What is your favorite position?
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[Jul 13,2006 12:01pm - ram_girl ""]
Feeling nosey………vote on your favorite position.
Who knows maybe I will learn something if anyone cares to elaborate…hahahaha!!!
[Jul 13,2006 12:07pm - xmikex ""]
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crappy thread
[Jul 13,2006 12:07pm - anonymous ""]
Repost!
[Jul 13,2006 1:03pm - SinisterMinister ""]
I really used to be a fan of missionary. You know, so you can grab her legs and go all jackhammer style. But then I almost broke a girl's neck doing that, so I just 'stick' to doggy style.
[Jul 13,2006 1:04pm - chrisnli ""]
I want girl bent over a wheelbarrow in a kiddie pool filled with pepto bismol, while she is wearing a french maids uniform and tounging another hot chicks love hole and they are both humming the star spangled banner with an american flag flying overhead..you know
[Jul 13,2006 1:06pm - Yeti ""]
i voted doggy, but i really dont care just as long as i am fucking a hot chic.
[Jul 13,2006 2:30pm - Joshtruction ""]
xmikex said:[img]
crappy thread
I thaught you wanted a girl in the dumpster hahaha
[Jul 13,2006 2:49pm - anonymous ""]
he so does.
[Jul 13,2006 2:54pm - niccolai ""]
this should be turned into a picture thread.
Post pictures of your favorate posish.
[Jul 13,2006 2:55pm - xmikex ""]
I don't care which position she's in. One way or another she's gonna end up here:
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[Jul 13,2006 3:02pm - anonymous ""]
you don't fuck girls, xmikex
[Jul 13,2006 3:19pm - xmikex ""]
anonymous said:you don't fuck girls, xmikex
just jews
[Jul 13,2006 3:28pm - swamplorddvm ""]
Missionary.
[Jul 13,2006 3:50pm - ram_girl ""]
swamplorddvm said:Missionary.
YO.....YO.......YO!!!!
Whats up Swampie???
[Jul 13,2006 4:45pm - Hymie Beckonstein ""]
xMikex Fan Club
[Jul 13,2006 5:25pm - Farten_Dust ""]
http://home.tiscali.be/mathias.appelmans/femcheval.jpg
[Jul 13,2006 5:30pm - xmikex ""]
Hymie Beckonstein said:I'm a knob and I'm not even good at arguing on the internet
Well... if you say so.
[Jul 13,2006 5:36pm - retzam ""]
Farten_Dust said:http://home.tiscali.be/mathias.appelmans/femcheval.jpg
You know, I think if she existed I would fuck her.
[Jul 13,2006 5:41pm - whiskey_weed_and_women ""]
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i love it when girls do this.
[Jul 13,2006 5:43pm - anonymous ""]
there's nothing like mime sex
[Jul 13,2006 5:55pm - AUTOPSY_666 ""]
Number 4 with the chick facing the ceiling.
[Jul 13,2006 6:29pm - Troll ""]
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[Jul 13,2006 6:32pm - Troll ""]
Is there a name for two bums tag-teaming a jogger in a dark alley by a dumpster?
[Jul 13,2006 8:46pm - luke not logged in ""]
1 in 10 girls will fuck on a pile of trash....its a proven statistic
[Jul 13,2006 9:05pm - Rich Horrors personal ass slave ""]
also a little known fact..most girls with let you fuck their retarded down syndrome sister if you buy them a Filenes gift card...
[Jul 13,2006 9:42pm - dwellingsickness ""]
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[Jul 13,2006 10:54pm - AUTOPSY_666 ""]
Flying Fish!
[Jul 14,2006 2:20am - Craig ""]
1 - Held down, aggressive, ankles over shoulders, 2 - ass sex, 3 - doggy
[Jul 14,2006 10:37am - Yeti ""]
i really dont understand how the 2 headed crab is supposed to work. that looks way too painful. i am a big fan of the "flying fish sandwich".
[Jul 14,2006 12:35pm - pam ""]
Yeah the two-headed crab looks horrifying. There's missionary on there with 5 different names. The Flying Fish Sandwhich? I don't know how I feel about that.
It must suck to be a fat bitch...you'd kill someone being the flying fish.
[Jul 14,2006 12:43pm - SinisterMinister ""]
I have to agree on the flying fish sanwhich. I'm pretty sure it's what feels best for all parties involved.
[Jul 14,2006 12:54pm - Yeti ""]
yeah the flying fish isnt for fatties. once you get the rhythm though, its smooth sailing.
[Jul 14,2006 8:29pm - ShadowSD ""]
Sex was designed for girl on top. It provides for the most contact, the most control, and the most leverage; either or both parties can at anytime completely relax (not hold themselves up) and still be able keep going unabated; the result, the ability to spend all your energy on the motion that really counts, instead of wasting it simply to stay in position, and at the same the guy has his arms free to touch the girl. It is also a scientific fact that men have better orgasms when they have a girl's weight on them.
[Jul 14,2006 8:37pm - DomesticTerror ""]
^plus titties in yer face...
[Jul 14,2006 8:39pm - Dankill ""]
A good girl on top rules. Doggie is fun. Missionary is great when you press down just above the pelvic bone to compress their cervis and expose the G Spot more. It can jack up their orgasm and send them into multis and faster too.
Try it sometime.
[Jul 14,2006 9:43pm - ShadowSD ""]
pam said:It must suck to be a fat bitch...you'd kill someone being the flying fish.
"OOOHHH, and THERE IT IS, THE FLYING FISH!!! IT'S ALL OVER, WE HAVE A NEW CHAMPION..."
[Jul 15,2006 12:09am - Troll ""]
How about about love move 77? It's like 69 but you get 8 more!
Eh?!?! *nug nug* eh?!?!?! Get it?! 8 more! heh?!?! *nug nug*
aaaahhh Fugidabowdit!
[Jul 15,2006 12:17am - whiskey_weed_and_women ""]
Dankill said:A good girl on top rules. Doggie is fun. Missionary is great when you press down just above the pelvic bone to compress their cervis and expose the G Spot more. It can jack up their orgasm and send them into multis and faster too.
Try it sometime.
you forgot about the shattering the pelvic bone postion while choking a bitch out :bartnormal:
[Jul 15,2006 12:20am - Dankill ""]
That's for "special" ladies in our lives, Sean.
[Jul 15,2006 12:22am - whiskey_weed_and_women ""]
Dankill said:That's for "special" ladies in our lives, Sean.
and youre saying some girls out there aren't "SPECIAL" i just dont wanna deny any female out there my full attention to her needs.
[Jul 15,2006 12:24am - Dankill ""]
What she NEEDS is a good purging
[Jul 15,2006 12:25am - Troll ""]
ram_girl said:
Feeling nosey………vote on your favorite position.
Who knows maybe I will learn something if anyone cares to elaborate…hahahaha!!!
So whats yours baby?
[Jul 15,2006 12:28am - Dankill ""]
I was waitin for someone to take it in that direction.
[Jul 15,2006 12:42am - powerkok ""]
The position where I blow a load and go to sleep.
The end.
[Jul 15,2006 12:57am - Dankill ""]
LOL
I could not have said it any better.
[Jul 17,2006 10:32am - pam ""]
ShadowSD said:pam said:It must suck to be a fat bitch...you'd kill someone being the flying fish.
"OOOHHH, and THERE IT IS, THE FLYING FISH!!! IT'S ALL OVER, WE HAVE A NEW CHAMPION..."
HAHAHAHAHHAHAH
[Jul 17,2006 10:34am - intricateprocess ""]
standing? wtf
[Jul 17,2006 10:43am - pam ""]
intricateprocess said:standing? wtf
yeah you know...like in the shower or airplane lavoratory or against a tree or wall...church confessional?
[Jul 17,2006 10:44am - Yeti ""]
i just saw one called "twins". sorry but the last thing i want to be thinking about while fucking is something to do with a family member. i mean i'm not a twin or anything, but just the thought would be moment-shattering.
[Jul 17,2006 10:45am - pam ""]
I'd totally fuck my twin.
[Jul 17,2006 10:46am - ram_girl ""]
intricateprocess said:standing? wtf
For the guys.........see Deep Rider above......
[Jul 17,2006 10:48am - ram_girl ""]
pam said:intricateprocess said:standing? wtf
yeah you know...like in the shower or airplane lavoratory or against a tree or wall...church confessional?
One of my "somedays" is against an alley wall between buildings.......or how about against a hotel window (facing out) many stories up!!!!
HAHAHAHA
[Jul 17,2006 7:32pm - DomesticTerror ""]
3rd, or maybe shortstop. I played some left field, too...
[Jul 17,2006 7:54pm - Troll ""]
I always wanted to get head from a chick and just as I blow my load, put a cigarette out on her forehead and crush a beer can over my head then kick her away.
Is there a name for that position?
C'mon? I know you crazy kids have a name for everything these days.
[Jul 17,2006 7:56pm - Troll ""]
If a chick went through that and still wanted me...I'd have to say she's a keeper.
[Jul 17,2006 8:01pm - ShadowSD ""]
Yeti said:i just saw one called "twins". sorry but the last thing i want to be thinking about while fucking is something to do with a family member. i mean i'm not a twin or anything, but just the thought would be moment-shattering.
Yeah, it's kind of like naming a position "tunnel of incest", it sort of ruins the mood.
[Jul 17,2006 9:57pm - Yeti ""]
or even worse, the thought of Danny DeVito and AAAAHNOLD
[Jul 17,2006 11:19pm - intricateprocess ""]
ram_girl said:intricateprocess said:standing? wtf
For the guys.........see Deep Rider above......
ah i gotcha. at first it was making no sense to me. i was all like how the fuck do you fuck standing straight up. but than it came to me