News Article: father of the year - jumps from balcony with 2 kids[views:1538][posts:7]_______________________________________ [Aug 18,2006 10:18am - the_reverend ""] http://www.cnn.com/2006/WORLD/europe/08/18/greece.plunge/index.html |
| __________________________________________ [Aug 18,2006 10:24am - CaptainCleanoff ""] "But dad, Michael Jackson didn't go through with it!" |
| _______________________________________ [Aug 18,2006 10:25am - hungtableed ""] what a cocksucker |
| _______________________________________ [Aug 18,2006 10:30am - the_reverend ""] I skimmed it, but it doesn't say how far they fell. |
| _________________________________________ [Aug 18,2006 11:39am - VoidExpression ""] 4 stories |
| _______________________________________ [Aug 18,2006 12:05pm - the_reverend ""] wow... he must have landed on them. I know in a 2 story fall, you have a 50/50 chance. I'm going to guess that your chances of surviving a 4-story fall is about 10%. in college a girl jumped out of a 6th story window my last year. she survived the landing and laid there for like an hour before she was found and taken to the hospital where she died. |
| _________________________________________ [Aug 18,2006 12:50pm - VoidExpression ""] Yeah, the little girl only broke her arm so they must have used the little boy as a cushion. I like how this quote reads like it was attributed to the hospital director: "I feel that once he recovers and understands what he has done he should commit suicide." |
| _______________________________ [Aug 18,2006 12:54pm - Yeti ""] VoidExpression said:4 stories "nigga fell fo stowries." |