Let you in on an intimate little detail of my personal death[views:6179][posts:31]_______________________________ [Oct 21,2006 1:33am - Troll ""] I was at the pub tonight havin a few drinks, some conversation and all that shit. I decided I better get out why'll I can still see straight and save some cash in my pocket. Whos at the top of the stairs talking to the tosser? None other than my brother-in-law with some skank. You see, He and my sister (the mother of my nephew) have been on the skids lately, whatever. This mutherfucker has been runnin around for some time now and i knew it and held my tongue. So I noticed he was rather drunk and started to make up excuses why he was out and who the random skank was. I know he's been goin' with this scutterbug for some time now. I told him don't worry just get fuckin home. You see I didn't want to create a scene right there in the parking lot. So I went up the road and pulled over with my lights off and followed. So finally i lost them cause the driver skank (numero uno) was driving like a mad women (I can only wonder why) and pulls her rig over and shuts off the lights hoping I'll breeze by. Nope. I pull up behind with my hi-beams and park my dub right behind them. I had Dissection blaring BTW so 20 fuckiiing scene points for me. So anyeway I begin towards the passenger side to get a better look at this cunt. All I gotta say is she's an absolute downgrade from my sister. At this point shes got this total guilty look on her face which I would have liked to have backhand right off her grill. I proceed towards husband of my sister and fathert to my awsome nephew and proceed to chew him a new asshole. I don't really think he had a clue how close he was to swallowing his own goddamn teeth. Jail County wasn't where I wanted to sleep tonight. Anyways, long story short he probably didn't go back home and sneak into the house (much like he apearently got out) but instead went to fuck this fat cunt in her pickup on the side of the road. So, the plot thickens; Tomorrow is a big party for an old friend and the whole neighborhood will be there including my familia. I'm not gonna go rat this bastard out but I can't guarantee that I will hold my shit together either and not want to turn his face into silly puddy. This is a complicated situation and trust me your only getting the tip of the iceberg. I've known this guy forever, but he's fuckin changed for the worst and blood comes first. Lets see what tomorrow brings. |
| ______________________________ [Oct 21,2006 2:10am - CNV ""] Knock him out Did you get the package I sent? |
| ___________________________________ [Oct 21,2006 2:14am - dyingmuse ""] 1. Kick his fucking ass 2. rat on him 3. or do both no other options if you love your sister man! Good luck bro! |
| _______________________________ [Oct 21,2006 2:14am - Troll ""] CNV said:Knock him out Did you get the package I sent? Yup, I'm sent PM your RTTP profile. Thanks man. |
| _______________________________ [Oct 21,2006 2:16am - Troll ""] wow I'm fucked up^ |
| _______________________________ [Oct 21,2006 2:21am - Troll ""] god natt |
| _________________________________________ [Oct 21,2006 9:00am - CaptainCleanoff ""] It is your sis man. If she finds out that you knew the whole time, you will be in a world of shit with her. I would say something. But then again, I do not know your sister's personality so she might think you were just trying to protect her. I dunno bro. |
| ______________________________________ [Oct 21,2006 11:02am - Anti-Racism ""] CaptainCleanoff said:If she finds out that you knew the whole time, you will be in a world of shit with her. Fuck yeah. Loyalty to family above all else. He's lucky you're not a red-blooded wop or you'd slit his throat. She needs to know so she can kill him (plot route to Mexico now before the holiday rush). |
| ________________________________ [Oct 21,2006 11:23am - Troll ""] Actually, I am half wop so he might be out of luck. [img] |
| _____________________________________ [Oct 21,2006 4:41pm - Anti-Racism ""] He's fucked. |
| ________________________________________ [Oct 22,2006 2:03am - ArrowHead NLI ""] Not to play the devils advocate, but it's really not your business. Talking tough guy and being protective of your sister is some serious high school shit. She's an adult, is likely NOT stupid, and should be left alone to handle her affairs. At the most, tell her what's up, butt the fuck out, and let her make her own choice on the matter. |
| __________________________________ [Oct 22,2006 2:21am - espresso ""] ArrowHead NLI said:Not to play the devils advocate, but it's really not your business. Talking tough guy and being protective of your sister is some serious high school shit. She's an adult, is likely NOT stupid, and should be left alone to handle her affairs. At the most, tell her what's up, butt the fuck out, and let her make her own choice on the matter. Hahaha... At the least, he should tell his sister. Or punch the guy out. Thi is not high school shit, it's a mater of morality and loyalty within the family. But... my opinion is... slå honom gul och blå. Om du inte vill att din syster ska få veta det från någon annan än det där fånet, slå honom... mycket. Slå, slå, slå... och då är jag pacifist... äh... slå först, berätta sedan, vet hon redan så har hon gjort ett val. Yeah... basically that. Anyone who wants to know what that ment (besides Troll) can wonder. |
| _______________________________ [Oct 22,2006 6:21am - Troll ""] Woah! simmer down little lady! You got a bit of a violent side eh? Du är en galen flicka! ;^) Remember, min svenska suger! |
| _______________________________ [Oct 22,2006 6:56am - Troll ""] ArrowHead NLI said:Not to play the devils advocate, but it's really not your business. Talking tough guy and being protective of your sister is some serious high school shit. She's an adult, is likely NOT stupid, and should be left alone to handle her affairs. At the most, tell her what's up, butt the fuck out, and let her make her own choice on the matter. Your right, its not my business. I'll just let him fuck whoever he wants and take an STD home for my sis. It became my business when I walked out of that pub and caught him with that fuckin tramp.He broke his vows(apearently some time ago). Anyways, I took care of this shit in a surprisingly civil manner, cause I didn't want to have to explain to my nephew why daddy got his head caved in by uncle Troll. It's a messy situation, but now its for them to sort out. I only confirmed what my sister already had a feeling she new. Oh, whats so "highschool" about this situation? This is fucking reality. |
| _________________________________________ [Oct 22,2006 10:17am - brad weymouth ""] kick his ass seabass! [img] |
| ___________________________________ [Oct 22,2006 10:36am - succubus ""] imho you should tell your sister...if this asshole is screwing around on her who knows if he's using protection and if your sister doesn't know..why risk her health on top of everything? sounds like you told your sister..so that's good |
| _________________________________________ [Oct 22,2006 10:49am - ArrowHead NLI ""] Troll said: I didn't want to have to explain to my nephew why daddy got his head caved in by uncle Troll. Before I take the time to explain myself and give you more good advice that's likely to be wasted: Isn't uncle troll the fat shitbag from 13 winters? If not, I might take the time to give more good advice. If you ARE, then proceed as you're doing and hopefully your brother in law helps you shave off a few of those pounds when you dissolve his marriage and he shows up on your door with a shotgun. |
| ______________________________________________ [Oct 22,2006 11:18am - DrinkHardThrashHard ""] If your sister is your blood and this douchebag isn't, then your choice is clear. Tell her immediately after the family party, if he hasn't already told her (b/c he got caught, he just might). |
| ______________________________________ [Oct 22,2006 12:01pm - Anti-Racism ""] Is your sister hot? Then just start screwing her, since he's out of the house. |
| ___________________________________ [Oct 22,2006 12:01pm - espresso ""] Troll said:Woah! simmer down little lady! You got a bit of a violent side eh? Du är en galen flicka! ;^) Remember, min svenska suger! Yeah... I do... It's hidden deep down inside, but sometimes it rears it's ugly head. ¨Haha... jadu, din svenska kanske suger nu, men den verkar vara på väg att bli riktigt bra! :swedenflag: |
| ______________________________________ [Oct 22,2006 12:06pm - Anti-Racism ""] Who do you think you are, Saga? |
| ________________________________ [Oct 22,2006 12:45pm - Troll ""] succubus said: sounds like you told your sister..so that's good wasn't pretty either. |
| _______________________________ [Oct 22,2006 1:02pm - Troll ""] Anti-Racism said:Is your sister hot? Then just start screwing her, since he's out of the house. Idn't dat how we do it up he-ah in Namphsha anyow? [img] |
| _________________________________________ [Oct 22,2006 1:06pm - Greenburgstein ""] Even I'd fuck Saga my friend. |
| _______________________________ [Oct 22,2006 1:14pm - Troll ""] dyingmuse said: Kick his fucking ass VIOLENCE PACIFICATION [img] Good party, ^cute gals, cold as fuck. |
| _______________________________________ [Oct 22,2006 5:59pm - lollercopter ""] Troll said:All I gotta say is she's an absolute downgrade from my sister. soooo...would you say your sister is hot? |
| __________________________________ [Oct 22,2006 7:39pm - rotivore ""] Troll said:dyingmuse said: Kick his fucking ass VIOLENCE PACIFICATION [img] Good party, ^cute gals, cold as fuck. holy shit! who is that? |
| _______________________________ [Oct 22,2006 9:09pm - Troll ""] Hey Rot, you remember that chick a couple years ago at the Chaos Fest? Ya know, nice smile, blonde, green eyes and perky tits? well anyways, its not her. Muahahaha!!! |
| _____________________________________ [Oct 22,2006 9:48pm - Anti-Racism ""] Troll said:Hey Rot, you remember that chick a couple years ago at the Chaos Fest? Ya know, nice smile, blonde, green eyes and perky tits? That was David Bowie, you yutz. |
| ____________________________________ [Oct 22,2006 9:57pm - anonymous ""] ArrowHead NLI said:Isn't uncle troll the fat shitbag from 13 winters? I like the lack of Troll's response to this question. |
| ________________________________ [Oct 22,2006 10:00pm - Troll ""] woah!!! missed that one! |
| ________________________________ [Oct 22,2006 10:05pm - Troll ""] ArrowHead NLI said: Isn't uncle troll the fat shitbag from 13 winters? No. Different state, less weight. [img] |