Favorite pick up line?[views:10219][posts:43]_______________________________________ [Jan 24,2007 10:42am - atthehaunted ""] That (whatever she's wearing) is becoming on u, but if I was on u i'd be cumming too. Or.......... Nice shoes, wanna fuck? |
| _______________________________ [Jan 24,2007 10:42am - Yeti ""] i have candy and puppies, get in the van. |
| ________________________________________ [Jan 24,2007 10:43am - Messerschmitt ""] is that a keg in your pants? cause i'd like to tap that ass. |
| _______________________________________ [Jan 24,2007 10:44am - atthehaunted ""] Is there a mirror in ur pocket because I can see myself in ur pants |
| _____________________________________ [Jan 24,2007 10:46am - RichHorror ""] I HAVE A GUN. |
| _______________________________________ [Jan 24,2007 10:46am - atthehaunted ""] and then u whip it out into her hand? |
| ________________________________________ [Jan 24,2007 10:47am - Messerschmitt ""] douchebag says what? |
| ______________________________________________ [Jan 24,2007 10:47am - Clinically Deadnli ""] Best thread of the week. "is that a keg in your pants? cause i'd like to tap that ass. " Hilarious, ill have to use that on my girlfriend |
| _____________________________________ [Jan 24,2007 10:48am - RichHorror ""] atthehaunted said:and then u whip it out into her hand? Then I force her onto the stained mattress. |
| _______________________________________ [Jan 24,2007 10:51am - atthehaunted ""] man I have to try that one. Girls usually laugh when I put it in there hand |
| ________________________________________ [Jan 24,2007 10:51am - Messerschmitt ""] you must be tired cause you've been running through my mind all day long *says with jive* |
| ________________________________________ [Jan 24,2007 10:52am - Messerschmitt ""] Messerschmitt said:you must be tired cause you've been running through my mind all day long *says with jive* stop running bitch! |
| ____________________________________________ [Jan 24,2007 10:57am - FuckIsMySignature ""] Wanna get a pizza and fuck? |
| _________________________________________ [Jan 24,2007 10:57am - Granny_Monster ""] As usual, Rich Horror wins this thread |
| __________________________________________ [Jan 24,2007 10:58am - HostileTakeover ""] YOUR GONNA GET RAPED! [img] |
| _______________________________________ [Jan 24,2007 11:00am - the_reverend ""] the last pick up line rich tried was "put the lotion in the basket". I believe they made a movie about it. |
| _____________________________________ [Jan 24,2007 11:01am - RichHorror ""] I look pretty in a sundress. |
| ____________________________________________ [Jan 24,2007 11:03am - FuckIsMySignature ""] [img] |
| ________________________________________ [Jan 24,2007 11:03am - Messerschmitt ""] do you gotcha periods? |
| _______________________________________ [Jan 24,2007 11:07am - atthehaunted ""] I didn't realize this was a game |
| _______________________________________ [Jan 24,2007 11:12am - the_reverend ""] [img] |
| _______________________________________ [Jan 24,2007 11:13am - atthehaunted ""] I'm a mammologist and I give free check ups |
| _______________________________________ [Jan 24,2007 11:16am - JDDomination ""] "excuse me maam, Does this rag smell like Chloroform?" never fails |
| _______________________________________ [Jan 24,2007 11:18am - atthehaunted ""] Me Caveman, u slave. |
| _____________________________________ [Jan 24,2007 11:57am - anonymous ""] "you like pills and handcuffs?" |
| ________________________________ [Jan 24,2007 12:01pm - kelly ""] Once a guy said to me "nice boots. wanna fuck?" we're now married |
| ___________________________________________ [Jan 24,2007 12:05pm - Dwellingsickness ""] Is that your boyfriend?..If not, wanna fuck? |
| _______________________________________ [Jan 24,2007 12:08pm - atthehaunted ""] kelly that one was said................read above |
| ________________________________ [Jan 24,2007 12:31pm - kelly ""] that's fine, but that's what my husband used |
| _______________________________________ [Jan 24,2007 12:43pm - atthehaunted ""] no doubt girl scout |
| ______________________________ [Jan 24,2007 1:45pm - awol ""] Excuse me, miss, do you give head to strangers? No. Well, then, allow me to introduce myself. |
| _____________________________________ [Jan 24,2007 1:48pm - MadOakDevin ""] If I was a necropheliac, you'd be dead! and I must be a pirate because I'm digging that chest. |
| ______________________________________ [Jan 24,2007 2:19pm - atthehaunted ""] Pure classic -The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word. |
| ______________________________________ [Jan 24,2007 2:20pm - atthehaunted ""] I like every muscle in your body, especially mine. |
| _______________________________________ [Feb 1,2007 12:36pm - Messerschmitt ""] YOU HAVE THE WHITEST TEETH I'VE EVER COME ACROSS |
| ______________________________________ [Feb 1,2007 12:46pm - atthehaunted ""] I'm a marine biologist, and I am studying crabs. May I study yours? |
| ____________________________________ [Feb 1,2007 1:24pm - horror_tang ""] Now! Need much boom-boom! Aarrggghhhh!!! |
| _____________________________________ [Feb 1,2007 1:43pm - diamond_dave ""] this one actually worked (granted the lady and i were both well inebriated): "yo, you're fuckin hot." it works best when spoken with a severe drunken slur. |
| _________________________________ [Feb 1,2007 2:27pm - SteveOTB ""] You want a job? |
| ___________________________________ [Feb 1,2007 3:12pm - anonymous ""] do you swallow, spit or paint? |
| _______________________________ [Feb 1,2007 3:36pm - tylerl ""] is your dress felt? would you like it to be? |
| _______________________________ [Feb 1,2007 3:42pm - Ryan_M ""] Nice bum, where ya from? |
| ______________________________________ [Feb 1,2007 3:44pm - hung_to_bleed ""] Damn, you're hotter than a chili fart. |
| ______________________________________ [Feb 1,2007 3:46pm - hung_to_bleed ""] I would have introduced myself to you earlier but from across the room it looked like you had a gunt. |