How To Prank A Telemarketer[views:2697][posts:17]___________________________________ [Dec 11,2006 10:12am - sinistas ""] http://howtoprankatelemarketer.ytmnd.com/ |
| ____________________________________ [Dec 11,2006 10:16am - dreadkill ""] nice |
| ____________________________________________ [Dec 11,2006 10:21am - FuckIsMySignature ""] when i was a telemarketer i used to fuck with the people that i had to call. |
| _________________________________ [Dec 11,2006 10:42am - xmikex ""] Telemarketers drove me insane when I was home during the day during college breaks. They'd start at like 9 am and never stop until at least 3:00. This one spanish lady used to call every single day, and my mother would scream at her and tell her she didn't speak spanish. I finally had to put all my 5 years of spanish classes to work to convince the lady not to call back. The best were the ones that were horribly unprepared for their jobs. Once, I answered the phone to the sound of violent coughing. I said hello when he was done, the guy totally panicked, and I could hear the shuffling of papers while he said "Is ummmm mister ummmm yeah....." followed by the worst pronunciation of my last name I've ever heard. I said "you really suck at this, pal." and hung up. |
| _________________________________________ [Dec 11,2006 11:25am - Spaldino@werk ""] She-ay? is that how he pronounced it? |
| ____________________________________ [Dec 11,2006 11:26am - dreadkill ""] those bastards mispronounce my last name too. how hard is it to say gillis? |
| ____________________________________________ [Dec 11,2006 11:31am - FuckIsMySignature ""] the trick to telemarketing is lying to old/foreign people... everyone else is a waste of time. |
| _________________________________ [Dec 11,2006 12:26pm - hybrid ""] i usually pickup and say i just cut my hand open and am on my way to the hospital. |
| __________________________________ [Dec 11,2006 4:19pm - Samantha ""] I have several years of telemarketing experience. Unfortunately, I'm really good at it. People will say some pretty screwed up things to you, though. One of the best was: Little kid picks up the phone and says hello Telemarketer guy: Hello. Is your mom there? Little kid: No, but yours is. CLICK |
| ______________________________ [Dec 11,2006 5:00pm - CNV ""] this one sham calls up all the time saying I won tickets to all these resort areas but all I gotta do is go pick them up and see this thing about timeshares I tell them well gee whiz mam I must b the luckiest motherfucker on earth because this is the 5th time I have won these fucking things Now go piss up yer asshole you wretched whore doggah |
| _____________________________ [Dec 11,2006 5:06pm - pam ""] There's an easier solution...it's called the Do Not Call List and I hope it puts all these maggot companies out of business. |
| _____________________________________ [Dec 11,2006 5:14pm - xanonymousx ""] they still call my house... even though we are on the do not call list. |
| _____________________________________ [Dec 11,2006 5:19pm - xanonymousx ""] what is ytmnd.com anyway? i don't get it. |
| ______________________________ [Dec 11,2006 5:29pm - Lamp ""] Get rid of your home phone and just use a cellphone. I can't remember the last time anyone here answered the home phone and my dad hasn't had one in years. |
| _____________________________________ [Dec 11,2006 5:32pm - xanonymousx ""] http://verizonfails.ytmnd.com/ haha |
| __________________________________ [Dec 11,2006 5:39pm - DeRtOxIa ""] Lamp said:Get rid of your home phone and just use a cellphone. I can't remember the last time anyone here answered the home phone and my dad hasn't had one in years. so i guess you've never had a telemarketer call your cellphone then right? or gotten spam text messages? ...lucky |
| _____________________________________ [Dec 11,2006 5:59pm - xanonymousx ""] http://pornstarsister.ytmnsfw.com/ that ones crazy and yes there is no stopping telemarketers cause they always find ways around shit |
| _____________________________ [Dec 11,2006 6:09pm - pam ""] List worked for me, I don't have any maggots calling me. If they DO call you, you can report them. |