The Gringo Joke[views:2171][posts:28]___________________________________ [Jan 22,2007 11:28pm - Supreme ""] A Latino man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was the only Latino there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him. The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The Latino man turned around and stood up. He then said: "listen PENDEJO ....when I was born, I was brown, " "When I grew up, I was brown, " "When I'm sick, I'm brown, " "When I go in the sun, I'm brown, " "When I'm cold, I'm brown, " "When I die, I'll be brown ." But you PENDEJO...." "When you're born, you're pink, " "When you grow up, you're white, " "When you're sick, you're green, " "When you go in the sun, you turn red, " "When you're cold, you turn blue, " "And when you die, you turn purple." "And you have the nerve to call me colored?" "COME MIERDA, CULERO!! "GRINGO CABRON!!!" "Latinos came to America first, you RACIST MOTHERFUCKER!". |
| _______________________________________________ [Jan 22,2007 11:44pm - BobNOMAAMRooney nli ""] Sanchez, I told you to mow my lawn! Get back out there you wetback and stop trying to fuck my daughter, she's 7 for chrissakes! |
| ________________________________ [Jan 23,2007 12:12am - Hoser ""] That's a stupid joke. I didn't find it funny at all. Now please go to your homeland where you won't be called colored. Spic. |
| ___________________________________ [Jan 23,2007 12:33am - Supreme ""] Hoser said:That's a stupid joke. I didn't find it funny at all. Now please go to your homeland where you won't be called colored. Spic. just because i found it funny that doesnt mean im a spic red neck |
| ___________________________________________ [Jan 23,2007 12:37am - davefromthegrave ""] but it does mean you're a retard. |
| ___________________________________ [Jan 23,2007 12:38am - Supreme ""] why because i found it funny? |
| ___________________________________________ [Jan 23,2007 12:38am - davefromthegrave ""] no, because you're retarded. |
| ___________________________________ [Jan 23,2007 12:40am - Supreme ""] dude dont get mad at me because the joke is funny, if you get offended by it thats your problem |
| ___________________________________________ [Jan 23,2007 12:45am - davefromthegrave ""] don't get retarded because your joke isn't funny, retard. |
| ________________________________ [Jan 23,2007 12:48am - Hoser ""] It wasn't funny at all. It was another example of the multi-culturalistic elitism that has spawned in our country. More MTV bred fodder for young minds to absorb. It's ok that you're young and stupid. Consider this a lesson learned. Free of charge, by the way. |
| ________________________________ [Jan 23,2007 12:51am - Hoser ""] We're not offended......we're outraged. Outraged by the fact that what you posted as a joke turned out to be not funny. In fact, I laugh harder when I realize that I'm the victim of a sour chick fart. AND, chicks farts can get pretty sour. BUT, you wouldn't know that.....you still share a bathroom with your Dad. |
| ___________________________________________ [Jan 23,2007 12:53am - davefromthegrave ""] I wouldn't call it an example of multi-cultural elitism. That stuff has some basis in reality. This is just some dumb chiodos trying and failing to repeat some joke that he heard somewhere else. |
| ________________________________ [Jan 23,2007 12:56am - Hoser ""] Ya!!! St00pid chiodos!! |
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| __________________________________________ [Jan 23,2007 1:28am - davefromthegrave ""] I just realized how badly I wish Brujeria would come play in this area. |
| ____________________________________ [Jan 23,2007 3:29am - PatMeebles ""] You know, even with all those colors, at least I'll never be black. Ok, that was uncalled for. |
| __________________________________ [Jan 23,2007 6:35am - powerkok ""] OLE!!! Picante Maniposa. |
| __________________________________ [Jan 23,2007 7:19am - Supreme ""] davefromthegrave said:don't get retarded because your joke isn't funny, retard. it is motherfucker so:middlefinger: |
| __________________________________ [Jan 23,2007 7:22am - Supreme ""] davefromthegrave said:I wouldn't call it an example of multi-cultural elitism. That stuff has some basis in reality. This is just some dumb chiodos trying and failing to repeat some joke that he heard somewhere else. what the fuck is a chiodo anyway? are you mexican? |
| __________________________________ [Jan 23,2007 8:11am - powerkok ""] This joke is wrong because dead beaners turn purple too. And hispanics are more likely to shit in their pants after death than any other race. |
| __________________________________ [Jan 23,2007 8:12am - powerkok ""] ok I made the second part up, but I imagine its true. |
| _______________________________________ [Jan 23,2007 8:14am - Messerschmitt ""] it is true |
| __________________________________ [Jan 23,2007 8:17am - powerkok ""] Awesome! |
| _______________________________________ [Jan 23,2007 8:30am - Messerschmitt ""] refried beans |
| ________________________________ [Jan 23,2007 8:41am - xmikex ""] I dunno I thought the joke was pretty funny. Especially this part... Supreme said:said: "listen PENDEJO ....when I was born, I smelled, " "When I grew up, I smelled, " "When I'm sick, I smell, " "When I go in the sun, I smell, " "When I'm cold, I smell, " "When I die, I'll still smell." and p.s. I've got nothing against latinos. You're being an ignoramus. |
| ___________________________________________ [Jan 23,2007 8:53am - FuckIsMySignature ""] sorry, I don't speak Latinish. |