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I'm going to post a slightly humorous conversation on rttp, just like that Rich Horror fellow.

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[Dec 22,2006 12:33pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""]
[18:58:27] <+PrISM> Julia Lewis Dreyfus is sexy
[19:10:33] <Reu> That chick from Seinfeld?
[19:18:20] <Reu> Julianna Rose Mauriello is too
[19:23:08] <Dismal> You know who else is hot?
[19:23:15] <Dismal> Burt Reynolds.
[19:23:28] <Dismal> I want to rub my genitals all over his sexy mustache.
[19:23:46] <Dismal> Who's with me?
[19:23:47] <Dismal> huh?
[19:25:24] <Reu> I'll give him a back massage but thats about as far as I'd go
[19:26:25] <Dismal> What if he said he's give you $10,000 if you put your cock in his ear?
[19:26:55] <Dismal> And this is all hypothetical of course. I don't know Mr. Reynolds personally.
[19:27:35] <Reu> FOr money? Sure
[19:27:42] <Dismal> nice
[19:28:04] <Dismal> What if he had some sort of contagious ear STD
[19:29:38] <Dismal> Ear crabs, for instance.
[19:30:53] <Reu> I'll burn my pubic hair off
[19:32:01] <Dismal> Ear clap?
[19:32:53] <Reu> the clap can be treated
[19:33:16] <Dismal> Ear-Hep C?
[19:34:39] <Reu> I'll wear a rubber
[19:56:13] <@Rich> fail
[20:03:30] <Dismal> C'mon!
[20:03:39] <Dismal> This is Burt Reynolds. Rubbers don't work on him.
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[Dec 22,2006 12:35pm - RichHorror ""]
Ah, IRC.
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[Dec 22,2006 3:27pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""]
Wear else do you get 24/7 Burt Reynolds sex talk? AIM? I don't think so.
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[Dec 22,2006 3:28pm - RichHorror ""]
IRC has a way better ratio of easily offended middle-aged people than AIM.


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