Farting[views:1703][posts:20]_______________________________ [Sep 20,2006 2:36pm - Hoser ""] I love farting. I am just wondering if anyone else feels the same way that I do about the ferocious odor and sound of a tailripper screaming through the back of your shorts. OR Are you the squeamish, ass-packing faggot, fairy dillhole that thinks that they are disgusting? Just wondering. |
| __________________________________________ [Sep 20,2006 2:56pm - davefromthegrave ""] back when i worked in a restaurant I used to love rippin' some ass in the middle of the dining room and then walking away. I could look back and see the spread of the fart odor as people's faces contorted into a look of disgust like the wave going around fenway park. there aren't many things I miss about working at Olive Garden, but that's one of them. |
| ______________________________________ [Sep 20,2006 2:58pm - the_reverend ""] I have to fart right now.. but there are tons of people around... *gurgle* |
| __________________________________ [Sep 20,2006 3:12pm - powerkok ""] I blapped in the shoe store today. |
| _____________________________________ [Sep 20,2006 3:13pm - Beaver McD ""] There is nothing funnier than farting, its just the oldest funniest joke there is. Anything can be interupted by it and its going to be funny. The best is working in an office building, you can hear people farting and then you smell it, also you can do it and nobody will say anything. Its awesome, I don't know why people find it so nasty, i mean yeah it smells for a little while but it goes away. The smell is totally worth the noise for the most part, some of the smells just make you want to vomit, like you don't know what that person ate to make them smell like that but you know that you would never eat it if you knew what it was. Farting when there are tons of people around is also funny, i mean what are they going to say to you, especially in the elevator. |
| ______________________________ [Sep 20,2006 3:16pm - Yeti ""] i am one with the farting. rolling over in the morning after a night of beer and just letting gigantic farts rip is awesome. |
| __________________________________________ [Sep 20,2006 3:26pm - SinisterMinister ""] There's a reason people use the phrase "Timeless Humor," when referring to passing gas. Because farts have always been and will always be hilarious. There is NOTHING funnier than the sound of gas being forced through your anus in discrete pockets of air that cause your buttocks to flap with that charming rythym that all human beings have come to know and love. What makes farts funnier than any joke is this the delivery IS the punchline as is the punchline the delivery itself. And don't get me started on all of the hilarity that is created by the smell... |
| ______________________________ [Sep 20,2006 3:33pm - Yeti ""] well said |
| _________________________________________ [Sep 20,2006 3:35pm - SacreligionNLI ""] farting? no idea what it is |
| __________________________________________ [Sep 20,2006 3:54pm - davefromthegrave ""] SinisterMinister said:There's a reason people use the phrase "Timeless Humor," when referring to passing gas. Because farts have always been and will always be hilarious. There is NOTHING funnier than the sound of gas being forced through your anus in discrete pockets of air that cause your buttocks to flap with that charming rythym that all human beings have come to know and love. What makes farts funnier than any joke is this the delivery IS the punchline as is the punchline the delivery itself. And don't get me started on all of the hilarity that is created by the smell... that was poetic |
| ______________________________________ [Sep 20,2006 3:56pm - Anthony nli ""] SinisterMinister said:There's a reason people use the phrase "Timeless Humor," when referring to passing gas. Because farts have always been and will always be hilarious. There is NOTHING funnier than the sound of gas being forced through your anus in discrete pockets of air that cause your buttocks to flap with that charming rythym that all human beings have come to know and love. What makes farts funnier than any joke is this the delivery IS the punchline as is the punchline the delivery itself. And don't get me started on all of the hilarity that is created by the smell... I farted like 3 times while reading that. That's what I get for eating Indian food for lunch. |
| __________________________________________ [Sep 20,2006 4:02pm - SinisterMinister ""] davefromthegrave said:that was poetic I only let this talent ring out when there is a subject for which I have so much fervor that I deem it neccssary. |
| __________________________________________ [Sep 20,2006 4:10pm - SinisterMinister ""] The smell of a fart... A fart that isn't smelled is a fart surely wasted. What good is it to let one rip if you can't share the phenomenon with a co-worker, friend, or loved one? Nothing that lasts less than a second can cause not only an instant reaction of laughter followed by a couple more minutes of anger. But think my friends, what if one could not fart? All of the gasses released (methane, nitrogen, and oxygen) would dissapear, causing the slow and inevitable suffocation of the world. As Bob Dylan would say, "The answer my friends, is blowing in the wind." |
| ______________________________________ [Sep 20,2006 4:24pm - hungtableed ""] I heavily enjoy farting as well as the smell of my own farts. I don't usually enjoy the smell of someone elses fart unless its my girlfriend, there is just something about girl farts that give me a boner. |
| _________________________________________ [Sep 20,2006 4:27pm - Greenburgstein ""] Ahh farting, the jewish past time. We love all things anal I tell you. |
| __________________________________ [Sep 20,2006 4:37pm - powerkok ""] [img] |
| _________________________________________ [Sep 20,2006 5:13pm - CaptainCleanoff ""] Where is that post of the bitch that loves to fart? The clip of it? That was funny. BTW, I love farting around hot chicks in public. I have no shame, and it makes them blush and cringe. They know they like it. |
| ___________________________________ [Sep 20,2006 5:28pm - dreadkill ""] i love farting. every time i'm in a public bathroom and someone else is in there, i tear ass as loud as i can and gauge the other person's reaction. there's nothing better than the awkward expression on someone's face after you roll some thunder their way in a public place. |
| ______________________________________ [Sep 20,2006 6:54pm - all ah that ""] Once I farted at the exact moment there was a loud thunder clap. It rules being one with nature. |
| _______________________________ [Sep 21,2006 10:47am - Yeti ""] bump for cropdusting |
| _______________________________ [Sep 21,2006 10:47am - Yeti ""] and farting while sneezing |