Raise Your Hand If You Have A Hot Girlfriend[views:3261][posts:55]________________________________ [Jul 24,2006 3:40pm - xmikex ""] since everybody loves talking about broads so much I think it'd be a worthwhile change of pace to post something other than "Which metal slut has the hottest crabs?" THEREFORE, raise your hand if you've got a hot girlfriend.... :NEWHORNS: |
| ___________________________________ [Jul 24,2006 3:45pm - swinesack ""] AND, post n00dz. |
| ________________________________ [Jul 24,2006 3:46pm - xmikex ""] this thread is about positivity, man. take your wack ass n000dz elsewhere. Comin' Correct in a positive direction. |
| ___________________________________ [Jul 24,2006 3:50pm - swinesack ""] how are n00dz not positive? |
| ______________________________________ [Jul 24,2006 3:52pm - the_reverend ""] *hand up* she was just here and nood a couple hours ago |
| ________________________________ [Jul 24,2006 3:53pm - xmikex ""] alright. n00dz are optional. but not encouraged. |
| _______________________________ [Jul 24,2006 3:54pm - Murph ""] I'll throw my digits in the sky |
| _____________________________________ [Jul 24,2006 3:56pm - MadOakDevin ""] girlfriends are dumb. The same pus every night. Boooooring. You need some new pus from time to time, just to change it up a bit. You wouldn't want to eat only bread everyday. and since we have morons on this board who don't get jokes. I'm joking, sort of. |
| ________________________________ [Jul 24,2006 4:01pm - xmikex ""] sure. whynot. and with places like Craigslist bustling with hot ladies on the prowl, all the better..... [img] [img] [img] |
| _____________________________ [Jul 24,2006 4:09pm - pam ""] :thescream: |
| _____________________________________ [Jul 24,2006 4:15pm - xanonymousx ""] i would like a nice girlfriend |
| _____________________________________________ [Jul 24,2006 4:15pm - DrinkHardThrashHard ""] I think the top one is cute. |
| _____________________________ [Jul 24,2006 4:18pm - pam ""] DrinkHardThrashHard said:I think the top one is cute. Yeah she's not too bad. She's about a 6-pack. |
| _____________________________________________ [Jul 24,2006 4:20pm - DrinkHardThrashHard ""] :( Well, I'm a fifth of Zambuca and at least two lines of coke. |
| ____________________________________ [Jul 24,2006 4:31pm - anonymous ""] My girlfriend has a hare-lip |
| _____________________________________ [Jul 24,2006 6:41pm - KeithMutiny ""] :point: |
| ______________________________________ [Jul 24,2006 6:45pm - hungtableed ""] I have a hot girlfriend. |
| ________________________________ [Jul 24,2006 8:08pm - retzam ""] pam said: DrinkHardThrashHard said:<<I think the top one is cute.>> Yeah she's not too bad. She's about a 6-pack. DrinkHardThrashHard said: :( Well, I'm a fifth of Zambuca and at least two lines of coke. Hahahahahahahahaha priceless. |
| __________________________________________ [Jul 24,2006 9:27pm - dwellingsickness ""] I don't have a hot girlfriend....But I somehow managed to come home with a smoking stripper last night |
| ______________________________________ [Jul 24,2006 9:31pm - the_reverend ""] and then you woke up and it was 4am. you realized right then and there that your dream forgot the one simple fact that todd doesn't go out anymore. |
| __________________________________________ [Jul 24,2006 9:33pm - dwellingsickness ""] haha, No I go to local bars...I am gettin pretty good at this drinking thing. And the stripper is a friend from HS, That happens to work at Mark's now. |
| _________________________________________ [Jul 24,2006 9:35pm - CaptainCleanoff ""] [img] NOW THAT IS FUCKIN' HOT!!!! |
| ______________________________________ [Jul 24,2006 9:36pm - hungtableed ""] i wanna cum on those tits |
| _____________________________________________ [Jul 24,2006 9:40pm - DrinkHardThrashHard ""] My world has just been destroyed. |
| _________________________________________ [Jul 24,2006 9:43pm - CaptainCleanoff ""] Her fun bags are melting. |
| __________________________________________ [Jul 24,2006 9:49pm - SinisterMinister ""] How's you get that picture of my friends. |
| _________________________________________ [Jul 24,2006 9:50pm - CaptainCleanoff ""] [img] |
| ________________________________________________ [Jul 24,2006 9:59pm - pound her every night ""] [img] |
| _________________________________ [Jul 24,2006 10:04pm - XmikeX ""] CaptainCleanoff said:[img] NOW THAT IS FUCKIN' HOT!!!! ya...THE LEGEND OF THE DOG FACED WOMAN! |
| ______________________________________________ [Jul 24,2006 10:19pm - DrinkHardThrashHard ""] Captain you are an enemy to all mankind. |
| _________________________________ [Jul 24,2006 11:29pm - INFECT ""] hand up |
| ___________________________________ [Jul 24,2006 11:32pm - Dankill ""] I ain't got SHHHIIITTT! |
| _______________________________ [Jul 24,2006 11:58pm - Yeti ""] oooooh yeah :NEWHORNS: |
| _____________________________ [Jul 25,2006 3:21pm - mOe ""] fuckin right brother! *raises hand vigorously* |
| ________________________________ [Jul 25,2006 3:23pm - xmikex ""] Dankill said:I ain't got SHHHIIITTT! Yo Dan I'll say it again: [img] You two have a lot in common. You like metal, and she blew Cliff Burton. |
| ____________________________________ [Jul 25,2006 3:25pm - RichHorror ""] pam said:DrinkHardThrashHard said:I think the top one is cute. Yeah she's not too bad. She's about a 6-pack. Glass houses. Stones. |
| _____________________________ [Jul 25,2006 3:27pm - pam ""] RichHorror said:pam said:DrinkHardThrashHard said:I think the top one is cute. Yeah she's not too bad. She's about a 6-pack. Glass houses. Stones. What're you trying to say, Dick? |
| ____________________________________ [Jul 25,2006 3:28pm - RichHorror ""] I love you. |
| ______________________________________ [Jul 25,2006 3:32pm - the_reverend ""] where xmikex to say that girls are the worst. oh no, he started this thread. wtf! |
| _____________________________________ [Jul 25,2006 3:33pm - Hooker nli ""] no girlfriend to speak of |
| ______________________________________ [Jul 25,2006 3:34pm - the_reverend ""] so modest. |
| ____________________________________ [Jul 25,2006 3:34pm - RichHorror ""] Is someone your girlfriend if you think about them when you jerk off? |
| ______________________________________ [Jul 25,2006 3:35pm - the_reverend ""] [img] |
| ________________________________ [Jul 25,2006 3:38pm - xmikex ""] Girls are the worst, and most of them deserve to be miserable and alone. Weak minded egotistical girls with nothing to offer anyone dig their own graves. Relationships, as most people understand them to be, are junk. They're a totally superficial agreement destined to do nothing but crack under the stress of jelousy, materialism, and over dependence. But when two people find something that works between them, and only them, on their terms that's cool by me. Subversion, my friend, I'm all about subversion. double-u tee eff |
| _____________________________ [Jul 25,2006 3:45pm - pam ""] the_reverend said:[img] HAHAHAHAHAHHAH |
| ____________________________________ [Jul 25,2006 3:46pm - RichHorror ""] That's pretty spectacular. |
| __________________________________________ [Jul 25,2006 3:49pm - dwellingsickness ""] RichHorror said:Is someone your girlfriend if you think about them when you jerk off? I would like someone to answer this question as well.................. |
| _____________________________ [Jul 25,2006 3:49pm - pam ""] dwellingsickness said:RichHorror said:Is someone your girlfriend if you think about them when you jerk off? I would like someone to answer this question as well.................. Why not...what's more romantic than being the star of someone's spank tank? |
| ____________________________________ [Jul 25,2006 3:50pm - RichHorror ""] Yeah, I'm confused as to the parameters. |
| ____________________________________ [Jul 25,2006 3:50pm - RichHorror ""] Then yes, I have a hot girlfriend. Several, actually. |
| ________________________________ [Jul 25,2006 4:00pm - xmikex ""] RichHorror said:Is someone your girlfriend if you think about them when you jerk off? I would like someone to answer this question as well.................. That'll be an interesting defense at the rape trial. The soon to be classic "She was my girlfriend, but she didn't know it" defense. |
| _________________________________________ [Jul 25,2006 5:05pm - CaptainCleanoff ""] DrinkHardThrashHard said:Captain you are an enemy to all mankind. I do what I can. |
| _____________________________________ [Jul 25,2006 5:08pm - Hooker nli ""] hahaaahaha |
| ___________________________________ [Jul 25,2006 10:47pm - Dankill ""] Who the fuck is she and I should care why? BOO THIS OVER THE HILL MEATBAG! |
| __________________________________ [Jul 26,2006 1:22am - niccolai ""] My girls not the hottest... but she works for what I need her for and fits in the closet after. |
| _____________________________________ [Jul 26,2006 3:58am - AUTOPSY_666 ""] [img] |