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Mythbusters+Death Metal+Peas= kewl kewl else.

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[Sep 27,2006 10:51pm - powerkok ""]
Long story short....they have 6 greenhouses....the one that played death metal 24/7 grew larger and produced more peas than all the rest (classical, nothing, negative vocabulary, positive vocabulary)

Moral of the story:
Death metal pwns.


P.S.
I find myself actually SAYING 'and everything kewl kewl else', out loud, on occassion.
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[Sep 27,2006 10:52pm - sacreligion ""]
what did they play for death metal?
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[Sep 27,2006 10:54pm - AUTOPSY_666 ""]
SIX FEET UNDER and SLIPKNOT, of corpse!
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[Sep 27,2006 10:54pm - powerkok ""]
They didnt say or even show a small clip or anything, but they actually said 'death metal', so it was probably Slayer or Rob Zombie.
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[Sep 27,2006 10:54pm - powerkok ""]
AUTOPSY_666 said:SIX FEET UNDER and SLIPKNOT, of corpse!



hah beat me to it by seconds!
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[Sep 27,2006 10:57pm - sacreligion ""]
it was vital remains and you could see the plants growing with each blast beat in dechristianize
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[Sep 27,2006 10:58pm - AUTOPSY_666 ""]
Because they take 1 song and play it twice and call it a 9 minute epic?

:shocked:
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[Sep 27,2006 10:59pm - sacreligion ""]
that's a true statement

that just seemed as a hilarious visual to me though

good song though
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[Sep 27,2006 11:00pm - powerkok ""]
hahahahaha....the harmonies in the end of that song are so worth it tho.
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[Sep 27,2006 11:01pm - powerkok ""]
us 3 are on each other waves man....are either of you stoned too?
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[Sep 27,2006 11:01pm - sacreligion ""]
by the end do you mean both middle and end?
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[Sep 27,2006 11:02pm - sacreligion ""]
wish i was...i spent a lot of my money on a chicken mcnugget eating contest though
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[Sep 27,2006 11:02pm - powerkok ""]
ya, basically the last 5 minutes...hahahahahaha.
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[Sep 27,2006 11:03pm - powerkok ""]
But you crushed the opposition, right?
How many BeakNuggets did you inhale?
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[Sep 27,2006 11:04pm - sacreligion ""]
i came in second with 55...i tried to warm up by eating a little bit beforehand but the 2 22oz. killians i had with said warmup might have been my downfall as i wasn't that hungry when i started

the winner got 67
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[Sep 27,2006 11:06pm - powerkok ""]
Fuck.
That is alot of Shitbird.
and Sinew.
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[Sep 27,2006 11:07pm - sacreligion ""]
the goal was to eat 100 in 90 minutes and after all that i was fairly certain it was physically impossible...i don't know how those crazy asians do it but they can in like 10 or something ridiculous
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[Sep 27,2006 11:13pm - powerkok ""]
that is insane.
Tomorrow, your shitlog is gonna be creepy.
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[Sep 27,2006 11:14pm - sacreligion ""]
nah we did this on friday, which is where about a 3rd of my check went because the bastards who competed with me didn't contribute a dime *shakes fist*
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[Sep 27,2006 11:16pm - powerkok ""]
At least you were stoned then?
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[Sep 27,2006 11:18pm - sacreligion ""]
that's a given...none of us would have made it that far if it weren't for the pot
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[Sep 27,2006 11:25pm - AUTOPSY_666 ""]
I am drinking too much whiskey since I had a bad day, I should break out the pipe and toke up too.
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[Sep 27,2006 11:26pm - sacreligion ""]
always a good decision
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[Sep 28,2006 11:05am - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""]
powerkok said:Shitbird


Someone's been watching The Wire.
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[Sep 28,2006 11:07am - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""]
powerkok said:Long story short....they have 6 greenhouses....the one that played death metal 24/7 grew larger and produced more peas than all the rest (classical, nothing, negative vocabulary, positive vocabulary)

Moral of the story:
Death metal pwns.


P.S.
I find myself actually SAYING 'and everything kewl kewl else', out loud, on occassion.



This myth bothered me. In order to mimic the myth that talking to plants helps them grow, they recorded themselves talking and played it in the greenhouse all day. That is stupid considering another big myth is that talking to your plants makes them grow better because you are blowing carbon dioxide all over them.
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[Sep 28,2006 11:11am - SacreligionNLI  ""]
either way, i think we can all agree that they have the best job in the world
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[Sep 28,2006 11:38am - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""]
SacreligionNLI said:either way, i think we can all agree that they have the best job in the world


You could have a job sucking off hobo cocks all day and it would still be the best job in the world as long as you worked with Kari Byron.
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[Sep 28,2006 11:44am - xmikex ""]
If I was a pea plant, and the singer of Vital Remains told me to grow.... I'd better fucking grow.
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[Sep 28,2006 12:08pm - SacreligionNLI  ""]
menstrual_sweatpants_disco said:You could have a job sucking off hobo cocks all day and it would still be the best job in the world as long as you worked with Kari Byron.


i was thinking more along the lines of blowing up and destroying shit all day while building crazy contraptions...but yes that is an added bonus
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[Sep 28,2006 3:36pm - Yeti ""]
sacreligion said:i came in second with 55...i tried to warm up by eating a little bit beforehand but the 2 22oz. killians i had with said warmup might have been my downfall as i wasn't that hungry when i started

the winner got 67



you can make any excuse you want. you were done long before 55, but continued to stuff them in. beer would have made your stomach work faster, thats what carbonated liquid does. its impossible, i firmly believe that. Chris only did 67, and he is a remorseless eating machine.
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[Sep 28,2006 4:17pm - SacreligionNLI  ""]
it's no excuse, it's sound logic

heavy beer fills you up more than a regular carbonated beverage
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[Sep 29,2006 10:47am - Yeti ""]
its not sound, beer whets your appetite, especially heavier ones. Guiness mostly.


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