Why I will never win the lottery[views:1232][posts:4]______________________________________ [Oct 13,2006 1:21pm - the_reverend ""] cause I would buy incredibly useful things like this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oVwbUljGs3g...Fentry%2Fwearable%2Drobot%2Dsuit%2F that and I don't play the lottery. |
| ________________________________________ [Oct 13,2006 2:46pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] I FUCKING WANT ONE. It'd sure as hell make the morning commute a little more bearable. |
| ________________________________ [Oct 13,2006 7:54pm - retzam ""] I kind of got scared after a minute or two. |
| ______________________________________________ [Oct 13,2006 9:15pm - BobNOMAAMRooney nli ""] I was late for class today thanks to the lottery. Old Lady: I'd like tah cash deze scratch tickits ( digs around in her bag for a minute or two and then hands the guy four or five of the $10 tickets) Clerk:Ok, do you want the $20 or are you going to buy something. Old Lady: Oh gawd, let's see (scans the scratch tickets) hmmmm...what's the chance of hittin on numbah #12? Clerk: I don't know. Old Lady: I don't think there's a good payout cuz it's only a five dollah ticket. Ahhhhhhh, give me one numbah one and one numbah two. Clerk: A one and two? (as he's reaching for the two $10 tickets) Old Lady: Make sure you grab me a numbah one and two! |
| ________________________________ [Oct 14,2006 4:40pm - retzam ""] BobNOMAAMRooney nli said:I was late for class today thanks to the lottery. Old Lady: I'd like tah cash deze scratch tickits ( digs around in her bag for a minute or two and then hands the guy four or five of the $10 tickets) Clerk:Ok, do you want the $20 or are you going to buy something. Old Lady: Oh gawd, let's see (scans the scratch tickets) hmmmm...what's the chance of hittin on numbah #12? Clerk: I don't know. Old Lady: I don't think there's a good payout cuz it's only a five dollah ticket. Ahhhhhhh, give me one numbah one and one numbah two. Clerk: A one and two? (as he's reaching for the two $10 tickets) Old Lady: Make sure you grab me a numbah one and two! hahahahahahaha |