Possibly the nuttiest bitch I've ever spoken to.[views:3502][posts:32]_____________________________________ [Aug 31,2006 11:56am - RichHorror ""] BUZZ!!! ----: hello ----: good day rich ----: how are u ----: ? ----: talk to me Rich: Hi. ----: how are u Rich: Ok... who's this? ----: i am stella ----: i am from maryland ----: talk to me rich BUZZ!!! Rich: Are you naked? ----: no Rich: I only talk to nude women. ----: why most i be naked ----: why ? Rich: It keeps the voices at bay. ----: yes ----: but that does not realy mean ----: we can still talk ----: well rich i will be very happy if u can just tell me morething about u ? Rich: I'm a millionaire playboy. ----: oh ----: so where do u stay ? ----: are u single Rich: In my room. Yes. ----: what is ur real name ? ----: where? Rich: My real name is the one you've been calling me. My room is in my apartment. ----: okay ----: Rich ----: what a wonderfull name ----: do u stay at Somerville? Rich: Yes. ----: okay ----: well i stay a Airlington ----: are u single ? Rich: Yes. ----: how come u are still singel and u are 29 years old? Rich: I ask myself that question every night before crying myself to sleep. ----: oh ----: so have u found the special one to stay with now ----: well i am also singel ----: i am just 27 Rich: No. No one is special. Rich: The ASPCA took my one true love away. ----: how....? ----: who? Rich: That's a little personal, don't you think? Rich: Let's just say I have a surplus of rawhide chews. ----: okay ----: well i am also single looking for that specia one to stay with Rich: I see. ----: yes ----: i am a student ----: studing to become nurse Rich: A dog nurse? ----: no ----: lol...... Rich: Oh, too bad. Rich: I like dogs. Rich: A LOT. ----: i am not a dog nurse ----: okay Rich: Hey, we can't all be perfect. ----: Rich are u ready for marry now ----: yes Rich: Who's Mary? Does she have a pedigree? ----: no ----: mary is the mother of jesus Rich: Oh. That's ok. I don't mind slumming, ----: okay ----: i wiill like to no u more better ----: can u plz tell me more things about u Rich: Well, ok. Rich: But first, I have to ask you a question. ----: what? Rich: Do you know what 'knotting' is? ----: what tell me ? BUZZ!!! Rich: It means to be penetrated by a dog's penis and the dog-human sex act. It refers to how a dogs' penis swells and enlarges after ejaculating causing the dog to get stuck until the swelling subsides. ----: so are u telling me now that u have like a dog penins ----: ? Rich: Ha, I wish. ----: pray for that ----: okay Rich: Yes, I ask Jesus for one nightly. ----: okay ----: well Rich i just love the way u talk to me ----: how i wich u could be the one i have been looking for ----: ? Rich: Ok. ----: but i dont no if u can be ? Rich: Um, alright. ----: can u be ----: that is why i ask u if u are ready Rich: I don't know, do you have your papers? ----: what papers? Rich: You know, proving your pedigree. Rich: It's always been my dream to have a bitch in the Westminster Kennel Club Dog Show. Rich: Also, send me pictures of your tits. Rich: Thanks. ----: okay ----: u need my pics Rich: Yes. As do all my friends. Rich: I have to make sure I'm making the right choice here. ----: okay ----: are u there ? ----: can i send it as a file ? Rich: Sure. ----: accept it BUZZ!!! Rich: I'm not seeing anything to accept. ----: okay ----: can u see me biside Rich: Yes. ----: that is my pics Rich: But you have clothes on, despite being previously warned. ----: i toid u i am not naked ----: dont u like it? Rich: Well, get naked. Rich: I have bad vision. I can't see clothing, only skin. ----: dont u like it? ----: oh that is when i get to ur house ----: that is the only time u can see my naked Rich: Well, that's not going to work. Rich: I don't buy the car without taking it out for a spin first. ----: what do u mean ----: well if i no u better i can send u my naked pics okay Rich: I have lots of money. That's all you need to know. ----: i am not after what u have ----: okay i am not asking u for money Rich: That's all I am. Rich: Money and dog penis. ----: u mean u give money to dog ----: well can we be friend? Rich: I have to see your breasts to know. ----: i said time we tell better Rich: I will read the answer in the bumps on your nipples. ----: lol..... ----: so Rich let see if u will be the one i have been loking for ----: are u there ? Rich: Yes. ----: why are u not talking ? Rich: I'm petting a pretty puppy. ----: okay ----: i will see ur puppy one day Rich: I can't talk to you if I haven't seen you naked. Only then will I be able to trust you enough to speak. ----: so u mean u cant talk to me until u see my nake d ----: okay i will try send it down to u ----: my recent pics ----: that will be latter Rich: Just do it now. ----: i have not scann them Rich: Don't talk to me until you have. ----: when will u be online again Rich: I have to stick my penis in a jar of peanut butter now. ----: okay can u come to my house then? Rich: Do you have any pets? ----: no Rich: Then no. ----: i will get one if u will come to my house? ----: well rich i have to go now okay Rich: Ok. Rich: I love fucking dogs. Rich: Bye. ----: ok bye |
| ___________________________________________ [Aug 31,2006 12:01pm - largefreakatzero ""] Hahahaha. I have 2 yellow labs you can date -- they are both quite horny and not fixed. You just can't play tug of war with them as it will fuck up their hunt training / delivery of birds. If you paint your junk like a training bumper, it should be a grand 'ol time. |
| _____________________________________ [Aug 31,2006 12:02pm - RichHorror ""] I'll be by at three. |
| ________________________________________ [Aug 31,2006 12:05pm - Messerschmitt ""] thank fuck i read the whole thing. it was well worth it. hahaha |
| ________________________________________ [Aug 31,2006 12:09pm - Messerschmitt ""] she sounds like tons of fun though. you need to go to her house with a couple of rotweilers and a few steaks, some rope and you're set to go. |
| _____________________________________ [Aug 31,2006 12:11pm - RichHorror ""] As long as she gets her citizenship, she doesn't care. |
| ___________________________________ [Aug 31,2006 12:18pm - succubus ""] if she's a nutty bitch post her IM and people will harrass her hahaha |
| _____________________________________ [Aug 31,2006 12:19pm - RichHorror ""] Carina, please. I'm a gentleman. |
| ____________________________________ [Aug 31,2006 1:26pm - RichHorror ""] All I am is money and dog penis. |
| _________________________________________ [Aug 31,2006 3:08pm - iren_the_viking ""] it sounds like some guy who wants to turn you into a lampshade trying to lure you in |
| ____________________________________ [Aug 31,2006 4:56pm - RichHorror ""] No, she's obviously trying to marry her way to US citizenship. |
| ____________________________________________________ [Aug 31,2006 5:24pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] [img] |
| __________________________________________ [Aug 31,2006 5:24pm - ct b0rderpatrol ""] you might've changed her mind on coming over here |
| ____________________________________ [Aug 31,2006 5:27pm - RichHorror ""] This proves you wrong-- Rich: Do you know what 'knotting' is? ----: what tell me ? BUZZ!!! Rich: It means to be penetrated by a dog's penis and the dog-human sex act. It refers to how a dogs' penis swells and enlarges after ejaculating causing the dog to get stuck until the swelling subsides. ----: so are u telling me now that u have like a dog penins ----: ? Rich: Ha, I wish. ----: pray for that ----: okay Rich: Yes, I ask Jesus for one nightly. ----: okay ----: well Rich i just love the way u talk to me |
| ___________________________________ [Nov 4,2006 6:30am - RichHorror ""] ----: hello Rich: Hi. ----: what r u doin? Rich: Skinning a rabbit. Rich: Not for food or anything, just for fun. ----: so u want to cook it and eat it ? Rich: No, not really. ----: ok Rich: It was just spreading lies about me. ----: so why did u catch it thern Rich: It accused me of stealing. ----: how can a rabit do that ----: does rabit talk ----: ?????????//// Rich: With it's mind. ----: that is not true ----: well rich i am in small problem ----: so plz can u help me out of this ? Rich: It is true. Rich: It's still screaming. Rich: What's the problem. ----: all about my store Rich: Do you sell money? Rich: At the money store? ----: my store has been closs down for about 2weeks now all bcos i did not pay for my lent ----: no ----: i sell goods Rich: Dead goods. Rich: ? Rich: ? ----: i want u to help me with money Rich: And dig penis. Rich: DOG. Rich: That is. ----: i sell dog Rich: Are they sparkling converationalists? ----: yes ----: can u help me ? Rich: I have 37 stretch socks. Rich: Will that help? ----: i no ----: can u help me with some money ? Rich: I know money Rich: It's made of paper and colors ----: what? ----: yes ----: so can u help me with it ? Rich: I just did. Rich: Poof. |
| _____________________________________________ [Nov 4,2006 12:00pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] haha what the christ. YOU CANNOT SEE MY NAKED! AAAAHHHH!!!! |
| ____________________________________ [Nov 4,2006 12:02pm - RichHorror ""] I am the greatest person that has ever lived. |
| ________________________________________ [Nov 4,2006 12:05pm - Granny_Monster ""] Ha ha ha! This just made my day! |
| _____________________________________________ [Nov 4,2006 12:07pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] RichHorror said:I am the greatest person that has ever lived. i will back this statement, fully. |
| ______________________________ [Nov 4,2006 12:10pm - Lamp ""] I don't get it. What part of this is supposed to be funny? |
| __________________________________ [Nov 5,2006 5:48pm - dreadkill ""] rich horror is why i love the internet. |
| _________________________________ [Nov 5,2006 6:12pm - Dankill ""] RICH! I command you to send me this bitches AIM! I must screw with her head. "that is the only time u can see my naked" lol This is priceless. And yes, you are the greatest person to ever live. |
| _________________________________ [Nov 5,2006 10:51pm - mcmahon ""] rich, set me up with her sister. |
| ___________________________________ [Nov 7,2006 3:07pm - RichHorror ""] Dankill said:RICH! I command you to send me this bitches AIM! I must screw with her head. "that is the only time u can see my naked" lol This is priceless. And yes, you are the greatest person to ever live. Do you have Yahoo messenger? That's where she dwells. Yes, I know. |
| ___________________________________ [Nov 7,2006 3:08pm - RichHorror ""] mcmahon said:rich, set me up with her sister. I want to be set up with my sister. |
| ________________________________ [Nov 7,2006 3:09pm - W3 nli ""] this is all made up, rich horror is the false messiah his tales are second rate hustler magazine leftovers for the fox generation. |
| ___________________________________ [Nov 7,2006 3:10pm - RichHorror ""] I am Penthouse Forum incarnate. |
| ________________________________ [Nov 7,2006 3:11pm - W3 nli ""] RichHorror said:I am Penthouse Forum incarnate. FALSE ! |
| ________________________________ [Nov 7,2006 3:18pm - mcmahon ""] i want more rich horror campfire stories. |
| _______________________________ [Nov 7,2006 5:21pm - Kevord ""] If it's all made up Rich is even more of a comic genius. |
| ________________________________ [Nov 7,2006 5:36pm - W3 nli ""] Kevord said:If it's all made up Rich is even more of a comic genius. here some sarcasm take two and dont call back |
| ___________________________________ [Nov 7,2006 5:38pm - RichHorror ""] Boys, don't fight over me. |
| __________________________________ [Nov 7,2006 11:10pm - Dankill ""] I do i think I've just rarely used it Send it to me on myspace so the mayhem can begin |