who wants to be a suide girl intern? serious stuff content[views:2226][posts:8]____________________________________ [Aug 3,2006 12:56pm - anonymous ""] so suicide girls' LA office is looking for "paid savvy interns." i don't know what that means, and i should take this opportunity to list the requirements carelesslely neglected in the job description: -saggy tits -saggy nipple pierced tits -a previous history of being a mega-nerd in high school - regrettable nautical star/betty boop tattoos If everybody grows up with high self-esteem, who is going to dance in our strip clubs? What’s going to happen to the pornography industry? These women don’t just grown on trees. It takes a lot of drunk dads missing dance recitals before you decide to pose naked on the internet and blow a hobo for fifty bucks. |
| ________________________________ [Aug 3,2006 12:57pm - xmikex ""] I saw the title of this thread, thought it was serious, and made the knuckle cracking motion. |
| _____________________________ [Aug 3,2006 1:05pm - Yeti ""] i believe its "paid saggy interns" |
| ___________________________________________________ [Aug 3,2006 1:15pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] anonymous said:These women don’t just grown on trees. It takes a lot of drunk dads missing dance recitals before you decide to pose naked on the internet and blow a hobo for fifty bucks. hahahahahahahahahahahahah |
| __________________________________ [Aug 3,2006 2:28pm - tomx nli ""] bwahahahaha new favorite thread |
| _______________________________ [Aug 3,2006 2:43pm - xmikex ""] Cheesaurus.... [img] [img] the return of |
| ___________________________________ [Aug 3,2006 2:52pm - anonymous ""] THIS GIGANTIC WOMAN IS GOING TO DEVOUR US ALL! |
| _______________________________ [Aug 3,2006 3:00pm - xmikex ""] other requirements: - 3 Rolls minimum. And we don't mean Pillsbury - Must have the intense need to be taken seriously as a woman. - Must express said need through making an ass of yourself. - Must have at least 5 tattoos. Must be completely unable to explain what 4 of them mean. - Must not be found attractive by anyone other than nerdy Bridge Nerd hardcore kids, and married guys. - Must be prepared to be idolized by moron girls - Must not be of any use to society (NOTE: Working the desk at a tattoo shop, working at a burritto place part time, working the cash register at Stop and Shop 22 hours a week, and pretending you're a piercing apprentice [which is usually a lie, or a fancy term for FLUFFER] are NOT considered any use to society) - Don't bother waxing any hair. That's what Photoshop contrast controls are for. |
| ____________________________________ [Aug 3,2006 5:16pm - xanonymousx ""] wow this is insane. haha |