DEAD MILKMEN APPRECIATION THREAD[views:3990][posts:9]________________________________ [Jul 26,2006 2:43am - INFECT ""] does anyone elese in the world like this band besides me??? some of their stuff is pretty stupid for sure, but most of the time thats what makes it so awesome "You know that Johnny Werzner kid - the kid who delivers papers in the neighborhood? He's a fine kid. Some of the neighbors say he smokes crack, but I don't believe it. Anyway, for his 10th birthday, all he wanted was a burrow owl, just like his old man. "Dad, get me a burrow owl. I'll never ask for anything else as long as I live". So the guy breaks down and buys him a burrow owl. Anyway at 10:30 the other night I go out into my yard and there's the Werzner kid looking up in the tree. I said, "What are you looking for?" He said, "I'm looking for my burrow owl." I say, "Jumping Jesus on a pogo stick! Everybody knows that a burrow owl lives in a hole in the ground! Why the hell do you think they call it a burrow owl, anyway?!" Now Stuart, do you think a kid like that is gonna know what the queers are doing to the soil?" |
| ____________________________________ [Jul 26,2006 2:46am - RichHorror ""] Fuck yes. I love this band. |
| ______________________________ [Jul 26,2006 3:08am - Lamp ""] I've been listening to this band longer than any other band I currently listen to... |
| ______________________________________ [Jul 26,2006 3:35am - the_reverend ""] Lamp said:I've been listening to this band longer than any other band I currently listen to... I can almost say the same thing. unfortunately, I only have the past 2 CDs on my iPod. those CDs suck. |
| _______________________________________ [Jul 26,2006 9:32am - watchmaker666 ""] best guitar solos ever |
| _______________________________________ [Jul 26,2006 9:38am - Messerschmitt ""] horribly good |
| ________________________________ [Jul 26,2006 3:56pm - INFECT ""] watchmaker666 said:best guitar solos ever "look out stevie ray vaughn!!! look out charlie sexton!!! look out you cheesy texas motherfuckers!!!" |
| _______________________________ [Jul 26,2006 5:19pm - Troll ""] takin' retards to the zoo |
| __________________________________ [Jul 26,2006 6:44pm - powerkok ""] ehhh.... |
| ______________________________ [Jul 26,2006 9:21pm - Lamp ""] "Don't try this solo at home...that man is a trained professional." |