Attention emo and metalcore fans[views:1977][posts:12]_____________________________________________ [Nov 28,2006 6:38pm - elders of zion nli ""] Maybe you can help me. I've got a creative writing project at school and because my instructor is an obsessive homosexual with neglect issues, he assigned me the topic "What does dick taste like?" Well, any short descriptions would help, 'cause I don't know and I can't think of any lies except "hammier hot dog" and "squash cooked in bacon." I figure you guys would know. Any help appreciated! |
| ______________________________________ [Nov 28,2006 6:44pm - the_reverend ""] you would think you could as any non-kosher girl you know... um.. strike that, the you would have to leave mommy's basement. no wait, she lives with you! |
| ____________________________________________ [Nov 28,2006 7:23pm - ConquerTheBaphomet ""] Elders, you're a faggot queef sandwich on rye. |
| _____________________________________ [Nov 28,2006 7:39pm - xanonymousx ""] you should ask chiodos |
| ______________________________________ [Nov 28,2006 8:11pm - GoatCatalyst ""] xanonymousx said:you should ask chiodos YES!!! they're certified wang-o-vores! |
| ___________________________________ [Nov 28,2006 8:25pm - Dissector ""] It depends on if the dick is clean or not. If it's freshly showered it taste like any regular body part. |
| ______________________________________ [Nov 28,2006 8:27pm - deadlikemurf ""] tastes like chicken |
| ____________________________________ [Nov 28,2006 8:28pm - RichHorror ""] Dissector said:It depends on if the dick is clean or not. If it's freshly showered it taste like any regular body part. Mike Graffeo is an expert on what dick tastes like. |
| _____________________________________ [Nov 28,2006 8:45pm - xanonymousx ""] eoz check out chiodos and send them a message i'm sure they will respond |
| _____________________________________________ [Nov 29,2006 2:11am - elders of zion nli ""] Opeth, the emo version... |
| ___________________________________ [Aug 4,2007 9:36am - anonymous ""] EMO is AWESOME you guys |
| _______________________________________ [Aug 4,2007 3:05pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] IT'S BACK. OSHI- |
| ___________________________________________ [Aug 4,2007 6:24pm - ConquerTheBaphomet ""] Seeing my insult made me laugh. Pathetic. |