Stupid broad injures herself on the train[views:1455][posts:14]________________________________ [Sep 6,2006 12:00pm - xmikex ""] So I'm coming home from work yesterday and I'm heading into Andrew Station. Andrew semi recently "upgraded" to the card system so when you put your card in to enter, two plastic Total Recall looking panels open up and you walk through. The panels open long enough so that theoretically if you were quick enough (and cheap enough) you could sneak through without paying. So as I'm about to walk in this white trash bitch who looked like she was dressed for the Wigger Olympics (sweatpants, headband, running shoes, obnoxiously bright shirt) decides to attempt a dash through the turnstyle. Those lady footlocker kicks must not have been pumped up enough because she timed it all wrong and went barrelling into the panels shoulder down like she was Marion Butts just as they were closing. *BOOM* she smacks into it, and the panels don't budge. Meanwhile the T clerk has seen her do the whole thing, and has been pretty calm and collective about it. He tells her to come back, and she turns around wincing and holding her arm.... "AHHHHH! I banged...myself!" "Yeah, no kidding." "AHHHH it hurrrrts!" "Yup, dolla twenty five" |
| ____________________________________ [Sep 6,2006 12:03pm - anonomuff ""] haha i banged myself |
| ___________________________________ [Sep 6,2006 12:28pm - Ed Lynch ""] Fuckin wigger scum. |
| __________________________________ [Sep 6,2006 12:34pm - niccolai ""] "I aint give them no tree fiddy" |
| __________________________________ [Sep 6,2006 12:39pm - powerkok ""] they should incorporate a bear trap mechanism into those things, for a good laugh |
| __________________________________ [Sep 6,2006 12:40pm - niccolai ""] powerkok said:they should incorporate a bear trap mechanism into those things, for a good laugh even for the people that do pay. |
| __________________________________ [Sep 6,2006 12:41pm - powerkok ""] Oh....now youre talkin. |
| ________________________________ [Sep 6,2006 12:57pm - xmikex ""] I almost missed my train because of this too. |
| _________________________________ [Sep 6,2006 1:08pm - niccolai ""] at least there weren't snakes on the train. |
| ___________________________________ [Sep 6,2006 1:17pm - anonymous ""] anyone ever seen flava of love on VH1... watched it purely for the humor... white girl on there... headbands... the wigger talk.. whole 9.. hilarious |
| _______________________________ [Sep 6,2006 1:41pm - xmikex ""] niccolai said:at least there weren't snakes on the train. the new Samuel L Jackson thriller. just when you thought it was safe to ride the red line "WE GOT CHINKS ON THE MOTHAFUCKIN TRAIN!!" CHINKS ON A TRAIN |
| _________________________________ [Sep 6,2006 1:45pm - niccolai ""] Man I'm TIRED of these motherfuckin chinks on my motherfuckin train. |
| _______________________________ [Sep 6,2006 1:47pm - xmikex ""] I don't think old Samuel L is getting out of this one |
| _________________________________ [Sep 6,2006 1:49pm - niccolai ""] If he doesn't survive how will he ever film his third installment 'Hicks up in Maine'?!? The suspense is killing me. |
| ___________________________________ [Sep 6,2006 4:53pm - anonymous ""] xxx2blew2. |