Ultimate Fast Food Restaurant[views:2278][posts:45]_____________________________________ [Nov 6,2006 11:13am - Beaver McD ""] Everyone's got their favorite foods from all the restaurants scattered about, but what if you could build ONE fast food joint with a menu cobbled together from all the others? The fries from this place, the burgers from that, all served piping hot in one location. Here's the deal: You're limited to only TEN items on the main menu, then THREE more slots open for drinks. List what would make the cut in a fast food joint that caters only to you. My picks... MENU Coney Island Hot Dogs (Coney Island) Whopper (Burger King) Cheesy Gordita Crunch (Taco Bell) Spicy Curly Fries w/cheese sauce (Arby's) Smokehouse Beef Brisket (Quizno's) Mozzarella Sticks (Friendly's) Popcorn Chicken (KFC) Sausage Egg and Cheese Crossaint (Dunkin Donuts) Buffalo Chicken Quesadilla (UNO's) Spicy Chicken Sandwhich (Wendy's) DRINKS Fribble (Friendly's) A&W Root Beer Sprite |
| __________________________________________ [Nov 6,2006 11:19am - CLINICALLY DEAD ""] god, what a bunch of shit. If i ate all this crap, i sure wouldn't be proud of it. |
| ____________________________________________ [Nov 6,2006 11:20am - FuckIsMySignature ""] i would frequent this establishment |
| _______________________________ [Nov 6,2006 11:58am - yummy ""] Spike's buffalo veggie dog Cheesy bean and rice burrito(or 7 layer) Quizno's veggie sandwich with guacomole falafels Mountain Dew |
| ______________________________________ [Nov 6,2006 12:01pm - the_reverend ""] Habhalash, crab juice and ew.. mountain dew |
| _____________________________________ [Nov 6,2006 12:06pm - sacreligion ""] that's a good list...although i'd probably replace the quesadilla with either general tso's chicken or crab rangoons |
| _______________________________ [Nov 6,2006 12:25pm - yummy ""] habhalash? help, no clue. I hear ya on the crab juice. How bout Gatorade instead, any color. |
| ___________________________________ [Nov 6,2006 12:38pm - ariavette ""] sacreligion said:that's a good list...although i'd probably replace the quesadilla with either general tso's chicken or crab rangoons i second that |
| _________________________________________ [Nov 6,2006 1:01pm - davefromthegrave ""] the_reverend said:Habhalash, crab juice and ew.. mountain dew Klau kalash! |
| ____________________________________________ [Nov 6,2006 1:11pm - MassOfTwoSlits nli ""] sacreligion said:that's a good list...although i'd probably replace the quesadilla with either general tso's chicken or crab rangoons Is there really any crab in a rangoon? I have never seen any. |
| ___________________________________ [Nov 6,2006 1:12pm - anonymous ""] MassOfTwoSlits nli said:sacreligion said:that's a good list...although i'd probably replace the quesadilla with either general tso's chicken or crab rangoons Is there really any crab in a rangoon? I have never seen any. if by crab you mean cat... then yes :sctachy: = good eatin! |
| _________________________________ [Nov 6,2006 1:13pm - Niccolai ""] spicey chicken and spicey fries - checkers |
| ____________________________________________ [Nov 6,2006 1:15pm - MassOfTwoSlits nli ""] RAINBOW ROLL & PLENTY OF RAW FEEEEESH |
| _______________________________________ [Nov 6,2006 1:18pm - MassOfTwoSlits ""] Fuck, sushi's not fast food - one takeback. I vote Veggie Burger from Burger King, extra pickles, cheese and tomatoes WITH CHEEEEEEZ. (I heard BK beef is 1/2 meal worms. I still eat it though.) |
| __________________________________ [Nov 6,2006 1:20pm - ariavette ""] eww.. |
| _____________________________ [Nov 6,2006 1:22pm - Yeti ""] thats some damn fine meal worms |
| ______________________________ [Nov 6,2006 1:29pm - yummy ""] no crab in rangoon,but there are worms in bk's beef and all fish |
| ____________________________________ [Nov 6,2006 1:30pm - sacreligion ""] here's my guess for the recipe of crab rangoons 25% dough 70% cream cheese 5% crab |
| ___________________________________________ [Nov 6,2006 1:31pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] Getting crabs from the chinese is unpleasant at best |
| _________________________________________ [Nov 6,2006 1:42pm - davefromthegrave ""] sacreligion said:here's my guess for the recipe of crab rangoons 25% dough 70% cream cheese 5% crab coincidentally, Joe Christianni's girlfriend excretes that exact combination of ingredients every time she queefs. |
| ____________________________________ [Nov 6,2006 1:58pm - sacreligion ""] please don't ruin crab rangoons for me thank you |
| _______________________________________ [Nov 6,2006 2:07pm - Granny_Monster ""] I'll put in a vote for the Oreo McFlurry |
| ___________________________________________ [Nov 6,2006 2:09pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] Homewrecker - :moe:'s |
| ________________________________ [Nov 6,2006 2:12pm - W3 nli ""] denny's bbq chicken sandwich w/ seasoned fries and a strawberry shake. |
| _________________________________________ [Nov 6,2006 2:12pm - CLINICALLY DEAD ""] "25% dough 70% cream cheese 5% crab " True, but the crab is not real crabmeat. Most places use that shit-fish imitation crab stuff. Its fucking gross from most places. |
| ____________________________________ [Nov 6,2006 2:30pm - sacreligion ""] i still love em though fried cream cheese and fake crab...mmmmMMMMmmmm |
| _______________________________________ [Nov 6,2006 2:33pm - MassOfTwoSlits ""] W3 nli said:denny's bbq chicken sandwich w/ seasoned fries and a strawberry shake. Where's there a Denny's nearest to Boston? I only know of one in Warwick, RI. |
| ________________________________ [Nov 6,2006 2:41pm - W3 nli ""] its near arlington right off of 128 the seasoned fries are what gods eat |
| _______________________________________ [Nov 6,2006 2:47pm - MassOfTwoSlits ""] W3 nli said:its near arlington right off of 128 the seasoned fries are what gods eat I am certain I am not worthy. Thanks for the tip though Sparky. |
| _____________________________ [Nov 6,2006 3:15pm - Yeti ""] davefromthegrave said:sacreligion said:here's my guess for the recipe of crab rangoons 25% dough 70% cream cheese 5% crab coincidentally, Joe Christianni's girlfriend excretes that exact combination of ingredients every time she queefs. thats definitely the grossest thing i've read in a long time. |
| __________________________________ [Nov 6,2006 3:26pm - ariavette ""] sacreligion said:i still love em though fried cream cheese and fake crab...mmmmMMMMmmmm haha i know right.. who gives a fuck whats in em.. they're fucking awesome... |
| _________________________________________ [Nov 6,2006 4:01pm - CLINICALLY DEAD ""] "25% dough 70% cream cheese 5% crab>> coincidentally, Joe Christianni's girlfriend excretes that exact combination of ingredients every time she queefs" Holy shit, that was really funny. |
| ________________________________________ [Nov 6,2006 6:23pm - iren_the_viking ""] this is the worst thread ever, im so hungry now! |
| _________________________________ [Nov 6,2006 6:30pm - sinistas ""] Double Whopper w/ bacon, cheese, and ketchup. Italian Chickenwich. Arby's Curly Fries Caramel Apple Empanada from Taco Bell. |
| ___________________________________________ [Nov 6,2006 6:35pm - anonymousteinberg ""] Beaver McD said: MENU Coney Island Hot Dogs (Coney Island) Whopper (Burger King) Cheesy Gordita Crunch (Taco Bell) Spicy Curly Fries w/cheese sauce (Arby's) Smokehouse Beef Brisket (Quizno's) Mozzarella Sticks (Friendly's) Popcorn Chicken (KFC) Sausage Egg and Cheese Crossaint (Dunkin Donuts) Buffalo Chicken Quesadilla (UNO's) Spicy Chicken Sandwhich (Wendy's) Dude, you eat garbage... |
| _________________________________________ [Nov 6,2006 6:58pm - Clinically Dead ""] "Dude, you eat garbage... " |
| ____________________________________ [Nov 6,2006 7:13pm - sacreligion ""] ^^^ this is limited to fast food choices...if the rules allowed anything i'm sure that list would be steak, turkey, mashed potatoes, etc. and those food items might be bad for you, but they are sooooooooo good, but i can't eat em or else i'll get fat, but it's soooooo good |
| ____________________________________ [Nov 6,2006 8:52pm - KeithMutiny ""] i wouldnt call unos, fast food |
| ___________________________________________ [Nov 6,2006 9:32pm - anonymousteinberg ""] All I can think of is a giant, sticky, stenchy, unhealthy dump after eating all that garbage. |
| _____________________________________ [Nov 6,2006 10:15pm - Beaver McD ""] Yeah its all junk food but the idea behind the thread was to post what YOU would have in your own fast food restaurant |
| ____________________________________________ [Nov 6,2006 11:22pm - anonymousteinberg ""] Probably a real restaurant. |
| ___________________________________ [Nov 6,2006 11:24pm - dreadkill ""] anonymousteinberg said:Probably a real restaurant. sorry, cock is not on the menu. it is a slow cook item. |
| ____________________________________________ [Nov 6,2006 11:26pm - anonymousteinberg ""] So you've been cooking all day? Looks like you've got a table set for five. Isn't that the Japanese style of feasting called "bukake"? |
| ___________________________________ [Nov 6,2006 11:31pm - dreadkill ""] stop looking in my window. it's creeping me out. |
| ____________________________________________ [Nov 6,2006 11:49pm - anonymousteinberg ""] It's OK, I looked away when the Bill Clinton signature shit-covered dildo came out... |
| ______________________________________ [Nov 7,2006 12:01am - Phillip nli ""] chicken grilled stuffed burrito |