being "the vegetarian" at corporate holidays[views:1522][posts:7]_______________________________________ [Nov 16,2006 12:11pm - the_reverend ""] I have to explain over and over as I walk that I don't eat meat and why. "you know they rub the potatoes on the turkey before they cook them" - dude 1 "actually, it's ground up puppies" - me "those are Spuds Mackenzie™" - dude 2 "it's ok to eat them if they made the puppies cry first" - me |
| _____________________________________________ [Nov 16,2006 12:15pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] i like puppies... they taste good with BBQ sauce. |
| _____________________________________________ [Nov 16,2006 12:17pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] [img] |
| _____________________________________ [Nov 16,2006 2:40pm - xanonymousx ""] it sucks that people want an explaination of it.... and if you don't answer you come off like a jerk |
| ___________________________________ [Nov 16,2006 2:45pm - dreadkill ""] tell them you are deathly allergic to meat. DS guitarist mike is allergic to beef. tell them that you are. |
| _____________________________ [Nov 16,2006 2:45pm - pam ""] Way to spell. Meethead. |
| ___________________________________ [Nov 16,2006 2:46pm - dreadkill ""] what the hell are you talking about, woman? it is clearly spelled correctly. |
| _____________________________ [Nov 16,2006 3:26pm - pam ""] yeah, it is now. :-p |