ATTN: RichHorror[views:2923][posts:34]_________________________________________ [Sep 25,2006 9:07am - SacreligionNLI ""] One of the applications I just had to enter was for a person with the last name "Brids" I just thought you should know. :shocked: |
| ___________________________________ [Sep 25,2006 9:31am - dreadkill ""] that's an awesome last name. my guitarist recently sorted mail for a person with the last name boogers. |
| _________________________________________ [Sep 25,2006 9:33am - SacreligionNLI ""] no way...that can't be possible |
| ____________________________________ [Sep 25,2006 9:34am - RichHorror ""] Wow. I met a broad the other night whose last name was 'Beer'. I'm insanely jealous. |
| ___________________________________ [Sep 25,2006 9:36am - dreadkill ""] SacreligionNLI said:no way...that can't be possible it's the truth |
| ____________________________________ [Sep 25,2006 9:38am - RichHorror ""] Ken Gillis is many things, but not a liar. Unless you're some slag he wants to rail. |
| _________________________________________ [Sep 25,2006 9:39am - SacreligionNLI ""] no i just can't believe a name like that would be allowed it hurts my brani to think of the torture they must've gone through in middle school |
| ____________________________________ [Sep 25,2006 9:41am - RichHorror ""] I knew a girl in high scool, 'Jen Butts'. What a fucking whore she was. |
| ___________________________________ [Sep 25,2006 10:17am - sinistas ""] our guitarist also has an uncle Dick Orifice. truth. |
| _____________________________________ [Sep 25,2006 10:19am - RichHorror ""] Wow. That's as good or better than Dick Beard in Cape Cod. |
| __________________________________________ [Sep 25,2006 10:23am - SacreligionNLI ""] what about Dick Hurtz from Holden? i'm pretty sure that's not real but should be...maybe it was at one point, and that's an encouraging thought |
| _____________________________________ [Sep 25,2006 10:24am - RichHorror ""] I actually have met a Mike Hunt in my lifetime, and am a better person for it. |
| ____________________________________ [Sep 25,2006 11:28am - dreadkill ""] i briefly knew a mike hunt in middle school. he didn't last long at that school. |
| ___________________________________ [Sep 25,2006 11:30am - Aegathis ""] SacreligionNLI said:what about Dick Hurtz from Holden? bastard, i was gonna bring that one up. My dad said he saw him on tv once. |
| __________________________________________ [Sep 25,2006 11:31am - SacreligionNLI ""] hilarious...when i lived in worcester like 12 years ago i was right on the holden border...it was the neighborhood rumor that he lived down the street hahaha |
| ____________________________________ [Sep 25,2006 11:34am - dreadkill ""] dick sweat was my favorite |
| __________________________________________ [Sep 25,2006 11:41am - SacreligionNLI ""] be sure to try my schweaty balls |
| _____________________________________ [Sep 25,2006 11:52am - RichHorror ""] dreadkill said:i briefly knew a mike hunt in middle school. he didn't last long at that school. Was he the victim of massive cockfucking? |
| _______________________________ [Sep 25,2006 12:49pm - Yeti ""] there are several Dr. Richard Weiner's in the Worcester area. |
| _________________________________________ [Sep 25,2006 1:06pm - SacreligionNLI ""] when my school expelled me for "psychological evaluation" they sent me to a dr. craig weiner...his office is right down the street from our apartment haha...i should pay him a visit and remind how little he had to do when i was there since all i did was play pokemon snap on n64 |
| ____________________________________ [Sep 25,2006 1:08pm - RichHorror ""] Why'd they send you for psych eval? |
| _________________________________________ [Sep 25,2006 1:12pm - SacreligionNLI ""] because a bunch of close-minded assholes including a substitute teacher asked me if i had the chance if i'd shoot up the school, to which i replied with an overly sarcastic "oh yea!" and apparently nobody at that jail...i mean school...had a sense of humor i would've sued them if it weren't for that bullshit "if a kid seems unstable you can take whatever measures necessary that you think will protect the other students" that and there was a bomb threat made in the gym, even though it was blatantly in a girl's handwriting...the cops even went to my english teacher asking for some of my assignments to compare the handwriting the dumb cunt did it because she had a project due that day, and everybody automatically assumed it was me hooray politically correct america |
| _________________________________________ [Sep 25,2006 1:13pm - SacreligionNLI ""] hilariously enough they assumed it was me because i wore coal chamber and slipknot shirts all the time |
| ___________________________________ [Sep 25,2006 1:17pm - dreadkill ""] didn't the columbine kids like those bands? music causes crime. |
| _________________________________________ [Sep 25,2006 1:18pm - SacreligionNLI ""] something to that effect |
| _________________________________________ [Sep 25,2006 1:34pm - CaptainCleanoff ""] It was decades ago and I do not remember 1st grade at all except one of my teachers name was Mr. Farty. It's the truth. |
| _________________________________________ [Sep 25,2006 1:37pm - SacreligionNLI ""] that's top-notch right there...best name a teacher could have for a bunch of 1st graders |
| ___________________________________ [Sep 25,2006 1:45pm - dreadkill ""] ha, mr. farty |
| _________________________________________ [Sep 25,2006 2:00pm - CaptainCleanoff ""] Yeah man, it was disturbing. He was a scrawny little fucked up pencil necked geek with a head shaped like a pumpkin. |
| _________________________________________ [Sep 25,2006 2:47pm - SacreligionNLI ""] [img] ????? |
| ___________________________________ [Sep 25,2006 2:50pm - dreadkill ""] i wish that was my teacher |
| ______________________________ [Sep 25,2006 3:14pm - Yeti ""] CaptainCleanoff said:It was decades ago and I do not remember 1st grade at all except one of my teachers name was Mr. Farty. It's the truth. i had a 3rd grade teacher named Mrs. Smith, she used to wear an electric box on her hip that kept her heart going, but she had a problem with uncontrollable gas. i dont know if it was a side effect of her heart thingy, but she just constantly farted. and of course, she would tell the class that it was a medical issue and not to laugh, but you're in 3rd grade with a teacher who cant stop farting. i mean come on. |
| _________________________________________ [Sep 25,2006 3:17pm - SacreligionNLI ""] one of the teachers in my rotating schedule in 6th grade had diabetes and would have to leave for dialysis and all the kids were like "awwwwww i wish I had diabetes!" |
| ________________________________________ [Sep 25,2006 3:28pm - MR. sphincter ""] i knew a girl in middle school her last name was butt. Man she was a fatty |
| _________________________________________ [Sep 25,2006 3:29pm - SacreligionNLI ""] rich horror's was funnier you suck |