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I AM LIVING IN AN EPISODE OF ALFRED HITCHCOCK PRESENTS

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[Jul 19,2006 3:25pm - RichHorror ""]
Cowmaximus (3:23:04 PM): There is a smoke detector in this house the keeps beeping. I don't know how to get it to stop. It has been doing this non-stop for two days. I am going to kill myself.
Giallo Grind (3:23:51 PM): take the battery out?
Cowmaximus (3:23:57 PM): I tried that.
Cowmaximus (3:24:04 PM): THERE ARE NO BATTERIES.
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[Jul 19,2006 3:26pm - Todd not at home  ""]
Take a shower...Maybe the stench of horror is reaching it and makin it go off
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[Jul 19,2006 3:27pm - RichHorror ""]
It's not Christmas yet.
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[Jul 19,2006 3:28pm - xmikex ""]
is there a reset button?
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[Jul 19,2006 3:30pm - RichHorror ""]
No. There's a button to test the alarm. That's it. This is my late mother's home and apparently they're tied to a home security system, which is why they have no batteries. I wish I was dead.
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[Jul 19,2006 4:33pm - DrinkHardThrashHard ""]
RichHorror said:It's not Christmas yet.



:spineyes:
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[Jul 20,2006 1:43am - RichHorror ""]
I just tore the motherfucker out of the ceiling with my bare hands. Then another one started beeping. I am without a doubt going to commit suicide.
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[Jul 20,2006 2:15am - Dissector ""]
You're in the Twilight Zone.
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[Jul 20,2006 2:16am - RichHorror ""]
I am currently flipping off the aliens that are testing me.
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[Jul 20,2006 2:17am - whiskey_weed_and_women ""]
Todd not at home said:Take a shower


rich doesnt shower silly NH man, he just shaves his head when needed
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[Jul 20,2006 2:19am - RichHorror ""]
And other areas.
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[Jul 20,2006 2:28am - Dissector ""]
RichHorror said:I am currently flipping off the aliens that are testing me.


"I hope you can see this because I'm doing it as hard as I can"

Anybody, anybody??
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[Jul 20,2006 2:34am - TheAccursedDrummer NLI  ""]
Ignignokt from ATHF...

"Err, that's priceless..."
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[Jul 20,2006 2:36am - RichHorror ""]
My guess was 'The Menagerie' episode of the original Star Trek series.
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[Jul 20,2006 2:37am - Dissector ""]
TheAccursedDrummer NLI said:Ignignokt from ATHF...

"Err, that's priceless..."



Winner.
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[Jul 20,2006 2:39am - RichHorror ""]
I hate you both.
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[Jul 21,2006 4:32pm - anonymous  ""]
put batterys in it
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[Jul 21,2006 11:21pm - horror_tang NLI  ""]
Umm, you should have told me. We both went to the same shit can school and I was in electrical. Next time disconnect the white wire and put the wirenut back on the live wire.
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[Jun 26,2008 10:14pm - RichHorror ""]
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