I want to bury this broad[views:9710][posts:63]________________________________ [Sep 25,2006 3:11pm - xmikex ""] bury her alive in cement behind an abortion clinic and unload a dump truck full of unborn babies on top of it. She's 35 pounds of dead weight, a rude stuck up douchebomb, and a social retard the likes of which I've never met. And all her friends are bridge trolls. http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fusea...n=user.viewprofile&friendid=8203415 I'm composing a blog about this girl. Give me inspiration. |
| _________________________________________ [Sep 25,2006 3:12pm - CaptainCleanoff ""] Let her know that her VAG smells like the inside of a bums asshole. |
| _____________________________ [Sep 25,2006 3:17pm - pam ""] Is there any particular reason? Or just because she's a feminist? (albeit a seemingly very dim-witted one) |
| _________________________________________ [Sep 25,2006 3:18pm - SacreligionNLI ""] personally, i prefer pullover, they're usually more diesel in terms of insulation |
| _________________________________________ [Sep 25,2006 3:18pm - SacreligionNLI ""] how the hell did this end up in this thread? that's weird |
| ________________________________ [Sep 26,2006 9:14am - xmikex ""] SacreligionNLI said:personally, i prefer pullover, they're usually more diesel in terms of insulation hmmmm..... interesting take. |
| _________________________________________ [Sep 26,2006 9:22am - SacreligionNLI ""] yeah i dont know how to explain that one |
| ____________________________________________________ [Sep 26,2006 9:27am - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] You should track her down and cut up her face. |
| ___________________________________ [Sep 26,2006 9:46am - dreadkill ""] she needs a pullover |
| _________________________________ [Sep 26,2006 10:44am - xmikex ""] dreadkill said:she needs a pullover I'd like to pull her entrails over her big ugly forehead. Seriously here's what happened: I went to a bar with a bunch of friends. A friend of a friend came and brought this girl with her. She spent the whole night butting into other people's conversations just to pick fights. I tried to crack a joke with her and be a friendly d00d (like you would with say...... a normal person) and I got the attitude of all attitudes from her that ended with her saying I'm lucky she chose not to "mess with me". I shrugged it off because I was having a good time. She also told my friend (who was having a civil conversation with her) that he was an idiot because he never went to college (she went to grad school in Ireland... :shocked: OOOoooOooo). The night ended with her trying to ignore my drunk friend screaming "fuck you" in her ear for 10 minutes and pointing out that he had scrawled FUCK YOU in the table with arrows pointing to her. She also ordered the yuppiest goofiest drink I've ever seen in my life, under paid for it, and went out of her way to tell the waitress that she wasn't leaving a tip. I wouldn't give a shit, but I know this girl's type. She thinks she's got yet another story under her belt that she can brag to her friends with about what a bitch she is and how she one-upped a bunch of strangers. Anyone who's read my stuff before knows that I can tell a story too. I hope her fiance reads it and leaves her at the altar. |
| ____________________________________ [Sep 26,2006 11:11am - ???????? ""] can someone post a pic of this chick on here. I cant see myspace because my work blocks it. |
| _________________________________ [Sep 26,2006 11:13am - xmikex ""] [img] |
| _____________________________________ [Sep 26,2006 11:13am - RichHorror ""] [img] |
| _____________________________________________________ [Sep 26,2006 11:18am - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] xmikex said:I went to a bar with a bunch of friends. :shocked: |
| _____________________________________ [Sep 26,2006 11:20am - RichHorror ""] [img] [img] That's a horrifying likeness. |
| _____________________________________________________ [Sep 26,2006 11:25am - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] [img] |
| _____________________________________________________ [Sep 26,2006 11:27am - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] I just edited the picture above so that it looks like this other one in her myspace. (This one's not photoshopped)... [img] |
| _____________________________________ [Sep 26,2006 11:43am - anonymous ""] So why exactly wouldn't she "mess with you"??? |
| _____________________________________ [Sep 26,2006 11:44am - RichHorror ""] It might distract her from getting a three-pointer. |
| _________________________________ [Sep 26,2006 12:15pm - xmikex ""] I gave her the nickname Papercuts. My girlfriend pointed out that if anyone tried to get a blowjob from that girl her skinny lips, and bony face would cut your dick to shreds. Hence therefore: PAPERCUTS. |
| _________________________________ [Sep 26,2006 12:17pm - xmikex ""] menstrual_sweatpants_disco said:[img] WHO CAN OUT DO MIKE???? that's an open challenge |
| _______________________________ [Sep 26,2006 2:39pm - Murph ""] RichHorror said:It might distract her from getting a three-pointer. Hands-down funniest part of this thread Gheorge Muresan, fuck yah |
| ________________________________ [Sep 26,2006 2:44pm - xmikex ""] It's even funnier because Gheorge Muresan had only 1 three point attempt in his whole career. and he missed it. |
| _____________________________ [Sep 26,2006 3:47pm - cav ""] dude that girls eyes are wicked far apart. |
| ____________________________________ [Sep 26,2006 3:48pm - RichHorror ""] This girl is what the Mutant Registration Act is all about. |
| ___________________________________ [Sep 26,2006 3:52pm - dyingmuse ""] SacreligionNLI said:personally, i prefer pullover, they're usually more diesel in terms of insulation ha ha ha, that is weird! so who is this numb cunt anyways? |
| ____________________________________ [Sep 26,2006 3:57pm - anonymous ""] if you're lucky, she won't cluck on and on about feminism, and if she really likes you, she'll spare you from being messed with. |
| ____________________________________ [Sep 26,2006 3:58pm - anonymous ""] and by feminism i mean empowerment through dildos. BOOOOOO! |
| ___________________________________ [Sep 26,2006 3:59pm - dreadkill ""] i like the part about mike's friend writing fuck you on the table with arrows pointing to the girl. that's hilarious. |
| ____________________________________________________ [Sep 26,2006 4:42pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] cav said:dude that girls eyes are wicked far apart. [img] |
| ___________________________________ [Sep 26,2006 4:43pm - dyingmuse ""] ha ha ha |
| _____________________________________ [Sep 26,2006 4:56pm - Allah That ""] Rag on sleater kinney. |
| ______________________________________________ [Sep 26,2006 6:04pm - BobNOMAAMRooney nli ""] menstrual_sweatpants_disco said:cav said:dude that girls eyes are wicked far apart. [img] IT'S A TRAP! |
| ________________________________________ [Sep 26,2006 6:08pm - Paris Clinton ""] vote for me. |
| ____________________________________________ [Sep 26,2006 7:04pm - rhys the disciple ""] some of my finest work [img] |
| _____________________________________ [Sep 26,2006 7:16pm - Allah That ""] ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^FUCK YOU |
| _____________________________________ [Sep 26,2006 7:16pm - Allah That ""] ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^FUCK^^^^^^^^^^^^YOU^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ |
| _____________________________________ [Sep 26,2006 7:16pm - Allah That ""] ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^FUCK^^^^^^^^^^^^YOU^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ |
| ____________________________________________________ [Sep 26,2006 7:35pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] [img] |
| ________________________________ [Sep 26,2006 8:55pm - xmikex ""] VEINS |
| ________________________________ [Sep 26,2006 8:56pm - xmikex ""] You guys wanna know what's even funnier? She used to sell dildos. You can't make that up |
| ______________________________________________ [Sep 26,2006 10:00pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] honestly mike, i think it is great that you have to deal with people like this. consider it a blessing, because not many people get to tell hilarious stories about these sort of encounters. keep up the good work. you're baking laughter for the children. tee hee. |
| _____________________________________________________ [Sep 26,2006 10:10pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] xmikex said:You guys wanna know what's even funnier? She used to sell dildos. You can't make that up Are you shitting me? |
| ______________________________ [Sep 26,2006 10:15pm - pam ""] I just laughed so hard at those pictures. |
| ____________________________________ [Sep 26,2006 10:21pm - dreadkill ""] bitch looks like a chihuahua |
| ______________________________ [Sep 26,2006 10:23pm - pam ""] Hey...I would totally sell dildos. That'd be fun. |
| ____________________________________ [Sep 26,2006 10:24pm - dreadkill ""] pam said:Hey...I would totally smell dildos. That'd be fun. |
| _________________________________ [Sep 26,2006 11:41pm - xmikex ""] children are our most important natural resource |
| _____________________________________ [Sep 27,2006 12:27am - infoterror ""] xmikex said:I'm composing a blog about this girl. Give me inspiration. DRAMA ADDICT WHINE LIKE A PEDOPHILE IN SOLITARY YOU CRY BUT YOU WILL NEVER SURVIVE THE COLLAPSE OF THE OIL BASED ECONOMY EUGENICS NOW R.I.P. |
| ________________________________ [Sep 27,2006 9:00am - xmikex ""] SERENITY NOW! |
| _______________________________ [Sep 27,2006 10:46am - Yeti ""] keep der race pure practice eugenics! |
| _________________________________ [Oct 30,2006 10:59am - xmikex ""] PACHYDERM DELIGHT [img] |
| ___________________________________________ [Oct 30,2006 11:20am - everpessimistnow ""] menstrual_sweatpants_disco said:[img] i don't think this got the appreciation it deserved. |
| _____________________________________________________ [Oct 30,2006 11:44am - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] everpessimistnow said:menstrual_sweatpants_disco said:[img] i don't think this got the appreciation it deserved. Thanks, my company spent a lot of money paying me for the time I used to make that. |
| ___________________________________________ [Oct 30,2006 11:55am - everpessimistnow ""] well it was worth every penny, hahaha. |
| ____________________________________________ [Oct 30,2006 3:41pm - ConquerTheBaphomet ""] xmikex said:PACHYDERM DELIGHT [img] They look like faggots. |
| ________________________________________ [Oct 30,2006 4:16pm - Granny_Monster ""] pam said:Hey...I would totally sell dildos. That'd be fun. Although I see nothing wrong with selling dildos, I think I'd pass. There are some people who use 'em that you just don't wanna know about, you know? |
| _________________________________________ [Oct 30,2006 11:40pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] xmikex said:And all her friends are bridge trolls. [img] |
| _________________________________________ [Oct 30,2006 11:44pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] ConquerTheBaphomet said:xmikex said:PACHYDERM DELIGHT [img] Who're those dudes with her? |
| ___________________________________________ [Oct 30,2006 11:47pm - davefromthegrave ""] explain to her the effects of makeup and how she should never use it because it might increase the chances of her reproducing. |
| __________________________________ [Oct 31,2006 12:11am - tbone_r ""] cav said:dude that girls eyes are wicked far apart. i actually thought this girl was cute until you pointed that out. now when i look at her she looks like an alien. |
| _________________________________________ [Oct 31,2006 7:28am - CaptainCleanoff ""] tbone_r said:cav said:dude that girls eyes are wicked far apart. i actually thought this girl was cute until you pointed that out. now when i look at her she looks like an alien. I'd still fuck her mouth. Then punch her in it. |
| ________________________________________________ [Oct 31,2006 7:48am - babyshakernotloggedin ""] some one should let her know theres a ton of people bashing her and her man freinds online then the hilarity of her trying to defend herself on a message board will insue |
| _____________________________________________ [Nov 1,2006 3:28pm - BobNOMAAMRooney nli ""] THAT IS NOT A FOREARM, IT'S A FIVEARM [img] |