Hungry?[views:1862][posts:2]______________________________________ [Jan 25,2007 11:38am - AUTOPSY_666 ""] [img] >:] |
| ____________________________________________ [Jan 25,2007 11:42am - FuckIsMySignature ""] Ha i love how theres one trapped in the oven in the background. |
| _______________________________ [Jan 25,2007 11:51am - Lamp ""] Reminds me of an Onion news in brief: Pillsbury Doughboy Killed By Skittish, Broom-Wielding Housewife BOWIE, MD–Kenneth Fresh, 34, son of original Pillsbury doughboy Marv "Poppin'" Fresh, was killed Monday when a startled housewife beat him to death with a broom. "I was sweeping the kitchen floor and lamenting our family's usual humdrum breakfast biscuits when I heard a strange, high-pitched voice directly behind me," said a shaken Debbie Combs, 44. "All he could say was 'Try my new flaky Cres–' before my instincts took over and I pounded him with all my might." Rescue workers frantically poked Fresh for nearly 20 minutes in an effort to revive the doughboy, but were unsuccessful. |