A Totally Inappropriate Dump[views:1201][posts:13]_________________________________ [Jun 15,2006 10:13pm - xmikex ""] I bought a bed frame tonight from this guy off Craigslist. While I was in his apartment I took the grossest most disgusting diarrhea dump ever in his bathroom. I think the bathroom mirror actually shattered. It was the most costly $25 he ever made. |
| _________________________________ [Jun 15,2006 10:14pm - kevord ""] Was there any shrapnel left in the bowl? |
| ________________________________________ [Jun 15,2006 10:16pm - hung_to_bleed ""] That takes some guts. I hate shitting places other than my own home. |
| _________________________________ [Jun 15,2006 10:18pm - xmikex ""] I've taken a dump at the El N Gee, the Met Cafe, and the Boston Public Library. I fear nothing. |
| ________________________________________ [Jun 15,2006 10:28pm - hung_to_bleed ""] impressive....but- Have you ever shit at the Palladium downstairs?? |
| _________________________________ [Jun 15,2006 10:29pm - kevord ""] I have. But it was a few years ago. |
| _________________________________ [Jun 15,2006 10:38pm - xmikex ""] upstairs and down. now that i think about it i've got a lot of stomach problems for a straightedge kid. i'll never drop one at the living room though. never ever. |
| ______________________________________ [Jun 15,2006 10:58pm - KeithMutiny ""] i was just about to ask... the real balls come into play if you drop a load at the livingroom. |
| _________________________________ [Jun 16,2006 10:20am - xmikex ""] i draw the line at the living room. my earliest memory of that place is walking in there and seeing row of flimsy urinals and a smashed toilet where the stall should have been. |
| ________________________________________ [Jun 16,2006 10:39am - Messerschmitt ""] you're all fucked. i'd rather shit in a dunkn donuts cup and throw it at passer bys |
| _______________________________ [Jun 16,2006 10:39am - Yeti ""] the words "dump" and "inappropriate" do not go together. anytime and anyplace is appropriate to pinch a loaf. |
| ___________________________________ [Jun 16,2006 1:58pm - dreadkill ""] i had diarrhea at o'briens last month, just as IWEIPH started playing. |
| ____________________________________ [Jun 16,2006 1:58pm - RichHorror ""] Coincidence? I think not. |
| ___________________________________ [Jun 16,2006 1:59pm - dreadkill ""] right before i took my dump i asked jeff what my chances were of catching an STD from the toilet and he told me it was very likely. |