having the scoots depreciation thread[views:4048][posts:78]_______________________________________ [Dec 30,2006 11:25am - the_reverend ""] like a muddy water fall. I need to get all this evil out before bane tonight! funny that there are like 485950 ways to say it. the runs, the trots, the scoots, the shits, the Blatz Splatz, the Hershey squirts, the Johnny Rivers, the liquid bummer, the chocolate syrup explosion, Reagans revenge, the chunky sputters |
| ________________________________ [Dec 30,2006 11:32am - Mess ""] drink two full glasses of o.j. really fast followed by a tbl spoon of tobasco sauce dude. |
| _______________________________________ [Dec 30,2006 11:33am - hunterhunter ""] oil slick |
| ______________________________________ [Dec 30,2006 11:38am - AUTOPSY_666 ""] Eat some meat, you fairy. |
| _______________________________________ [Dec 30,2006 11:39am - the_reverend ""] I'm fairly certain if I ate meat now, I would be in a world of hurt. plus, I would then get colon cancer. |
| _______________________________________ [Dec 30,2006 11:40am - hunterhunter ""] i just started eating meat after 8 years my shit is solid |
| _______________________________________ [Dec 30,2006 11:41am - the_reverend ""] how is your colon cancer? |
| _______________________________________ [Dec 30,2006 11:43am - the_reverend ""] http://www.webmd.com/content/article/99/105158.htm It's not exactly news. Many studies suggest that people who eat the most meat get the most cancer. |
| _______________________________________ [Dec 30,2006 11:46am - hunterhunter ""] studies also prove that a balanced diet in conjunction with exercise will lead to a healthy and long life proof: the continuation of the human species |
| ____________________________________ [Dec 30,2006 11:52am - DrewBlood ""] i read somewhere that consumption of dairy products and prostate cancer are linked, can anyone confirm this? |
| ______________________________________ [Dec 30,2006 11:55am - AUTOPSY_666 ""] Vegetarians give you colon cancer, stay away from them! |
| _______________________________________ [Dec 30,2006 11:56am - the_reverend ""] that doesnt explain anything |
| ______________________________________ [Dec 30,2006 11:57am - AUTOPSY_666 ""] [img] |
| _______________________________________ [Dec 30,2006 12:30pm - the_reverend ""] well, that's the path to a heart attack and a big fucking ass |
| ___________________________________ [Dec 30,2006 12:41pm - succubus ""] i wonder what the bathroom looks like, i mean the toilet...think i'm gonna have to clean the bowl soon... |
| ___________________________________________ [Dec 30,2006 12:43pm - DwellingSickness ""] the_reverend said:well, that's the path to a heart attack and a big fucking ass and only eating veggies will give you the shits all the time...there ya go. EAT MEAT |
| ____________________________________ [Dec 30,2006 12:44pm - DrewBlood ""] my favorite euphemism for this is johnny apple quickstep ...which is also what i call the dance that NJ hardcore kids do |
| ______________________________________ [Dec 30,2006 12:49pm - AUTOPSY_666 ""] [img] |
| _________________________________ [Dec 30,2006 12:53pm - Kevord ""] I felt an evil bubblin inside. Thats when I knew it was a case of the mud butt. |
| _________________________________________ [Dec 30,2006 12:57pm - ArrowHead NLI ""] Seriously, this is nuts. Me and my girlfriend have both been farting like crazy for 2 days straight. I've been squirting coffee out my ass for like 24 hours. I thought it was the sausage I made the other night, but maybe theres a bug going around. I personally LOVE pooping. it's the only time I get any reading done. However, I hate it when I reach the point where my asshole is burning, sore, and my leg is permanently asleep from the toilet seat cutting off circulation. And I ESPECIALLY hate pooping away from home. |
| ______________________________________ [Dec 30,2006 1:18pm - the_reverend ""] if this lasts 24hrs, I will be shitting my eyes out by then... I have no clue how there are still fluids or brown to come out. |
| __________________________________ [Dec 30,2006 1:19pm - succubus ""] there IS a bug going around most people puke and get the shits 50% seem to only get the shits |
| ______________________________________ [Dec 30,2006 1:22pm - the_reverend ""] OH NO! I'm thinking of the bug you got and then I got a year 1/2 ago... |
| ________________________________________ [Dec 30,2006 1:24pm - ArrowHead NLI ""] the_reverend said:if this lasts 24hrs, I will be shitting my eyes out by then... I have no clue how there are still fluids or brown to come out. You gotta fix that. If you go to a hospital puking up all your food, they give you an IV and supply you with more. Well, if you're pooping up all your poop, you just need to make more. I personally have been supplementing it with a steady stream of coffee, tacos, and pasta. Otherwise, you end up with your sphincter dry heaving over the bowl, which sucks. |
| ______________________________________ [Dec 30,2006 1:28pm - the_reverend ""] my ass is doing the dry heaving now.... and that sickness that carina and I got: http://www.returntothepit.com/view.php?formid=18630 |
| ________________________________________ [Dec 30,2006 1:30pm - ArrowHead NLI ""] What I'm doing now is drinking a lot of coffee. It's great, because it comes out with the same consistency it goes in, so it's a nice easy poop. As a bonus, I'm poopin so much that it's coming out still warm, which has a nice soothing effect on my anus. |
| __________________________________________ [Dec 30,2006 1:31pm - DwellingSickness ""] this thread quickly turned disgusting |
| ________________________________________ [Dec 30,2006 1:33pm - ArrowHead NLI ""] Dude, I could talk about shitting for hours. |
| __________________________________________ [Dec 30,2006 1:47pm - DwellingSickness ""] I bet you like scat porn, huh? |
| ______________________________________ [Dec 30,2006 1:49pm - the_reverend ""] seems like I could be shitting for hours... arg... carina is going to get me some pepto and whatever she can at the store... I really hope that I'm going to get better and get to the bane show. |
| __________________________________________ [Dec 30,2006 1:51pm - DwellingSickness ""] IMMODIUM,Rev....Take some you won't shit for days |
| ______________________________________ [Dec 30,2006 2:02pm - the_reverend ""] I think carina's getting me some of that. I just told her to get me everything. |
| ________________________________________ [Dec 30,2006 2:16pm - ArrowHead NLI ""] DwellingSickness said:I bet you like scat porn, huh? Uh, definitely not. |
| _______________________________ [Dec 30,2006 2:19pm - yummy ""] Is this contagious through the internet. I'll be pissed at you rev. Out my ass pissed. |
| ____________________________________ [Dec 30,2006 2:41pm - Murph nli ""] thought I was in the clear today, but it sems this thread just became pertinent to my excretion situation. "EVERYBODY OUT, I HAVE TO POOP...NOW!" |
| ______________________________________ [Dec 30,2006 3:06pm - the_reverend ""] man... it's like I took a lifetimes supply of colon blow all at once. I hate when you wipe and then your body goes "more work to do" *cue mud-river* |
| _________________________________________ [Dec 30,2006 3:35pm - SacreligionNLI ""] two words: granola bars or three words: frosted mini wheats |
| ________________________________________ [Dec 30,2006 4:09pm - DomesticTerror ""] It hit me yesterday while waiting in line at Stop n Shop. not fun. |
| ______________________________________ [Dec 30,2006 5:31pm - the_reverend ""] man.. I'm so fucking pissed I'm not on my way to bane now. I need to piss from my ass a few times and then decide if I'm going. |
| _____________________________________ [Dec 30,2006 5:33pm - KeithMutiny ""] i thought for sure there would be pictures in here by now. |
| _____________________________________ [Dec 30,2006 5:36pm - AUTOPSY_666 ""] [img] |
| ______________________________________ [Dec 30,2006 5:54pm - the_reverend ""] man.. I feel that. |
| _________________________________________ [Dec 30,2006 6:38pm - babyshaker nli ""] what the fuck |
| ______________________________________ [Dec 30,2006 6:49pm - the_reverend ""] wtf.. I feel even worse! |
| __________________________________ [Dec 30,2006 9:01pm - succubus ""] (photos off) yeah i got aaron a bunch of stuff this afternoon. i had made plans with his brother's gf since he was going to a show. Anyhow, she came over to pick up the ps3 i got for aaron's bro and then her and myself went out for dinner (muddy river smokehouse) mmm sweet potato fries came back, played the wii and now she's gone and aaron's still sick :( |
| ______________________________________ [Dec 30,2006 9:15pm - the_reverend ""] carina's neice has been puking for 4 days. canada? no fucking thank you! |
| __________________________________ [Dec 30,2006 9:52pm - succubus ""] my poor little angel |
| ___________________________________ [Dec 30,2006 11:09pm - brian_dc ""] I've been puking/shitting all over the place today. Oh, what fun |
| _______________________________________ [Dec 30,2006 11:14pm - the_reverend ""] I haven't puked.. yet... but I feel nauseous |
| _____________________________________ [Dec 30,2006 11:17pm - RichHorror ""] Do it you faggot. |
| ___________________________________ [Dec 30,2006 11:19pm - brian_dc ""] I puked so hard one time that my lunch splashed out of the water and I had to clean it before my mother's cat tried to eat it. Always a good time. |
| _____________________________________ [Dec 30,2006 11:20pm - RichHorror ""] Since being sick I haven't been able to puke, despite trying really hard to do so. The closest I got was spitting up some blood. |
| _______________________________________ [Dec 30,2006 11:47pm - the_reverend ""] BDC, let's leave a shitstreak from my place to your place. |
| _______________________________ [Dec 31,2006 1:28am - Mess ""] everybody's got this shit. it's the fucking chinks trying out new diseases on us. why don't you people fucking see? |
| __________________________________ [Dec 31,2006 1:39am - brian_dc ""] sounds good. I'm going to play it smart though and fill it in a bucket and slowly leak it from the bottom of my car. Though scootching my ass along the pavement for a month kinda sounds fun. |
| _______________________________ [Dec 31,2006 1:46am - yummy ""] Death to scootchie!!! |
| ______________________________________ [Dec 31,2006 1:47am - the_reverend ""] if I ever got giardia... I would have to get a bronze anus. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Giardia_lamblia I have one friend who had beaver fever... he shat constantly for 4 weeks. and then had 6 months of a "twinge" a couple times an hour and it would have 20 seconds to get to the bathroom. I think his funniest comment was "I shouldn't have worn white to that dance" |
| _____________________________________ [Dec 31,2006 1:49am - KeithMutiny ""] is it even possible to consume enough to shit that much? |
| _______________________________ [Dec 31,2006 1:49am - yummy ""] wow this has really got to you if you took the time to study. That does sound awful tho. |
| _______________________________________ [Dec 31,2006 10:52am - the_reverend ""] first day in probably 5 years that I didn't drink coffee. |
| ______________________________________ [Dec 31,2006 10:56am - KeithMutiny ""] i stopped drinking coffee 2 years ago, come on dude, get with the times. |
| _______________________________________ [Dec 31,2006 11:09am - the_reverend ""] what do you do now, mainline amphetamies? |
| ______________________________________ [Dec 31,2006 11:12am - KeithMutiny ""] cocaine, its much better than coffee, for that morning boost. coffee is just too unhealthy at this point, and cocaine makes you famous. |
| _______________________________________ [Dec 31,2006 11:18am - the_reverend ""] hm.. I've been looking to be more famous too. |
| _________________________________ [Dec 31,2006 12:18pm - retzam ""] Cocaine is so 1983. I switched to crystal meth years ago. |
| ______________________________________ [Dec 31,2006 12:23pm - KeithMutiny ""] hey now, cocaines making a comeback, its the new E |
| ___________________________________________ [Dec 31,2006 12:43pm - DwellingSickness ""] I can't function without coffee, I have a 4-5 a day habit at Dunkins, 1 of my xmas gifts was a $100 gift card for there |
| ________________________________ [Dec 31,2006 2:16pm - retzam ""] ahhh I love coffee. Caffeine just may be my favorite drug. |
| _________________________________________ [Dec 31,2006 2:43pm - SacreligionNLI ""] i can drink all the coffee in the world but it doesn't give me any "boost" for some weird reason |
| ______________________________________ [Dec 31,2006 2:44pm - the_reverend ""] now, it's when I don't drink it that I feel terrible. |
| ______________________________________ [Dec 31,2006 2:46pm - the_reverend ""] oh and my shit's solid again! horray! |
| __________________________________ [Dec 31,2006 3:00pm - succubus ""] the_reverend said:first day in probably 5 years that I didn't drink coffee. false |
| _______________________________ [Jan 3,2007 11:25am - Mess ""] i would love to pork that little red head in the arss after she dumps. you know the one in the commercial there? |
| _____________________________________ [Jan 3,2007 11:36am - mOe @ work ""] i had a steak over christmas vacation for the first time years...2 days later i shit several tennis ball turds |
| __________________________________________ [Jan 3,2007 12:29pm - largefreakatzero ""] I shit myself yesterday. Not bad, but enough that I had to change my boxers. It came on super-fast and I thought I made it, but I looked down and there was a nasty little skid mark. And the wiping was so bad, that I gave up and took a shower. Luckily I was at home. |
| _____________________________________ [Jan 3,2007 5:50pm - hungtableed ""] funny...I have mudd right now, as we speak. In fact, I'm gonna go unload again. It was all the J&B scotch I had new years |
| _____________________________________ [Jan 3,2007 6:09pm - the_reverend ""] you need a laptop and wireless so you can do a double download. |
| _________________________________ [Jan 4,2007 8:45am - aztec12 ""] damn, respect the dude's beliefs for not eating meat. |
| ___________________________________ [Jan 4,2007 9:38am - anonymous ""] i got that evil fucking stomache virus and was out of commision for 2 days...brutal |