what I'd like to see in porn.[views:3086][posts:37]__________________________________________ [Dec 11,2006 8:46pm - davefromthegrave ""] clowns. a while back the rev posted about how he's wanted to see clown porn for a long time. I've pretty much wanted to see it since then. I started thinking about it and I realized that two clowns simply fucking wouldn't really entertain me. They'd have to go fucking nuts with totally off-the-wall clown related sexual activities. here's some ideas I've had, or had suggested to me: 1. two clowns fucking and one gets pied in the face, and they keep fucking. 2. 9 clowns having an orgy in some tiny little car 3. rubber chicken penetration 4. Clown roadhead: a clown is driving down the street in some polka-dotted nash metropolitan or something with a giant red afro bobbing up and down in his lap. contribute or don't. I really don't give a fuck. |
| ______________________________________ [Dec 11,2006 8:52pm - the_reverend ""] I don't remember saying that, but it would be funny. |
| ______________________________ [Dec 11,2006 8:56pm - Lamp ""] Clown semen face painting. |
| _____________________________________ [Dec 11,2006 8:58pm - AUTOPSY_666 ""] BOZO BUKAKKE |
| ____________________________________ [Dec 11,2006 9:01pm - sever nli ""] penis shaped balloon tying penetration. |
| ____________________________________ [Dec 11,2006 9:02pm - RichHorror ""] B00B3RZ |
| ________________________________________ [Dec 11,2006 9:02pm - My_Dying_Bride ""] I'd like to see either one of these [img] [img] |
| __________________________________ [Dec 11,2006 9:03pm - brian_dc ""] Juggalo pr0n? |
| ___________________________________ [Dec 11,2006 9:03pm - dreadkill ""] one clown with a nasty open flesh wound, with four other clowns shooting their AIDS-ridden loads into the wound. |
| ________________________________ [Dec 11,2006 9:07pm - Kevord ""] This about sums it up...... [img] |
| __________________________________ [Dec 11,2006 9:09pm - succubus ""] i must have missed the thread where aaron sid this...there's another idea for a stocking stuffer dvd! jsut when i thought i was finished my xmas shopping |
| ____________________________________ [Dec 11,2006 9:10pm - RichHorror ""] I WANT MORE BOOBIES |
| _____________________________ [Dec 11,2006 9:11pm - pam ""] Kevord said:This about sums it up...... [img] what the fuck? |
| ________________________________ [Dec 11,2006 9:14pm - Kevord ""] RichHorror said:I WANT MORE BOOBIES [img] |
| __________________________________________ [Dec 11,2006 9:17pm - davefromthegrave ""] succubus said:i must have missed the thread where aaron sid this...there's another idea for a stocking stuffer dvd! jsut when i thought i was finished my xmas shopping http://returntothepit.com/view.php?formid=14595&highlight=clown |
| ____________________________________ [Dec 11,2006 9:18pm - RichHorror ""] YEAH BOOBIES YEAH |
| __________________________________ [Dec 11,2006 9:22pm - succubus ""] that was MY thread! haha and christraper wanted it...ok so no dvd's for me to buy hah! |
| __________________________________________ [Dec 11,2006 9:24pm - davefromthegrave ""] oh yeah...hahaha....man, I thought you were really pissed off at me about that. I couldn't stop laughing about the whole thing. |
| ______________________________________________ [Dec 11,2006 11:59pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] AUTOPSY_666 said:BOZO BUKAKKE bozokakke?! that's it, i call that as a name for one of my one-man grind band songs. i saw some porn with a clown in it; it was put out by vivid or one of those companies, so most likely it didn't have as much raunchy fun stuff as REAL clown porn would have. |
| ______________________________________ [Dec 12,2006 12:12am - AUTOPSY_666 ""] [img] http://clownporn.net/ |
| __________________________________________________ [Dec 12,2006 12:14am - the_taste_of_cigarettes ""] [img] |
| __________________________________________ [Dec 12,2006 2:33am - clownfromthecar ""] davefromthegrave, your list as been answered. No, seriously it has... http://clownporn.net/media/c_w_trailer.wmv http://clownporn.net/media/c_p_trailer.wmv |
| ____________________________________ [Dec 12,2006 8:22am - anonymous ""] I'd like to see blumpkin porn...but that's just me! |
| ______________________________________ [Dec 12,2006 9:02am - the_reverend ""] nicker's picture of the bird up there made me lol. that is the birds from the birds [img] |
| ______________________________ [Dec 12,2006 9:05am - awol ""] there was some late night show on HBO a few years ago about clown orgies, they all got together in costume and screwed their brains out. There was one clown chick who said she had an uncontrollable urge to put her ass in birthday cake and it kept getting her kicked out of parties. It cracks me up to think of some little kid watching a clown put her ass in his birthday cake, how priceless would that be? |
| ____________________________________ [Dec 12,2006 10:35am - ariavette ""] Lamp said:Clown semen face painting. haha.. gross |
| _______________________________ [Dec 12,2006 10:41am - Yeti ""] i could never watch clown porn because all it would remind me of is ICP, and thats definitely the last thing i want on my mind while rubbing one out. |
| _________________________________________ [Dec 12,2006 10:59am - Granny_Monster ""] Go to Impaled's site. Then, go to the Links tab and select "Mature". There you'll find a link to a clown porn website. I've never been so I'm not sure whats on it... and if I have I've forgotten... but I know the link is there. |
| ____________________________________________ [Dec 12,2006 11:14am - AntiWiggaMachine ""] [URL=http://www.myspace.com/purgatorybound ]just when you thought it couldnt get gayer check out the pix. holy fuckin crap these guys are GAY |
| ____________________________________________ [Dec 12,2006 11:14am - AntiWiggaMachine ""] http://www.myspace.com/purgatorybound |
| ___________________________________ [Dec 12,2006 11:23am - Samantha ""] I used to know someone who had a midget clown porn video. I never saw it, but I'm sure it was interesting. |
| ___________________________________ [Dec 12,2006 11:33am - Samantha ""] Creepy [img] Midget clown bestiality porn? [img] |
| __________________________________ [Dec 12,2006 12:12pm - mick p ""] ack. I thought icp were fagz until i saw thaqt purgatory bound crap. |
| _________________________________________ [Dec 12,2006 12:39pm - Granny_Monster ""] Samantha said:I used to know someone who had a midget clown porn video. I never saw it, but I'm sure it was interesting. Same here, I'll have to ask him about it. This guys knows his porn! |
| ________________________________________ [Dec 12,2006 2:26pm - RTTP_SWAT_TEAM ""] YOU ARE ALL CHARGED WITH OBSCENITY ON TEH INTERWEB!! BIBLE BELT CONGRESSMEAN ARE MAKIN THE LAWS RIGHT NOW!! |
| __________________________________________ [Dec 12,2006 11:43pm - Execution_Style ""] ... Clown BJ |
| _______________________________ [Dec 13,2006 12:24am - OCR ""] http://bigsausagepizza.com |
| __________________________________________ [Dec 13,2006 2:09am - davefromthegrave ""] Execution_Style said:... Clown BJ thank you. |