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Duct tape no substitute for a babysitter, police say

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[Nov 1,2006 11:26am - awol ""]
http://www.cnn.com/2006/LAW/11/01/kids.taped.ap/index.html

This chick stole my parenting plan!
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[Nov 1,2006 11:28am - the_reverend ""]
that's one way to save $$$
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[Nov 1,2006 11:28am - FuckIsMySignature  ""]
at least that nake guatemalan guy didnt come over to hang out. although duct tape usually is the solution to most problems.
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[Nov 1,2006 11:50am - xmikex ""]
An officer who arrested Vincent said she denied leaving the children home alone all day.


It's pretty tough to sustain that argument after they find your kids duct taped together. Maybe she left a set of needle nose pliers there to supervise the duct tape in case it was slacking off.
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[Nov 1,2006 12:42pm - Yeti ""]
she only left them alone for 23 hours not ALL day.
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[Nov 1,2006 2:19pm - xmikex ""]
"Why I'm s'posed ta pay for a babysitta? Babysitta cost 2 dolla an hour. Dat's 16 dolla a day. Dat's 4 packs a menthols ya'll snatchin right out my hand. Them kids wan a babysitter they gonna hafta get a job n' pay for it they damn selves."
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[Nov 1,2006 2:22pm - awol ""]
not sure what the big deal is, its not like she wasn't taking care of them. Article says there was both feces and cereal on the floor, that's like 2 out of 4 food groups right?
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[Nov 1,2006 3:21pm - Yeti ""]
bahahahahahaha
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[Nov 1,2006 4:01pm - FuckIsMySignature  ""]
awol said:not sure what the big deal is, its not like she wasn't taking care of them. Article says there was both feces and cereal on the floor, that's like 2 out of 4 food groups right?



mmm Reese's Feces Puffs.
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[Nov 1,2006 4:58pm - xmikex ""]
awol said:not sure what the big deal is, its not like she wasn't taking care of them. Article says there was both feces and cereal on the floor, that's like 2 out of 4 food groups right?


a little chex mix, and grated cheese, 20 minutes at 350 degrees, you've got yourself a hearty casserole. Anyone who can't figure that out DESERVES to be duct taped and neglected.
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[Nov 1,2006 6:43pm - DeRtOxIa ""]
FuckIsMySignature said:

mmm Reese's Feces Puffs.




i laughed
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[Nov 1,2006 6:48pm - DestroyYouAlot ""]
It's awesome that she's a fucking naval officer. Support our troops' right to duct tape their kids together.
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[Nov 1,2006 6:52pm - DeRtOxIa ""]
DestroyYouAlot said:It's awesome that she's a fucking naval officer. Support our troops' right to duct tape their kids together.


Yeah exactly....navy. Would never happen to a marine cause kids whose parents are marines know better than to fuck around.
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[Nov 2,2006 9:07am - xmikex ""]
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We're gonna need A LOT of duct tape
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[Nov 2,2006 9:10am - awol ""]
duct tape is only a temporary solution to a permanent problem, what we need is post-natal abortion. For mom and the kids
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[Nov 2,2006 9:14am - anonymous  ""]
at work i'm a prostitute but at home i'm just "mom"
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[Nov 2,2006 12:49pm - Yeti ""]
xmikex said:casserole


that word strikes fear into my heart. growing up the word casserole was short for "concoction of leftovers".


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