Rich Horror saved my life[views:5477][posts:60]______________________________________________ [Dec 16,2006 2:03pm - chris_from_shit_fuck ""] Last night at GWAR some asshole jumped me after I pushed him for hitting me in the stomach. Rich grabbed the asshole by the shirt and threw them back into the pit. Rich is a god, and everyone should fear him...and buy him a kitten. |
| _______________________________ [Dec 16,2006 2:07pm - eddie ""] he destroyed mine. |
| ___________________________________ [Dec 16,2006 2:16pm - Dissector ""] Rich, you are a complete amoral person. |
| __________________________________ [Dec 16,2006 2:51pm - Dankill ""] Rich rocks balls. Thanks for savin my lil buddy, Chris. |
| ____________________________________ [Dec 16,2006 3:02pm - RichHorror ""] That was so weird. At first I thought the kid just fell. But no, he was a homo like most of the people in attendance. |
| _____________________________________________ [Dec 16,2006 3:16pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] rich horror is a cat lady. |
| ____________________________________ [Dec 16,2006 3:46pm - RichHorror ""] That's true. |
| ______________________________ [Dec 16,2006 4:51pm - Lamp ""] I think last night some crowd surfer almost broke my neck. |
| _____________________________________ [Dec 16,2006 6:30pm - xanonymousx ""] Rich has saved my life... but he doesn't know it yet. |
| ___________________________________ [Dec 16,2006 8:02pm - paganmeg ""] Rich Horror rules |
| ________________________________ [Dec 16,2006 8:03pm - Kevord ""] Charlies Kitchen..............Babes!!!! |
| ______________________________ [Dec 18,2006 10:23am - pam ""] Most of the perks of going to a show with Rich involve watching people bump into him...get the LOOK...and then get tossed. Good times. |
| _________________________________ [Dec 18,2006 10:45am - xmikex ""] A bunch of 14 year old nu metal kids were picking on me at the south shore plaza because I had holes in my plaid bondage pants. Rich got them all to chip in $5 of their allowance and buy me a new pair of plaid bondage pants. Then he bought us all beer, and Newport cigarettes, and got us to take our shirts off and pose for some pictures. I don't know what they were for but he seemed pretty excited about it. It was weeks later when I started seeing the flyers all over my neighborhood with Rich's photo on it. I took one home and asked my mom what a "Registered Sex Offender" was. And then we had a long talk. I'm not allowed to goto the mall anymore. I hate Rich Horror. |
| _______________________________ [Dec 18,2006 12:39pm - Yeti ""] wow thats a surprising thread title. usually its "Rich Horror stole my soul" [img] |
| ____________________________________ [Dec 18,2006 12:40pm - Dissector ""] Rich Horror stole my heart. |
| ____________________________________ [Dec 18,2006 12:41pm - dreadkill ""] rich horror stole my penis and now i sit down to go peepee |
| ______________________________________________ [Dec 18,2006 1:27pm - chris_from_shit_fuck ""] dreadkill said:rich horror stole my penis and now i sit down to go peepee and to wipe |
| ___________________________________ [Dec 18,2006 1:29pm - dreadkill ""] chris_from_shit_fuck said:dreadkill said:rich horror stole my penis and now i sit down to go peepee and to wipe NEVER! |
| _________________________________________ [Dec 18,2006 1:56pm - babyshaker nli ""] rich saves my life on a daily basis by steadily making me laugh my whole boring ass work day |
| ____________________________________ [Dec 18,2006 2:01pm - RichHorror ""] Aw, muffin. ^_^ |
| ______________________________________ [Dec 18,2006 2:09pm - the_reverend ""] you guys are going to make his head even bigger... (insert that big head pic from his ms) |
| _____________________________ [Dec 18,2006 2:11pm - pam ""] My sole purpose on this Earth is to inflate Rich's ego. |
| ________________________________________ [Dec 18,2006 2:21pm - Granny_Monster ""] Rich needs more practice making cookies... but not eating them. He's got that covered. |
| ___________________________________ [Dec 18,2006 2:21pm - Dissector ""] Rich next practice we can make cookies. |
| ____________________________________ [Dec 18,2006 2:22pm - RichHorror ""] You can make cookies. |
| ____________________________________ [Dec 18,2006 2:22pm - RichHorror ""] I rule at eating cookies. |
| ___________________________________ [Dec 18,2006 2:23pm - Dissector ""] I can't make them from scratch though. |
| ___________________________________ [Dec 18,2006 2:24pm - dreadkill ""] RichHorror said:Aw, muffin. ^_^ LULZ |
| ________________________________________ [Dec 18,2006 2:25pm - Granny_Monster ""] I shall teach you. |
| ___________________________________ [Dec 18,2006 2:25pm - Dissector ""] It's party time then. |
| ____________________________________ [Dec 18,2006 2:27pm - RichHorror ""] YEAH COOKIES NIGGA |
| ___________________________________ [Dec 18,2006 2:28pm - dreadkill ""] THAT'S COOKIES, NIGGA, THAT IS COOKIES! |
| ________________________________________ [Dec 18,2006 2:29pm - Granny_Monster ""] Just tell me when and where |
| ____________________________________ [Dec 18,2006 2:56pm - RichHorror ""] ALL COOKIES ARE 4 ME |
| ___________________________________ [Dec 18,2006 3:00pm - dreadkill ""] CANZ I HAS SOME? |
| _________________________________________ [Dec 18,2006 3:01pm - babyshaker nli ""] someone needs to make a GIF like tha immortal one with the lolly pops only use mike and rich's faces and make it about cookies |
| ___________________________________ [Dec 18,2006 3:02pm - dreadkill ""] they would both have to be portrayed with horgh's body |
| _____________________________ [Dec 18,2006 3:13pm - pam ""] that would be amazing. |
| _________________________________________ [Dec 18,2006 3:16pm - babyshaker nli ""] come on theres gotta be someone on this site that can make this happen |
| _____________________________ [Dec 18,2006 3:20pm - pam ""] seriously |
| ____________________________________ [Dec 18,2006 3:21pm - RichHorror ""] Granny Monster can make cookies. |
| ____________________________________ [Dec 18,2006 3:21pm - RichHorror ""] COOKIES HAPPEN 4 ME |
| ______________________________ [Dec 18,2006 3:22pm - Yeti ""] cookie is a dumb word, but i dont think there could be a better one for what it is. |
| ________________________________________ [Dec 18,2006 3:22pm - Granny_Monster ""] RichHorror said:Granny Monster can make cookies. ... yep. |
| ___________________________________ [Dec 18,2006 3:25pm - dreadkill ""] Yeti said:cookie is a dumb word, but i dont think there could be a better one for what it is. bakey |
| ______________________________ [Dec 18,2006 3:25pm - Yeti ""] hahahahaha bakies |
| ___________________________________ [Dec 18,2006 3:28pm - dreadkill ""] i have always referred to cookies as coogers (not like cougars, but rhyming with boogers). i've called them coogers since i was a little kid. |
| ___________________________________ [Dec 18,2006 3:31pm - dreadkill ""] someone just took a shit in the bathroom and it smelled like cheap cologne. |
| ________________________________________ [Dec 18,2006 3:32pm - Granny_Monster ""] dreadkill said:someone just took a shit in the bathroom and it smelled like cheap cologne. That doesn't seem healthy. |
| ______________________________ [Dec 18,2006 4:07pm - Lamp ""] Rich seems to be constantly giving Infest props on this board(not to mention I believe he attempted to help me find a drummer) so he's got my good guy vote. |
| ________________________________ [Dec 18,2006 4:25pm - Kevord ""] dreadkill said:someone just took a shit in the bathroom and it smelled like cheap cologne. I think alot of old alcoholics take the cologne shit. Working in construction I run into that alot. |
| ______________________________________ [Dec 18,2006 4:58pm - deadlikemurf ""] rich horror is my life. |
| ___________________________________ [Dec 18,2006 5:16pm - dreadkill ""] rich horror is my wife |
| _________________________________________ [Dec 18,2006 5:19pm - babyshaker nli ""] Kevord said:dreadkill said:someone just took a shit in the bathroom and it smelled like cheap cologne. I think alot of old alcoholics take the cologne shit. Working in construction I run into that alot. hahahah its true |
| _________________________________________ [Dec 18,2006 8:02pm - babyshaker nli ""] i really thought by the time i was done working that GIF would be made but alas dissapointment |
| ____________________________________________ [Dec 19,2006 3:13am - irentheviking nli ""] Dissector said:It's party time then. |
| ________________________________ [Dec 19,2006 6:56am - retzam ""] Did you know Rich Horror's tears cure cancer? Too bad he's never cried. |
| _________________________________________ [Dec 19,2006 7:04am - Execution_Style ""] Rich Horror rescues me every now and again. He even made sure my 21st birthday was fairly decent. He should be a super hero. Thank you, Rich Horror. |
| ______________________________________ [Dec 19,2006 8:11am - the_reverend ""] Rich Horror aint a nigga for life. |
| ______________________________________________ [Dec 19,2006 10:10am - cLINICALLY dEADnli ""] "Did you know Rich Horror's tears cure cancer? Too bad he's never cried. " Haha, that was good. |
| ______________________________________ [Dec 19,2006 8:38pm - hunterhunter ""] [img] |