attn boys: do you do this[views:3075][posts:52]___________________________________ [Dec 11,2006 10:05am - succubus ""] ok...when you're at work do you ever grab "yourself" in order to itch or adjust yourself? you do try to hide it? I work in an office and there are a few guys aged btwn: 23-35 and they are constantly doing it. I try to look away but when they are at my desk standding next to me..with their crotch at my eye level...i jsut try looking at my computer screen...wtf are they doing? i mean isn't that something you should go to the bathroom to do? and why does it seem like they do it often? |
| ____________________________________ [Dec 11,2006 10:07am - dreadkill ""] there's a hole in my pants from how fat i've been getting. i stuck my finger in to scratch my itchy grundle right before i clicked on this thread and no one saw me. |
| ___________________________________ [Dec 11,2006 10:08am - succubus ""] any that can shed some light, that would be great. other than this..they seem pretty normal average. All i know is that Aaron doesn't do this...so i don't get it...could it be the type of underwear they wear? |
| _________________________________________ [Dec 11,2006 10:08am - Spaldino@werk ""] did you smell your finger afterwards? |
| ____________________________________ [Dec 11,2006 10:09am - dreadkill ""] i didn't smell it because there was a nice layer of underwear between my finger and said grundle. |
| _____________________________________________ [Dec 11,2006 10:09am - ConquerTheBaphomet ""] Women don't seem to understand that some positions our balls are in become uncomfortable and must be moved. We try to be subtle about it but sometimes we have to move the boxers around too and find the spot with which we are comfortable with. And just because our sacks itch doesn't mean we're grody or we don't shower or something. It's a normal itch just like your nose itches. |
| __________________________________ [Dec 11,2006 10:10am - W3 nli ""] i try to just walk around my work with my dick hanging out |
| ____________________________________ [Dec 11,2006 10:12am - Anonopus ""] Sometimes you just gotta peel the gum off the wall |
| ___________________________________ [Dec 11,2006 10:16am - succubus ""] CTB, I don't think these guys are dirty or anything...that's why i couldn't understand why the constant grabbing and they don't even try to hide it. I'm talking like 10 times a day...Should I ask if they need new underwear? |
| _______________________________________ [Dec 11,2006 10:17am - the_reverend ""] funny, I scratched my butt before looking at this thread. |
| ____________________________________ [Dec 11,2006 10:17am - dreadkill ""] they need to borrow rich horror's helper monkey |
| _____________________________________ [Dec 11,2006 10:18am - anonymous ""] i'm typing one handed at work right this minute |
| _______________________________________ [Dec 11,2006 10:18am - the_reverend ""] there was this kid from the dominican republic who worked here and he was constantly adjusting himself... like at least once a minute. very weird. he probably shouldn't have worn such tight pants. |
| ___________________________________ [Dec 11,2006 10:24am - Cecchini ""] when your hair gets in your face, you brush out of your eyes. when your sack gets cought under your thighs, or your shaft gets all akward laying, you fix that problem. |
| ____________________________________ [Dec 11,2006 10:24am - dreadkill ""] Cecchini said:or your shaft gets all akward laying that made me chortle profusely |
| _______________________________________ [Dec 11,2006 10:27am - the_reverend ""] what girls need to understand is that the best way to adjust it correctly is to be eye-level with a sitting girl |
| _______________________________ [Dec 11,2006 10:28am - Yeti ""] i find it nasty as well, like if that happens to me, i just go to the bathroom. mainly because its not something that should be done in front of people, but also its a minute break from work, and any break is a good break. its kind of like blowing your nose at your desk. seriously, its not that difficult to walk to the bathroom to take care of these things. |
| _____________________________________________ [Dec 11,2006 10:31am - ConquerTheBaphomet ""] This thread is cracking me up. Succubus, it's not a being dirty factor. Mostly it has to do with the sack sticking to legs or something of that nature. |
| ___________________________________ [Dec 11,2006 10:32am - succubus ""] i dunno...like i said..i understand the need to adjust...but is it constant with guys on here? and when you do it do you try and hide it or do you not care? Sometimes, if i'm wearing a demi bra, my boobs almost slip out and i adjust myself..if i happen to be at work, i turn my back and adust myself. if someone is walking by they wont see anything since i have my back turned. |
| _________________________________ [Dec 11,2006 10:33am - xmikex ""] if and when it gets to the point that my underwear situation is so uncomfortable, or my balls are so itchy that i'd need to do something noticably gross to adjust it, I can say without a doubt that I'd just goto the bathroom and do it in private. |
| ____________________________________________ [Dec 11,2006 10:33am - FuckIsMySignature ""] i'm not walking to the otherside of the fucking wearhouse just to scratch my balls. fuck that noise. |
| ____________________________________ [Dec 11,2006 10:33am - dreadkill ""] succubus said:i dunno...like i said..i understand the need to adjust...but is it constant with guys on here? and when you do it do you try and hide it or do you not care? Sometimes, if i'm wearing a demi bra, my boobs almost slip out and i adjust myself..if i happen to be at work, i turn my back and adust myself. if someone is walking by they wont see anything since i have my back turned. my unit is enormous. i adjust every 30 seconds. |
| _____________________________________________ [Dec 11,2006 10:34am - ConquerTheBaphomet ""] Guys generally don't care about anything much anymore. We enjoy the gross factor and what not. I think if you had nuts this would make sense to you. I'm glad you're a lady. |
| ____________________________________ [Dec 11,2006 10:35am - dreadkill ""] i itch the inside of my nose in front of the girls in my studio. |
| _______________________________________ [Dec 11,2006 10:36am - the_reverend ""] that's not what I remember from the ball boxing. |
| ____________________________________ [Dec 11,2006 10:39am - dreadkill ""] you landed more punches because you had a larger target to aim for. |
| ___________________________________________ [Dec 11,2006 10:42am - SinisterMinister ""] I adjust when I need to adjust. I scratch when I itch. If your vagina hung down and clung to your inner thigh every once in a while you'd get it. |
| ___________________________________ [Dec 11,2006 10:44am - succubus ""] yeah i'd get it...from aaron wondering wtf happened to it. seriously though, as i said i can understand you get an itch...but 10 plus times a day and doing it right in my face...i dunno...weirds me out a little...so i asked what people on here did. |
| _______________________________________ [Dec 11,2006 10:49am - the_reverend ""] like I said, that's the best level to adjust it at. |
| __________________________________________ [Dec 11,2006 10:49am - CaptainCleanoff ""] Anal itch sucks |
| ___________________________________________ [Dec 11,2006 10:57am - SinisterMinister ""] You need to stand up to adjust. Sometimes things get situated down there in strange ways and you don't know up from down. |
| _________________________________________ [Dec 11,2006 11:03am - Granny_Monster ""] FuckIsMySignature said:i'm not walking to the otherside of the fucking wearhouse just to scratch my balls. fuck that noise. I think that's appropriate, though. A wearhouse seems like a suitable setting to go ahead and adjust yourself. |
| ____________________________________ [Dec 11,2006 11:05am - dreadkill ""] sometimes the beans are above the frank |
| ____________________________________________ [Dec 11,2006 11:18am - FuckIsMySignature ""] just doin some...inventory |
| ____________________________________ [Dec 11,2006 11:29am - demondave ""] They are not 'adjusting' when they are at your desk. They are doing something else. It just happens to be, that they all .... well ... they just don't 'last' that long. :ralphie: |
| ___________________________________ [Dec 11,2006 11:35am - powerkok ""] Until you feel the pain of sitting on your nuts, you wouldnt understand. Ever sat on yer nuts? Very strange anomaly. |
| ___________________________________________ [Dec 11,2006 12:01pm - largefreakatzero ""] CaptainCleanoff said:Anal itch sucks Yes. Prep H helps. |
| ____________________________________________ [Dec 11,2006 12:28pm - :tightiewhities: ""] If they're doing it in front of you, they probably have issues. |
| _______________________________ [Dec 11,2006 12:32pm - Yeti ""] CaptainCleanoff said:Anal itch sucks it never ends. |
| _______________________________ [Dec 11,2006 12:35pm - Yeti ""] carina i also believe that it has something to do with guys diverting your attention to their junk. i see the same thing alot with my female counterparts at my job. guys tend to "adjust" themselves a bit more when their nuts are dangling in front of a girls face. i'm pretty sure its some feeble attempt for females to pay attention to them, while in their mind they think that just the thought of their junk is going to make the woman swoon. or think "boy he must have a gigantic piece". i mean my nuts do itch on occasion, but not nearly that much. seriously these guys have some issues if their nuts itch that bad all the time. try a shower. |
| ___________________________________________ [Dec 11,2006 12:52pm - davefromthegrave ""] I don't do it blatantly in front of people. |
| __________________________________ [Dec 11,2006 2:50pm - Cecchini ""] if anybody said something i'd just yell "WHY YOU STARTING AT MY COCK?!?!?!?!" wicked loud. that'll learn 'em. |
| ______________________________________ [Dec 11,2006 3:03pm - nickyhelliot ""] It's harder to adjust when you're at half mast. I usually point it up so that it's harder to recognize, but the whole procedure is usually witnessed by thousands. |
| _________________________________________ [Dec 11,2006 3:04pm - CaptainCleanoff ""] largefreakatzero said:CaptainCleanoff said:Anal itch sucks Yes. Prep H helps. Nah, it is probaly more bud mud than anything. |
| ______________________________________ [Dec 11,2006 3:04pm - the_reverend ""] [img] |
| _______________________________ [Dec 11,2006 4:10pm - Murph ""] powerkok said:Until you feel the pain of sitting on your nuts, you wouldnt understand. Ever sat on yer nuts? Very strange anomaly. yes. this defines the point. sitting on one's nuts is not only brutally painful and uncomfortable, it's also a case where said person is injuring themselves, unwittingly. god, i puked a little in my mouth. |
| ______________________________________________ [Dec 11,2006 11:10pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] carina, the truth of the matter is...every guy has genital warts. there. i said it. sorry to blow everyone's cover, but it had to be done. |
| _______________________________________________ [Dec 11,2006 11:13pm - chris_from_shit_fuck ""] god damn it Mark. We had them all thinking we just liked playing with ourselves. |
| ______________________________________________ [Dec 11,2006 11:15pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] i'm sorry, i cracked under the pressure!!! i won't tell her about the syphili...fuck. there it goes again. |
| _______________________________________________ [Dec 11,2006 11:16pm - chris_from_shit_fuck ""] it's over, our race will die out now without distributing our precious love warts. |
| ________________________________ [Dec 11,2006 11:21pm - Troll ""] succubus said: and why does it seem like they do it often? duh. You turn em' on! |
| ______________________________________________ [Dec 11,2006 11:25pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] chris_from_shit_fuck said:it's over, our race will die out now without distributing our precious love warts. i have no one to blame but myself. sigh. |
| ___________________________________ [Dec 11,2006 11:33pm - Niccolai ""] Mark Richards popped a squat in my living room just the other day and dipped his discusting pastrami-loving excuse for testicles in my iced coffee. When they itch, they itch. |