movie-Room 6
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[Sep 8,2006 10:38pm - vomitthesoul ""]
Anyone here seen this movie? I think it sucked.Kane Hodder had a two bit part in it.The main character looked like Marsha Brady.What a hottie!!
[Sep 8,2006 10:42pm - dugnli ""]
that's because she played marsha brady in the brady bunch movie. she's also ben stiller's wife. i downloaded this movie but have yet to watch it. why was it so bad?
[Sep 8,2006 10:44pm - vomitthesoul ""]
I thought it was boring.Plus she didnt show her tits.Jerry O'connell tried to act evil and it didnt work.
[Sep 8,2006 10:48pm - dwellingsickness ""]
vomitthesoul said: she didnt show her tits.
yeah that is a good reason right there
[Sep 8,2006 11:06pm - vomitthesoul ""]
Another shitty movie I rented recently was Severed Forest.I only watched half of it then turned it off
[Sep 8,2006 11:10pm - the_reverend ""]
you should use the movie flag for movie threads.
[Sep 8,2006 11:14pm - dugnli ""]
you mean Severed: Forest of the Dead? I watched it. Interesting ideas and gore but fell short in the logic category. Still better than House of the Dead 1 & 2 though. See if you can find Feed. I thought it was a killer flick.
[Sep 8,2006 11:58pm - VoidExpression ""]
Room 6 is probably the worst movie I've seen in at least five years. I ran across it on TV and stuck through most of it for some reason, probably because it's related to Mansquito (same writer I think) and I kept expecting it to get funny. Unfortunately, it didn't and whoever thought Taylor and O'Connel could carry a movie should be shot.
[Sep 9,2006 12:36am - vomitthesoul ""]
The worst movie Ive seen in the last 5 years was Brotherhood of the Wolf
[Sep 9,2006 12:49am - powerkok ""]
dugnli said:Still better than House of the Dead 1 & 2 though.
Ive shit better movies.
Absolutely fuckin horrible.
[Sep 9,2006 10:22am - dugnli ""]
vomitthesoul said:The worst movie Ive seen in the last 5 years was Brotherhood of the Wolf
you had me on your side until this statement.
[Sep 9,2006 10:34am - VoidExpression ""]
Brotherhood of the Wolf is a pretty bad movie, but it's very cheesy and fun and somehow has the dude from the American Iron Chef playing a Native American ninja. Throw in Cassel and Bellucci and it's all in good fun.
[Sep 9,2006 11:42am - DrinkHardThrashHard ""]
I liked Brotherhood of the Wolf. It was at least DIFFERENT, you know? But that said, i agree with Void, the plot wasn't all that.
Mark Dacascos played the Native American striker (wasn't a ninja, there were actually Native American martial arts though I'm not positive if these were followed closely in the fight choreography). Vincent Cassel looks just like my goth DJ ex-roommate and Monica Bellucci is the hottest woman on earth.
I thought it was an interesting take on multiple genres. Horror, martial arts, and French at the same time? I'll buy that.
Also, I loved the costumes the leads were wearing in the rain at the beginning. Great design.
[Sep 9,2006 12:27pm - VoidExpression ""]
Ha, I knew he wasn't a "ninja", I just thought it was ridiculous that they had a (mostly) asian guy playing a native american (but I didn't know native americans also practiced martial arts). It's like how most movies don't think people will notice nationalities, just that they kind of look similar. Some other bad recent offenders are Banderas in 13th Warrior (although I suppose there could be spanish Muslims) and pretty much the entire female cast of Memoirs of a Geisha.
The costumes did kick ass though
[Sep 9,2006 12:55pm - DrinkHardThrashHard ""]
VoidExpression said:Ha, I knew he wasn't a "ninja", I just thought it was ridiculous that they had a (mostly) asian guy playing a native american (but I didn't know native americans also practiced martial arts). It's like how most movies don't think people will notice nationalities, just that they kind of look similar. Some other bad recent offenders are Banderas in 13th Warrior (although I suppose there could be spanish Muslims) and pretty much the entire female cast of Memoirs of a Geisha.
The costumes did kick ass though
True. Mark Dascasos is definitely 'Asianic.' A quarter Japanese, quarter Irish, and the other half Filipino. I think he could pass pretty well for a Native North or Central American though. He was probably just hired because he had the skills. People remember this guy from Iron Chef, but how about from the terrible Crow TV series?
The Native Americans had a lot of martial arts, it's just that the Western World tends to ignore everything non-Asian when they think of martial arts. Scissorkicking cavalry off horses, grappling, throwing techniques (granted, aside from the kicking, Brotherhood didn't involve many real Native looking techniques). Then again, people rarely even think of wrestling and boxing as martial arts, even though Western-style ground and pound is one the deadliest there is (it doesn't look good in Hong Kong films though).
I liked Banderas in 13th warrior mainly because of his lines. "I lisssssssennned". Hahaha. Part of Spain (Iberian peninsula) was actually conquered by Muslims in the 8th century, Moors in Cordoba, etc. But I believe (from my recollection of the original novel Eaters of the Dead, far better than the film) Banderas was playing an Arab so I can see your point there. Also, Buliwyf/Beowulf is played by a Czech, but he at least did a decent job
God I am such a geek.
[Sep 9,2006 5:34pm - poop ""]
absolute worst movie ive seen is saw, worse than gigli
[Sep 9,2006 7:55pm - dugnli ""]
you need to watch more movies.
[Sep 9,2006 10:35pm - vomitthesoul ""]
poop said:absolute worst movie ive seen is saw, worse than gigli
I liked Saw.Part 2 is better and I'll definitly see 3 when it comes out next month
[Sep 10,2006 11:39am - vomitthesoul ""]
Heres another bad one for ya:Garden of the Dead.The worst zombie flick Ive ever seen.Right up there with Homecoming