Should I beat the shit out of me neighbor?[views:6038][posts:17][poll! to vote:click here] to view:click here] ______________________________________ [Dec 21,2006 10:19am - horror_tang ""] Well, I've been dealing with his loud mouth for two years now. You want to beat your kids, do it quietly. Luckily I am home today and not at work. Well, out of no where water starts dripping from my ceiling then starts coming down like a river. This is not the first time, but it is is the worst. My ceiling is ruined and I want blood. What should I do? |
| ________________________________________ [Dec 21,2006 10:21am - Messerschmitt ""] i'd go up there dude. |
| ______________________________________________ [Dec 21,2006 10:24am - MarkFuckingRichards ""] give bats to his children and tell them that daddy is a pinata filled with delicious yum yums. |
| _______________________________ [Dec 21,2006 10:24am - Yeti ""] he might be a douche and call the landlord on you if you do confront him, so i would call the landlord first. |
| __________________________________________ [Dec 21,2006 10:24am - CaptainCleanoff ""] He needs to be beaten for beating his kids, but now his problems are becoming yours so I would cetainly kick him in the face and balls. |
| ____________________________________________ [Dec 21,2006 10:26am - FuckIsMySignature ""] leave a giant smoking turd on his doorstep. that'll show em whats up. |
| __________________________________________ [Dec 21,2006 10:28am - CaptainCleanoff ""] Cum in his wife's mouth. |
| ____________________________________ [Dec 21,2006 10:31am - ariavette ""] he beats his kids? here's a thought ..call DSS... get em taken away. can't think of any worse revenge than that |
| __________________________________________ [Dec 21,2006 10:33am - CaptainCleanoff ""] ariavette said:he beats his kids? here's a thought ..call DSS... get em taken away. can't think of any worse revenge than that Do that first, then cum in his wife's mouth. |
| ____________________________________________ [Dec 21,2006 10:42am - FuckIsMySignature ""] THE CHILDREN!!! THINK OF THE CHILDREN!!!!... |
| __________________________________________ [Dec 21,2006 10:44am - babyshaker nli ""] im just pissed theres no cum in his wifes mouth option in this poll |
| _________________________________ [Dec 21,2006 11:01am - xmikex ""] i'd go up there and give him an earfull. then i'd call the landlord to get his dumbass evicted. Then call DSS to get his kids taken away (God knows they'll get there well before your landlord gets around to tossing the guy out). Then a month later when you're on mass ave about to pull onto 93 and you see him stumble over to your car and jingle a Wendy's cup half full of change at your window, and you realize he's hit rock bottom... THEN you get out and drop one on his jaw. |
| ___________________________________________ [Dec 21,2006 11:03am - horror_tang NLI ""] xmikex said:i'd go up there and give him an earfull. then i'd call the landlord to get his dumbass evicted. Then call DSS to get his kids taken away (God knows they'll get there well before your landlord gets around to tossing the guy out). Then a month later when you're on mass ave about to pull onto 93 and you see him stumble over to your car and jingle a Wendy's cup half full of change at your window, and you realize he's hit rock bottom... THEN you get out and drop one on his jaw. Hmmmmmm, I like the way your brain works. |
| _________________________________ [Dec 21,2006 11:16am - xmikex ""] [img] |
| ______________________________________ [Dec 22,2006 11:13am - SellOUTd0od ""] Why is there an option to beat the shit out of his family.... I thought HE was the problem.. I think the DSS thing is probally the worst thing you can do to him... Make sure you get lots of nice hidden camera footage of him beating timmy with the broomstick. |
| _____________________________________ [Dec 22,2006 11:19am - RichHorror ""] Why don't you cry about it on the internet, you big pansy. |
| _______________________________________ [Dec 22,2006 11:21am - JDDomination ""] one time my friend got a headless squirrel left on his doorstep by his buddy, I pretty much laughed my ass off when I found out that his mother opened the door that morning |
| _________________________________ [Dec 22,2006 11:28am - xmikex ""] Why don't you go upstairs and slug one of his kids? Maybe he's onto something.... maybe you guys could hang? |