Dumb whore dies from drinking to much water.
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[Jan 14,2007 5:14am - CaptainCleanoff ""]
http://www.cnn.com/2007/US/01/13/water.intox.ap/index.html
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[Jan 14,2007 5:41am - sacreligion ""]
i don't really see what makes her a whore...but ok
[Jan 14,2007 5:44am - Niccolai ""]
sacreligion said:i don't really see what makes her a whore...but ok
The article makes it VERY clear that she is a woman.
[Jan 14,2007 5:48am - sacreligion ""]
oh yeah...i forgot about that rule
[Jan 14,2007 6:51am - CaptainCleanoff ""]
Niccolai said:sacreligion said:i don't really see what makes her a whore...but ok
The article makes it VERY clear that she is a woman.
Exactly
[Jan 14,2007 7:06am - sacreligion ""]
i keep forgetting that my brain doesn't work on the same level as you negative metal folk
i'm so not metal it's not even funny
i'm actually sooooo not metal, it makes me more metal because i'm not conforming to your metal standards...or something :ralphie:
[Jan 14,2007 11:07am - CaptainCleanoff ""]
Ha, that is great.:itchy:
Actually, I do not consider myself metal at all. I like metal, but does not make me "metal", haha. Maybe when I was a teenager I thought I was metal. Nah....
You are way more metal than metal could ever be.:sctachy:
(I think we managed to get most of the Simpsons characters in there besides Ned, but he is not even close to being metal)
[Jan 14,2007 11:45am - i_am_not_logged_in ""]
I don't know, that church is pretty unusually metal. Testament played the basement, and the Kovenant played on a Sunday.:stupidflanders:
[Jan 14,2007 12:06pm - CaptainCleanoff ""]
What about Benediction?:wiggam:
[Jan 14,2007 12:07pm - CaptainCleanoff ""]
Oh yeah:
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[Jan 14,2007 12:12pm - Archaeon ""]
:krusty:
[Jan 14,2007 12:48pm - SinisterMinister ""]
All hail the MOLEMAN!
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[Jan 14,2007 1:19pm - horror_tang ""]
I'm calling bullshit on this one. Someone is trying to get a lawsuit out of this one. She would have puked if her body needed to get rid of that much water. Go try it. Go drink a gallon of water real fast and see what happens. It can be fun if you drink a half gallon of milk and half gallon of tomato juice though. Real nice colors.
[Jan 14,2007 2:41pm - retzam ""]
horror_tang said:I'm calling bullshit on this one. Someone is trying to get a lawsuit out of this one. She would have puked if her body needed to get rid of that much water. Go try it. Go drink a gallon of water real fast and see what happens. It can be fun if you drink a half gallon of milk and half gallon of tomato juice though. Real nice colors.
Yeah it seems pretty outrageous. Unless something's wrong with her and her body doesn't instigate puking by itself.
[Jan 14,2007 2:44pm - RichHorror ""]
I hate metal and women.
[Jan 14,2007 2:50pm - the_reverend ""]
Wii's are pretty awesone. almost death awesome.
jeff: you are wrong. you can most definitely die from being water drunk.
[Jan 14,2007 2:55pm - Samantha ""]
I was just going to ask WTF "water intoxication" is. Thank you, Wikipedia.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Water_intoxication
Water intoxication (also known as hyperhydration or water poisoning) is a potentially fatal disturbance in brain function that results when the normal balance of electrolytes in the body is pushed outside of safe limits by a very rapid intake of water.
I guess you learn something new every day.
[Jan 14,2007 2:58pm - RichHorror ""]
the_reverend said:jeff: you are wrong. you can most definitely die from being water drunk.
Jeff is polish and as such should not be taken seriously.
[Jan 14,2007 3:05pm - the_reverend ""]
I tried to get myself to be able to drink a gallon of water in an hour. then I dicided to get to it one day and bought a ceremonial gallon of water. I almost did it... but... I had bought distilled water and after 50 minutes ended up having all that water clean my insides out and push it from my body out my ass. after 20 minutes of feeling terrible I felt great. squeeky clean.
[Jan 14,2007 3:39pm - Sacreligion ""]
it reminds me of the time i tried to drink a gallon of milk in an hour
i almost did it...almost
[Jan 14,2007 3:43pm - the_reverend ""]
my dorm used to do it once a year, but I was always away that weekend.
[Jan 14,2007 7:54pm - Dwellingsickness ""]
the_reverend said:I tried to get myself to be able to drink a gallon of water in an hour. then I dicided to get to it one day and bought a ceremonial gallon of water. I almost did it... but... I had bought distilled water and after 50 minutes ended up having all that water clean my insides out and push it from my body out my ass. after 20 minutes of feeling terrible I felt great. squeeky clean.
So, Mark that off my list of things to try...I did not know drinking a gallon of distilled water would do that to you.:pukeface:
[Jan 17,2007 2:52pm - the_reverend ""]
http://cbs4boston.com/watercooler/watercooler_story_017021615.html
[Jan 17,2007 3:56pm - FuckIsMySignature ""]
Oops, I thought this was the line for Metallica
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[Jan 17,2007 4:08pm - SteveOTB ""]
Did anyone happen to realize that the woman's last name is "Strange" and how she died was "Strange". It's fate.
[Jan 17,2007 4:16pm - swamplorddvm ""]
Niccolai said:sacreligion said:i don't really see what makes her a whore...but ok
The article makes it VERY clear that she is a woman.
Plain and simple.:spineyes: