Either Kill or Piss-Off Ex's[views:4702][posts:49]_____________________________________ [Aug 28,2006 12:51am - anonymous ""] So who can inform me of ways to annoy someones ex boyfriend without resorting to killing them, well at least as a last resort? Or who is bored and would like to Help!!:gun: |
| _____________________________________ [Aug 28,2006 12:54am - RichHorror ""] Make love to me. |
| ___________________________________ [Aug 28,2006 12:54am - Killhim ""] Ok, I got it go to a pay phone and keep calling their work and tell them that they owe money for drugs and if they do not pay up they are dead! |
| _____________________________________ [Aug 28,2006 12:54am - RichHorror ""] Also, as long as you cut off the head, hands and feet... and douse the body with bleach... you should be good to go. |
| ______________________________________ [Aug 28,2006 12:55am - LadyBitcha ""] Kick him in the Balls a couple of times, so he would not be any use! |
| _______________________________ [Aug 28,2006 12:56am - MSG ""] Just blow up his car!! |
| _____________________________________ [Aug 28,2006 12:57am - RichHorror ""] You could also stir his coffee with matches. Phosphorous poisoning. |
| ____________________________________ [Aug 28,2006 1:00am - anonymous ""] That sounds cook but what if he is already dying, but not soon enough! God or anyone help! |
| ____________________________________ [Aug 28,2006 1:01am - RichHorror ""] With phosphorous poisoning he'll die quickly. He's already dying, and you're trying to kill him? That's the best thing I've ever heard. |
| ____________________________________ [Aug 28,2006 1:04am - anonymous ""] Help!!!!!! Rev. Your the Man??? |
| ____________________________________ [Aug 28,2006 1:05am - RichHorror ""] Aaron doesn't know anything about killing people. He's from New Hampshire, where everyone is already dead. |
| _______________________________________ [Aug 28,2006 1:19am - vaginalbleed ""] I stick a hot poker in his ass, so that he will stay away and remember it! |
| _______________________________ [Aug 28,2006 1:19am - dftg ""] the best way to make an ex jealous is to fuck someone else, and post pics. I got a camera and a dick. Show me a picture of yourself and I'll help you out as long as you're not an uggo. |
| __________________________________________ [Aug 28,2006 1:37am - dwellingsickness ""] If you put enough Visine in someone's drink, they will shit themselves to death, And it is virtually undetectable I believe. Course the stronger the drink the better,So they wont taste the visine. 3-4 drops though, and they will the shits for hours |
| ____________________________________ [Aug 28,2006 7:45am - anonymous ""] What about something more damaging right away?? |
| ____________________________________ [Aug 28,2006 8:55am - anonymous ""] I love how some guy cheats on his dumb cunt fat girlfriend and now she wants revenge hahaha Get over it, he left you, now move on or kill yourself |
| ____________________________________ [Aug 28,2006 8:56am - RichHorror ""] Or move on AND kill yourself. |
| ______________________________________ [Aug 28,2006 9:19am - the_reverend ""] I was going to say that maybe you just got fat. |
| ________________________________ [Aug 28,2006 9:20am - Ryan_M ""] this thread is gay. |
| ____________________________________ [Aug 28,2006 6:05pm - anonymous ""] Who said this has anything to do about cheating you stupid fucks. I know it is to early to use any brains you have! |
| ____________________________________ [Aug 28,2006 6:07pm - anonymous ""] So does any one have real ideas like Rich and Dwell? Or are you just to shitless to admit it that you would kill someone????????????? |
| __________________________________________ [Aug 28,2006 6:09pm - davefromthegrave ""] anonymous said:So does any one have real ideas like Rich and Dwell? Or are you just to shitless to admit it that you would kill someone????????????? I told you, fuck me and send him the pictures. unless you're fat. |
| ____________________________________ [Aug 28,2006 6:35pm - anonymous ""] Sorry I got another guy for that. |
| _____________________________________ [Aug 30,2006 11:51pm - anonymous ""] Ok, so none of you big talkers on this sight have any really good ideas or are you just to fucken chicken to say it. Whats the matter you can talk a lot of shit, but not when it will really affect anyone???? Huh...anyone......I guess you are just a bunch of pussies! |
| _____________________________________ [Aug 30,2006 11:56pm - RichHorror ""] A bunch of people offered a bunch of ideas, you stupid whore. Get raped. |
| __________________________________ [Aug 31,2006 6:50am - succubus ""] just kill yourself so you stop annoying people here (and everywhere else) you have to be pretty retarded... |
| ______________________________________ [Aug 31,2006 8:25am - the_reverend ""] succubus said you have to be not pretty 99% of this thread backs that hard. |
| ________________________________ [Aug 31,2006 9:09am - xmikex ""] have sex with him. like 4 times in a row. then when he's tying his shoes to leave tell him to get the hell out. that's about the smartest thing any girl will ever come up with on her own. |
| __________________________________ [Aug 31,2006 9:43am - SteveOTB ""] anonymous said:Ok, so none of you big talkers on this sight have any really good ideas or are you just to fucken chicken to say it. Whats the matter you can talk a lot of shit, but not when it will really affect anyone???? Huh...anyone......I guess you are just a bunch of pussies! Actually your best bet is to make them jealous. Find someone new so they feel like they're being replaced. Once my ex does that I know I'll be pissed. |
| _________________________________ [Aug 31,2006 10:10am - xmikex ""] Here's a thought, just do whatever you did to make him dump you/cheat on you/hate you in the first place. I mean it worked so well once already. |
| _____________________________________ [Aug 31,2006 10:18am - RichHorror ""] If you commit suicide he will be sad and make with the boo hoo. |
| _________________________________ [Aug 31,2006 10:27am - xmikex ""] OOH! OOH! I got one... call him up and tell him you want to come over and give him a blowjob. THEN! show up 15 minutes late without calling. He'll be so annoyed it'll almost ruin the blowjob you give him soon after. |
| _______________________________ [Aug 31,2006 10:35am - Yeti ""] i've got it, you could have a pizza delivered to him that he didnt order!!! that would be vicious!!! ......douche |
| _____________________________________ [Aug 31,2006 10:38am - anonymous ""] haha.. thats awesome.. if you can't think up your own way to do it.. my thinking is that even if you tried you'd fuck it up .so save yourself the jail time and being butch mcdick's bitch and get the fuck over it... |
| ______________________________________ [Aug 31,2006 10:47am - skullfucked ""] you know what would really grind his gears? a much deserved toothy blowjob after he doesn't notice your new honey blonde highlights. |
| _____________________________________ [Aug 31,2006 10:48am - RichHorror ""] Fake an orgasm, guys hate that. |
| ______________________________________ [Aug 31,2006 10:51am - skullfucked ""] get him a 6 pack of, get this, LIGHT beer instead of regular. if that's not a 'fuck you' i don't know what is. |
| _____________________________________ [Aug 31,2006 10:52am - RichHorror ""] And no, we are NOT reading these from '101 Ways To Please Your Man', and I resent the accusation. |
| ______________________________________ [Aug 31,2006 10:53am - skullfucked ""] definitely don't read the cosmo sex tips. nothing's worse than a dead fuck. |
| _________________________________ [Aug 31,2006 10:54am - xmikex ""] Write a short story about him, and your whole relationship. Make his flaws as your boyfriend subtle, yet noticable to the discerning reader. Make sure you thinly veil the underlying messages with obvious hints (i.e. if his name was Bill name his character Phil... or even better Brill, the less sense it makes the better). Have the story's rising acting point out his callousness, and cold-heartedness that leaves the tale's protagonist Betsy (you) to question her self worth, and her female identity. The denoument leads to Betsy taking control of her identity, and her sexuality in a Chopin-eseque turn of events that leads her to drift further and further out into the ocean until there's no hope for return, as Betsy finally overcomes the overbaring patriarchy of the world by taking her own life. THEN call him up and read it to him while he's fucking your best friend. Dude, if MY ex-girlfriend called me while I was fucking her best friend.... I'd be PISSED! NO DOUBT! LOL!!!!!!! |
| ______________________________________ [Aug 31,2006 10:55am - skullfucked ""] "go for his grundle, stay for his heart: the new NEW book on relationships" |
| _____________________________________ [Aug 31,2006 10:56am - RichHorror ""] Talk shit about him to all your female friends. Things like how big his penis is, how he hit the g-spot every single time, gives head better than a seasoned lesbian, etc. |
| _________________________________ [Aug 31,2006 10:57am - xmikex ""] Grab For His Wallet, But Stop Off At His Balls: The "In's and Out's" of Relationships Told By Women No One Would Ever Fuck |
| _________________________________ [Aug 31,2006 10:59am - xmikex ""] Finally give him permission for anal sex. Once he reems you out and sees the depths to which you've let yourself sink he's sure to get the message and feel really really bad. |
| ______________________________________ [Aug 31,2006 11:04am - skullfucked ""] xmikex said:Write a short story about him, and your whole relationship. Make his flaws as your boyfriend subtle, yet noticable to the discerning reader. Make sure you thinly veil the underlying messages with obvious hints (i.e. if his name was Bill name his character Phil... or even better Brill, the less sense it makes the better). Have the story's rising acting point out his callousness, and cold-heartedness that leaves the tale's protagonist Betsy (you) to question her self worth, and her female identity. The denoument leads to Betsy taking control of her identity, and her sexuality in a Chopin-eseque turn of events that leads her to drift further and further out into the ocean until there's no hope for return, as Betsy finally overcomes the overbaring patriarchy of the world by taking her own life. THEN call him up and read it to him while he's fucking your best friend. Dude, if MY ex-girlfriend called me while I was fucking her best friend.... I'd be PISSED! NO DOUBT! LOL!!!!!!! and be sure to include a romance novel-esque pirate scene between you and said asshole "my these seas are certainly heaving" "no more than your bountiful bosom, milady" and say THAT'S YOU EMBRACING NATURAL FEMALE SEXUALITY IN A TIME OF TURBULENCE AND CONFUSION. |
| _________________________________ [Aug 31,2006 11:07am - xmikex ""] Take a whole bunch of laxatives.... I mean like a WHOLE shitload of laxatives, and mix them up and drink them. Break the knob off your bathroom door from the outside. Wait 20 minutes then call me, and I'll tell you phase 2. |
| _____________________________________ [Aug 31,2006 11:09am - RichHorror ""] When I think of how all this advice has been given free of charge, it really warms my heart. |
| _________________________________ [Aug 31,2006 11:11am - xmikex ""] my reward is in heaven. $14. |
| ______________________________________ [Aug 31,2006 11:14am - skullfucked ""] don't be surprised if he throws you a copy of "the A(nal) to Z guide of humiliation: how to be bukkaked" |
| ___________________________________ [Aug 31,2006 4:44pm - Allahthat ""] I knew we had'nt heard the last from this bitch. |