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[QUOTE="anonymousteinberg:521700"]Sorry for the paperwork, but we need you to fill this out and mail it to popular-music@whitehouse.gov. Not only is it the unwritten law of the Elders of Zion, but you can get federal grants if you qualify as zogerrific. ZOG Band Registration Name of band: Contact person: Contact phone: Does your band have members of multiple races (yes/no)? Does your band have female members (yes/no)? Does your band have homosexuals, drug addicts, welfare cheats, or Jews (yes/no)? How many times has your band rejected a show because some guy in the other band was wearing a Cro-Mags shirt? How many times have you performed for: __ Charity benefit for the Jewish people __ Charity benefit for the mentally challenged __ Charity benefit for the physically challenged __ Charity benefit for bisexuals, homosexuals or power metal fans __ Government employees, troops or Rabbinical students What is the political outlook of your band? __ Far left __ Anti-racist Republican __ Nazis What, in US $, is your annual expenditure on the band? __ $250 for guitar + amp used on eBay __ $2,000 for equipment, drugs and pay to play __ $20,000 of daddy's money for metalcore band Thank you for your cooperation (if you did not cooperate, expect us to discovery drugs or child porn in your house shortly). - ZOG [/QUOTE]
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