A New Dead Slut For you To f[views:8315][posts:31]________________________________________ [Sep 4,2002 10:17pm - tedonegoodfuck ""] http://twodeadsluts.iuma.com listen to the new deadsluts sound tell me how much you hate it note: its the bottom 2 songs note: there arent any breakdowns note: ...i hate you so much. :satancross: |
____________________________ [Sep 7,2002 12:43am - . ""] :yoda:weak |
___________________________ [Sep 8,2002 2:35am - k ""] twodeadsluts own. |
_____________________________________ [Sep 8,2002 2:58am - the_reverend ""] I like them for the complex lyrics that they write. and the dead sluts they leave for me. |
______________________________________ [Sep 8,2002 11:45am - mr cannibal ""] twodeadsluts onegoodfuck are pretty sick but i think the whole osama thing goes too far. |
____________________________________ [Sep 8,2002 1:31pm - RustedAngel ""] I don't like too many bands I can't take seriously. Somewhat funny, but not really. Good Joke, but im not gonna sit around and listen to it all day. |
_____________________________________________________________________ [Sep 8,2002 2:09pm - bloody vagina makes it easier to slip it in ""] Wait...you mean this is a joke. I thought they were one of those black metal bands that took there shit way too seriously.Now Im confused. Anyways I like it. |
_______________________________________ [Sep 8,2002 7:11pm - tedonegoodfuck ""] we are no joke. we are the new wave of black metal-hip hop destruction. Bling bling on the spiked armband if you will. watch out, corpsepaint stains the fubu. we play in our moms basement in a suburban locale quite removed from norway and the ghetto...quite a clever ruse no? yoda, my jedi mind tricks will drop yo azz |
_______________________________ [Sep 9,2002 3:08am - Jesus ""] twodeadsluts onegoodfuck made me rape the Olson twins |
______________________________________ [Sep 9,2002 10:31am - the_reverend ""] funny thing, they go to school at phillips exeter. right down the road from me. for all the lovers out there: http://olsentwins.syndk8.net/ http://www.lexandterry.com/olsen-twins/features-olsen-twins.html http://www.marykateandashley.com/ >> 17+er's, win the car from their movie! |
_______________________________ [Sep 9,2002 4:51pm - Jesus ""] THIS REVEREND GUY SURE KNOWS SOME GOOD SITES FOR MASTERBATING...BUT I THOUGHT YOU CHURCH PEOPLE WERE ONLY INTO LITTLE BOYS.:duffbeer: TWODEADSLUTS ONEGOODFUCK = BEST BAND EVER |
____________________________________ [Sep 9,2002 4:53pm - RustedAngel ""] wRONG! |
_______________________________________ [Sep 9,2002 9:01pm - tedonegoodfuck ""] no. we are actually the third best band. numero uno being slapshot numero dos being melt banana ...honorable mentions go to mr bungle and the band that does "sunshine lollipops and rainbows" ...obviously removed from the list is any band that believes their take on the converge/as the sun sets/deadguy (insert original metalcore bandname) is anything worth listening to. ...and rusted angels opinion of worthwhile music is about as credible as a communist boysetsfire fan. YES. our band is better than your band. we're twodeadsluts onegoodfuck. postmoderncore. who the fuck are you? ...i hate you so much |
____________________________________________ [Sep 10,2002 10:58am - gay guy 18262725 ""] rock on |
________________________________ [Sep 10,2002 9:38pm - xmikex ""] yup. you got my number. |
_____________________________________ [Sep 12,2002 5:59pm - necromania ""] i just listened to the first couple of mp3s...funny fuckers. you can tell they worship anal cunt and the locust. sick shit all around though. |
_____________________________________ [Sep 13,2002 1:34am - penisbreath ""] Everyone on this site is a fag...Twodeadsluts Onegoodfuck are better than gun' n' roses. Axl isnt Ted and never will be...we play mozart backwards in A Minor at 700 BPM. What the fuck has your band ever done...fuck you. |
_____________________________________ [Sep 13,2002 1:38am - RustedAngel ""] arron you need to make mods for the board (me) so i can close stupid threads like this. hehehe. |
_____________________________________ [Sep 13,2002 2:14am - penisbreath ""] Actually Mr Rusted Angel...I think you are a faggot. Your name gives it way. Even the Reverend knows you are on his dick... You shouldnt be so obvious about it man. Now everybody knows you are a flaming piece of man ass. You think you are down... You think you are so metal... but you are really some kid who we all made fun of in high school. Twodeadsluts Onegoodfuck will now dedicate our band to destroying your life. You made your point by posting once...and Ill make mine by sticking my post in every orifice of all your family members. You think your opinion counts and that people should take you seriously...but everyone else thinks you should kill yourself. |
_____________________________________ [Sep 13,2002 2:31am - RustedAngel ""] your fuuking dumb. stfu. |
_____________________________________ [Sep 13,2002 2:37am - penisbreath ""] I want everyone to stop what they are doing and give this man a standing ovation for his incredibly original come back. |
_____________________________________ [Sep 13,2002 2:40am - RustedAngel ""] haha, I think my one sentence accompished just as much as your entire post filled with lame comebacks. die. |
_____________________________________ [Sep 13,2002 3:05am - penisbreath ""] You post on here ever couple of minutes because you are a homosexual... How about twodeadsluts onegoodfuck plays mozart backwards in A minor at 700 BPM on return to the pit then what?... Then where will you start posting your messages? cybergrindaudioterrorism.com? |
______________________________________ [Dec 10,2003 9:27am - the_reverend ""] a glimse of what's to come? [img] |
_____________________________________ [Dec 10,2003 2:59pm - boobtoucher ""] AAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...thats the funniest shit i've seen in awhile rev twodeadsluts, onegoodfuck is alright but they not real the_network's that deal besides, we're changing our name to fivedeadwhores, onebigsore anyway. |
_____________________________________ [Dec 10,2003 3:00pm - boobtoucher ""] oh i just realized this thread's real real old |
_______________________________________ [Dec 10,2003 11:37pm - the_reverend ""] I just needed to post that picture some where.... |
________________________________________ [Dec 11,2003 12:40am - DeOdiumMortis ""] I couldn't stop laughing for five minutes at that. You're sick Aaron. |
______________________________________________ [Dec 11,2003 11:00am - The_Day_of_the_Rope ""] Jesus said:twodeadsluts onegoodfuck made me rape the Olson twins LMAO Picklesmooch, I know where they live in Exeter (when they are in school). And one of em walked by me in '02 when I was working at Philips Exeter Academy fixing the network. Dont know which one it was, but fa christs sake, I woulda opened her little asshole right up. Fuck me bum. |
_____________________________________ [Dec 11,2003 1:49pm - boobtoucher ""] they're jewish |
________________________________ [Dec 11,2003 1:57pm - George ""] they do tv, movies, video games, we all watched them grow up, and you know that eventually they're going to do porn.:pukeface: |
______________________________________ [Dec 11,2003 2:46pm - the_reverend ""] 184days 8hrs 24 minutes and counting... they are like the martha stuart of shity movies. |