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The Complete Good Liberal

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[Oct 2,2006 6:55pm - Anti-Racism ""]

...has at least experimented with bisexuality
...uses organic vegetables (doesn't eat meat!)
...listens only to emo
...hates racists (they're niggers!)
...hates sexists (they're the weaker sex!)
...hates homophobes (afraid they are faggots, lol)
...hates republicans
...hates blondes
...hates naturally-gifted people
...hates geniuses
...loves NPR
...loves Seinfeld
...shops at whole foods
...doesn't like the war in Iraq
...wishes we'd invade Vietnam again
...has at least experimented with drug use
...urinates sitting down
...won't buy anything from Germany
...has Jewish, black, gay and Asian friends (no fucking halfbreeds)
...doesn't like black metal
...hates Christianity but wouldn't burn a church

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[Oct 2,2006 9:32pm - americaninfidel526 ""]
so basically a good liberal is someone who just totally sucks in every aspect.
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[Oct 2,2006 9:44pm - sever nli  ""]
I must be an incomplete bad liberal then.
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[Oct 2,2006 9:50pm - Allah That  ""]
i peed sitting down the other day.I was just too lazy to stand up , it was at a constr. site.
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[Oct 2,2006 11:54pm - Anti-Racism ""]
sever nli said:I must be an incomplete bad liberal then.



You're not a true liberal. Liberalism is like black metal: you either embrace it wholly or are just a pretender.

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