts in my mouth. |
| __________________________________________ [Jun 12,2006 1:58pm - davefromthegrave ""] no |
| ____________________________________ [Jun 12,2006 1:59pm - RichHorror ""] Yes. |
| _______________________________________________ [Jan 12,2008 12:55pm - Fuck_Logging_In_NLI ""] I just got over a case of fart-in-mouth disease. Its no worse then the cold. |
| ___________________________________________ [Jan 12,2008 2:30pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] i just learned from that movie Knocked up that you can get pink eye from someone farting on your pillow. |
| ___________________________________ [Jun 8,2010 12:49pm - slag nli ""] I was looking to see if there was a longest fart thread and came across this gem. Slightly disturbing that it has over 20000 views. Purpose of post? Just ripped a mean 12 second fart. That is all. |
| _____________________________________ [Jun 8,2010 12:51pm - Sacreligion ""] You humans and your gases. *Scoff* |
| ___________________________________________ [Jun 8,2010 12:52pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] only queefs are real |
| ____________________________________ [Jun 8,2010 1:00pm - Sacreligion ""] LOSERS! LOSERS WAIT! |
| _____________________________ [Jun 8,2010 1:11pm - Yeti ""] slag%20nli said:I was looking to see if there was a longest fart thread and came across this gem. Slightly disturbing that it has over 20000 views. Purpose of post? Just ripped a mean 12 second fart. That is all. when we recorded the Scaphism demo Alex ripped a fart that was so long the laughter died down and then we started looking at each other in disbelief while it was still going. even Alex looked confused. we were drunk and ate 2 or 3 fiber bars a piece the night before, thinking they were regular granola bars. goddamn fiber fart bars. |
| __________________________________________ [Jun 8,2010 1:13pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] here's ur goddamn fart bar |