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If you were in a death metal band....................

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[Jan 19,2007 10:34am - passerby  ""]
If you were in a death metal band which name would you pick for your band name.
1.Rejectacide
2.Disgustathon
3.Muqtada
4.Cloak of Regret
5.Blood of your your God.

Also these are my own original names and they are all patent pending.
I would pick #5
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[Jan 19,2007 10:36am - Yeti ""]
i would pick "passerby is a troll"
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[Jan 19,2007 10:36am - Messerschmitt ""]
hahaha
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[Jan 19,2007 10:37am - Messerschmitt ""]
this has to be a joke
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[Jan 19,2007 10:39am - passerby  ""]
Come on. Let's have fun with this. You got to admit my handpicked names are good. I'll even sell you guys the copyright if you fall in love with one of the names.
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[Jan 19,2007 10:40am - Anthony ""]
hahaha Rejectacide and Disgustathon are pretty fuckin funny
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[Jan 19,2007 10:41am - Yeti ""]
fun? whats this "fun" you speak of?
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[Jan 19,2007 10:47am - Sinistas ""]
I'd go with "Cutass Is A Bad Bad Man And Everything Else, That Is".
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[Jan 19,2007 10:49am - Messerschmitt ""]
blood of your god is just gay
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[Jan 19,2007 10:50am - Yeti ""]
but blood of your your god is metal as fuck.....
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[Jan 19,2007 10:51am - Messerschmitt ""]
it's homo erotic
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[Jan 19,2007 10:57am - passerby  ""]
Messerchmitt-It would be an honor for you to front the newly formed death metal band Blood Of Your God!!!!!!!


Or how about these names
1.Mortem Fornication
2.It Suffers With Screams
3.Carnivious Bladder
4.Remains are just Stains
5.Enima of Christ

Once again I'll go with #5
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[Jan 19,2007 11:03am - Sinistas ""]
"Chumby Duren Is The Onion Horse, And Stuff Like That One"
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[Jan 19,2007 11:03am - Troll ""]
infoterror?
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[Jan 19,2007 11:07am - passerby  ""]
All I need is that computer program that allows to me write logos that are hard to read that kinda look like blood dripping. That would be so metal huh guys.
Any takers for Enima Of Christ?
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[Jan 19,2007 11:08am - Anthony ""]
Troll said:infoterror?


i was thinking that

it's not really infoterror's style, but maybe he's trying to throw us off
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[Jan 19,2007 11:11am - atthehaunted ""]
How about.........




Passerby will never let a dickgoby
Vin Diesel is gay for passerby
passerballs
lesbians are for vampires
passerby used to eat paint chips when he was a kid

I'd go with #fuck you
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[Jan 19,2007 11:14am - passerby  ""]
I like paint chips!!!:ralphie::ralphie::ralphie:
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[Jan 19,2007 11:15am - atthehaunted ""]
haha and I wouldn't doubt it
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[Jan 19,2007 11:17am - aaron_michael ""]
I'll choose The Mammon Machine.
done and done.
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[Jan 19,2007 11:20am - the_reverend ""]
http://www.returntothepit.com/bullshit.php

Magik filled Disillusion
Creating Nordic Bishop
Spreading the Orifice of the Lost Kingdom
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[Jan 19,2007 11:20am - passerby  ""]
Or better yet
Cancer of the mammo

The question I really would love answered would be...you know when you click on the site and it shows pictures of different bands- well i would love to meet that voodoo guy with the doll. He looks like Papa Shango of the WWF. That guy is metal!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!What band is he in?
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[Jan 19,2007 11:25am - aaron_michael ""]
passerby said: well i would love to meet that voodoo guy with the doll. He looks like Papa Shango of the WWF. That guy is metal!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!What band is he in?


*sigh*
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[Jan 19,2007 11:26am - AUTOPSY_666 ""]
OBSTREPEROUS
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[Jan 19,2007 11:32am - passerby  ""]
I have another name
Spitbreathe
or better yet
Armpit massacre

So is Obstreperous the name of the band with the baby doll? Where do they play. That's alot of dressing up for a weekend show at a bar. It's still wicked cool though. Is he the singer? Does the baby have a roll?

How about this for a name
Spleen of Eternity
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[Jan 19,2007 11:34am - AUTOPSY_666 ""]
obstreperous \uhb-STREP-uhr-uhs; ob-\, adjective:
1. Noisily and stubbornly defiant; unruly.
2. Noisy, clamorous, or boisterous.

Obstreperous derives from Latin obstrepere, "to make a noise, to clamor at or against; hence, to disturb, to interrupt by clamor," from ob-, "toward, against" + strepere, "to make a loud noise."
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[Jan 19,2007 11:39am - dreadkill ""]
my vote is for blood of your your god
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[Jan 19,2007 11:41am - passerby  ""]
Please somebody tell me more about the voodoo man and doll. It would be a cool avatar. Please. Does anyone else like my Death metal band name
How about raptured meat:thescream::thescream:
I do not confirm or deny the ingestion of those delicious paint chips:ralphie::ralphie::ralphie::ralphie:
I like paint chips!!!!:ralphie::ralphie::ralphie:
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[Jan 19,2007 11:44am - AUTOPSY_666 ""]
Another annoying (and probably fake) person.
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[Jan 19,2007 11:49am - passerby  ""]
Come on...................Let;s have some fun. Work sucks and my thread hopefully keep everbody going. Really what's fake about this thread. I'm not insulting anyone. So far I think I have a few votes for Blood Of Your God
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[Jan 19,2007 11:50am - Messerschmitt ""]
i'm offended
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[Jan 19,2007 12:15pm - AUTOPSY_666 ""]
passerby said:Blood of your your God.


:satancross: your your :satancross:
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[Jan 19,2007 12:54pm - passerby  ""]
Come on.............this is a great thread!!!
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[Jan 19,2007 1:03pm - atthehaunted ""]
I say King Diamond
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[Jan 19,2007 1:05pm - passerby  ""]
How about
Ruptured Sphinchter
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[Jan 19,2007 1:05pm - pam ""]
I hope you get killed. How's that?
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[Jan 19,2007 1:06pm - Granny_Monster ""]
passerby said:
How about this for a name
Spleen of Eternity



Ha ha! This one gets my vote.
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[Jan 19,2007 1:08pm - atthehaunted ""]
I say Bubonic balls
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[Jan 19,2007 1:18pm - passerby  ""]
How about
Scab of Dissaray
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[Jan 19,2007 1:19pm - atthehaunted ""]
Halalooya Hoe Down
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[Jan 19,2007 1:19pm - atthehaunted ""]
Penial Dysfunction, what passerby has, that would be a good name.
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[Jan 19,2007 1:20pm - atthehaunted ""]
annhiliate the scrotum
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[Jan 19,2007 1:20pm - atthehaunted ""]
Petrified Boner
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[Jan 19,2007 1:20pm - atthehaunted ""]
Ovarian Takeover
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[Jan 19,2007 1:21pm - atthehaunted ""]
Clit Vicious
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[Jan 19,2007 1:21pm - passerby  ""]
How about
Succulent Obesity
Ash of the Smoke
The Porcupine Incident
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[Jan 19,2007 1:28pm - passerby  ""]
Rotting Vulva
Flesh cocktail
Oral HIV


I have to be one of the most creative posters on this board. did ion I play guitar and am looking for a band.

How bout

Cock Stew
AssBlaster69
Face of the cum storm
shroud of bestiality
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[Jan 19,2007 1:32pm - xmikex ""]
Is that supposed to be Enigma of Christ.... or Enema of Christ?
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[Jan 19,2007 1:34pm - passerby  ""]
Enema. Sorry about that.
How bout
The Urkel Epitaph
or
Mortimus Octavius death crew
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[Jan 19,2007 1:38pm - atthehaunted ""]
Playdildo
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[Jan 19,2007 1:38pm - atthehaunted ""]
KVLT OV Punk Brewster
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[Jan 19,2007 1:39pm - atthehaunted ""]
Punky sorry
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[Jan 19,2007 1:39pm - AUTOPSY_666 ""]
passerby said: Carnivious Bladder



Dude, lame spelling skills.
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[Jan 19,2007 1:40pm - atthehaunted ""]
English Teacher? There are alot of people correcting spelling, so we must have English Teachers in here
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[Jan 19,2007 1:42pm - AUTOPSY_666 ""]
That's not even close to CARNIVOROUS though.
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[Jan 19,2007 1:46pm - atthehaunted ""]
OK I'll give ya that we do not have the smartest people on RTTP but then again it's passerby we're talkin about he just starts shit, but it is funny to see everyone get mad over a moron who just starts shit.
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[Jan 19,2007 1:49pm - atthehaunted ""]
BUKAKE-ZILLA
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[Jan 19,2007 1:50pm - atthehaunted ""]
I think it might be BUKKAKE-ZILLA but oh well it's still funny.
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[Jan 19,2007 1:53pm - passerby  ""]
I don't start shit. I'm havin a good time like you. I don't insult people. Who is this Pam that is insulting me. Is she cute? Does she have any links or sense of humor. Every pam I've known has been pregnant and unattractive, not to say you are. Anyway...
Yoda Rocks!!!!
Go Yoda:yoda:
:yoda:
Go Yoda:yoda:
Go Yoda:yoda:
Go Yoda:yoda:Go!!!!!:doublehorns:
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[Jan 19,2007 1:55pm - atthehaunted ""]
I think passerby molests lil boys, maybe his name should be MJ
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[Jan 19,2007 2:24pm - aaron_michael ""]
passerby said:
Ash of the Smoke




how you even thought of this one just baffles me.

this is the kind of thing where if you heard it out loud from a complete stranger, you'd walk up to them and ask "what the fuck is wrong with you?"
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[Jan 19,2007 2:42pm - passerby  ""]
That's just it. From what I'm learning on rttp, band names are quite amusing and reflect very little of the personalities of the actual band members.
Here's a couple more
Rott-attack(Note the double tt's)
Fire down below
abomination
Chest pains
Blood runs North
Mild Boston Winter
Wretched burn victim
Belittled innocence
Slaughtered cattle dome pieces
Whore princess



Come on guys this is fun. Kind of an American Idol vibe. We'll have a finals with a poll and everything to decide the best name
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[Jan 19,2007 2:49pm - passerby  ""]
How bout
embryonic blood blister
Gag Bag
Christ bleeds Vinegar
GodToe



The funny thing abou this is there's probably 50% of my created names that are actually bands. Someone do the research!!!!

Bonetopsy
Nativity of Lucifer
Braincrust
Mouth of the slut
Amber dish soap
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[Jan 19,2007 2:50pm - atthehaunted ""]
What u've learned on rttp? Damn please don't insult us nu-metal boy
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[Jan 19,2007 2:50pm - aaron_michael ""]
you weren't hugged enough as a kid, were you?
need a bit more attention then the average human being?
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[Jan 19,2007 3:01pm - passerby  ""]
I need more participation. this is thread is the best thread on rrttp now. Look at these names!!!!!
embryonic blood blister
Gag Bag
Christ bleeds Vinegar
GodToe
Bonetopsy
Nativity of Lucifer
Braincrust
Mouth of the slut
Amber dish soap
1.Rejectacide
2.Disgustathon
3.Muqtada
4.Cloak of Regret
5.Blood of your your God.

Mortem Fornication
2.It Suffers With Screams
3.Carnivious Bladder
4.Remains are just Stains
5.Enima of Christ
Succulent Obesity
Ash of the Smoke
The Porcupine Incident
Cock Stew
AssBlaster69
Face of the cum storm
shroud of bestiality

Spitbreathe
or better yet
Scab of Dissaray
Armpit massacre
Enima Of Christ
Ruptured Sphinchter
The Urkel Epitaph
Mortimus Octavius death crew

Rott-attack(Note the double tt's)
Fire down below
abomination
Chest pains
Blood runs North
Mild Boston Winter
Wretched burn victim
Belittled innocence
Slaughtered cattle dome pieces
Whore princess


PLEASE!!!!! Someone pick the winner



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[Jan 19,2007 3:12pm - atthehaunted ""]
How about ur a retarded who shouldn't be able to leave the house without a helmet. That's the winner
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[Jan 19,2007 3:16pm - passerby  ""]
I belive there's a shorter name for a death metal band
Let's see.........
Helmet Parapalegic
or

Troll guts
What's wrong with slaughtered cattle dome pieces?
What is the deal with that voodoo guy with the doll. I want answers!!! Do I need to start another successful comic thread?
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[Jan 19,2007 3:22pm - tylerl ""]
i always though coagulation would be a cool name for a dm band
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[Jan 19,2007 4:05pm - passerby  ""]
I agree!!!
Rats-the boss metal pedal thread is stealing my momentum. The only thing that can put my thread back on top is to come up with a cool band name or 2
Fistfucked
Swollen gash
Yesterdays waste
Willow killer
Midget smasher
Olives are gross in salads
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[Jan 19,2007 4:15pm - AUTOPSY_666 ""]
PASSERBY SUICIDE
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[Jan 19,2007 4:19pm - passerby  ""]
I checked out your band review. Wow...I'm impressed. I don't like the bad blood you have with me.
Imagine there was a death metal band named
Olives are gross in salads
It's funny because its true
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[Jan 19,2007 4:20pm - aaron_michael ""]
passerby said:
Imagine there was a death metal band named
Olives are gross in salads
It's funny because its true



that's not amusing, even in the slightest
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[Jan 19,2007 4:29pm - grundlegremlin ""]
There is a band called fistfucked.
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[Jan 19,2007 4:31pm - Cecchini ""]
DREAM THEATER!
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[Jan 19,2007 4:37pm - passerby  ""]
grundlegremlin said:There is a band called fistfucked.


I'm not surprised by that
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[Jan 19,2007 4:38pm - FuckIsMySignature ""]
Get Killed.
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[Jan 19,2007 4:43pm - passerby  ""]
What's this all about?Old:: post by BlackMetalLady at Dec 21,2006 4:28pm

Subject:
If Goatwhore were to read this they would laugh at you
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[Jan 19,2007 4:46pm - FuckIsMySignature ""]
that bitch was exiled for being a fucking dumbass. you're next.
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[Jan 19,2007 4:54pm - passerby  ""]
What did she do? i know this go on here that says he knows you.
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[Jan 22,2007 8:42am - passerby  ""]
Show me some love!!!!!
To the top!!!!

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