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Start a rumor about someone on RTTP.

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[Feb 8,2007 9:55pm - Niccolai ""]
go.
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[Feb 8,2007 10:01pm - Lamp ""]
Niccolai dipped his wick in rat poison and brutally raped Anna Nicole Smith until she passed out.
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[Feb 8,2007 10:03pm - demondave ""]
John D was an extra in Boyz 'N the Hood
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[Feb 8,2007 10:07pm - ConquerTheBaphomet ""]
Dwyer formally had a learning disability.
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[Feb 8,2007 10:11pm - brian_dc ""]
ConquerTheBaphomet said:Dwyer formally had a learning disability.


do you mean formally or formerly?



if you mean formerly it's ironic on some level.
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[Feb 8,2007 10:49pm - AUTOPSY_666 ""]
Ha!
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[Feb 8,2007 11:10pm - dertoxia ""]
it could have been a very formal learning disorder. Maybe he liked to dress up in full suits and go to fancy dinner parties but just couldn't understand that damn trigonometry.
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[Feb 8,2007 11:14pm - powerkok ""]
Conquer The Baphomet is absolutely normal, and smart.
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[Feb 8,2007 11:15pm - RichHorrorNLI  ""]
I am sober.
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[Feb 8,2007 11:18pm - W3 nli  ""]
im actually black.
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[Feb 8,2007 11:45pm - pam ""]
Ken Carnation has a cock ring.
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[Feb 8,2007 11:45pm - pam ""]
The Rev has nipple rings
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[Feb 8,2007 11:45pm - pam ""]
wait...those are facts.
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[Feb 8,2007 11:47pm - dreadkill ""]
pam has a huge cock
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[Feb 8,2007 11:49pm - pam ""]
also fact.
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[Feb 8,2007 11:53pm - RichHorrorNLI  ""]
Pam looks exactly like she does in pictures.
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[Feb 8,2007 11:59pm - the_reverend ""]
pam is posting an awful lot in this thread. that reminds me, until age 9 Rich's name was Pam.
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[Feb 9,2007 12:00am - the_reverend ""]
oh and not only did joe n/c have sex, but he also got married. MSD aslo had sex with a girl over the age of 13 and he didn't even have to use candy at all.
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[Feb 9,2007 12:02am - RichHorror ""]
Aaron has good taste in music and never plays shitty music on his radio show.
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[Feb 9,2007 12:03am - Anthony ""]
Pepelis takes loads. dudeloads.
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[Feb 9,2007 12:04am - RichHorror ""]
Anthony, you were supposed to start a rumor about someone. Not state facts.
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[Feb 9,2007 12:08am - the_reverend ""]
rich can cum with out his toe in his ass.
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[Feb 9,2007 12:12am - the_reverend ""]
when I met carina, she was actually working a pole in a strip club in toronto for a rich japanese couple. I asked if she wanted to work my pole. she blushed and followed me back to the states. I guess the answer to my question was "yes!" and some times "oh god, yes!"
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[Feb 9,2007 12:13am - RichHorror ""]
But mostly 'I could have a dollar?'.
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[Feb 9,2007 12:24am - Dankill  ""]
Keith can divide by zero
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[Feb 9,2007 12:25am - RichHorror ""]
Dan White is liked and respected by anyone.
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[Feb 9,2007 12:45am - Samantha ""]
The pictures I took on New Year's Eve could start enough rumors to keep this thread going for at least a week. One person took to cross-dressing and wearing salsa on his nipples that night.
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[Feb 9,2007 1:36am - ConquerTheBaphomet ""]
brian_dc said:ConquerTheBaphomet said:Dwyer formally had a learning disability.


do you mean formally or formerly?



if you mean formerly it's ironic on some level.



Wow, I totally spaced out and I'm usually a grammar nazi as well.

Formerly.
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[Feb 9,2007 1:48am - Dwellingsickness ""]
Rumor has it that The Rev and Carina are all talk, They don't engage in as much sex as one is led to believe
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[Feb 9,2007 1:50am - Niccolai ""]
Whenever RichHorror is sick, he fingers his asshole while he throws up.
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[Feb 9,2007 2:10am - the_reverend ""]
you may joke about certain members of this site loving fried chicken, but there is only one member who "loves" chicken.
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[Feb 9,2007 2:23am - Joshtruction ""]
Joe Christianni is xmikex's alter ego...
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[Feb 9,2007 6:22am - deadlikemurf ""]
hooker paints dood noodz
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[Feb 9,2007 10:27am - NEFAC  ""]
The PANZERBASTARD assholes do alot of drugs.
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[Feb 9,2007 10:32am - Yeti ""]
Joe Christianni hates Sacreligion.
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[Feb 9,2007 10:33am - SteveOTB ""]
I hear SteveOTB gives himself head.
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[Feb 9,2007 10:42am - xmikex ""]
Joe Christianni pees standing up.
Josh Conrad was almost cast as Brian Dennehy's role in Tommy Boy
Girls are really smart when it comes to music, and life
Lots of people are gonna go see my band tonight
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[Feb 9,2007 11:28am - atthehaunted ""]
Josh Conrad plays the skin flute
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[Feb 9,2007 11:37am - joe cacabooty  ""]
xmikex was seen coming out of Amazing Bookstore dressed as a young James Tiberius Kirk and completely covered in jism...
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[Feb 9,2007 11:44am - xmikex ""]
is that that Nickelodeon foam gak stuff from back in the day?
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[Feb 9,2007 12:13pm - JimKirk  ""]
KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!
KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!
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[Feb 9,2007 12:37pm - Yeti ""]
xmikex said:is that that Nickelodeon foam gak stuff from back in the day?


it looks more like Floam.
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[Feb 9,2007 12:42pm - FuckIsMySignature ""]
passerby is welcome to post on this board.
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[Feb 9,2007 1:49pm - pam ""]
Powerkok killed Anna Nicole Smith.
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[Feb 9,2007 2:12pm - xmikex ""]
Anna Nicole Smith's death was a tragedy.
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[Feb 9,2007 3:44pm - dyingmuse ""]
Aarron has AIDS
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[Feb 9,2007 3:56pm - FuckIsMySignature ""]
RichHorror geneticly engineered a new STD to get back at the Rev for not having IWEIPH play on his show.
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[Feb 9,2007 4:08pm - dyingmuse ""]
ha ha ha!
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[Feb 9,2007 5:23pm - anonymous  ""]
dertoxia said:it could have been a very formal learning disorder. Maybe he liked to dress up in full suits and go to fancy dinner parties but just couldn't understand that damn trigonometry.


:skull::skull::skull::skull:
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[Feb 9,2007 5:29pm - Murph ""]
Mark Richards's OCD and apparent inability to control his will force him to spend 25 minutes screaming "It'sa ME!" into a bathroom mirror before he can leave the house.

who's gettin ripped tonight?
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[Feb 10,2007 8:31pm - Kinslayer  ""]
NEFAC said:The PANZERBASTARD assholes do alot of drugs.


Blasphemy!!!
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[Feb 10,2007 8:41pm - Hoser ""]
CHAWMP!
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[Feb 10,2007 9:10pm - anonymous  ""]
Ryan_M is a lame-o dumb ass piece of shit. I'm going to kick his ass when I see him.
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[Feb 10,2007 9:12pm - Ryan_M ""]
anonymous said:Ryan_M is a lame-o dumb ass piece of shit. I'm going to kick his ass when I see him.


FUCK YOU NIGGER!!! FUCK YOU!!!! I'LL FUCKIN KILL YOU!!!! GO KILL YOURSELF ASSHOLE!!! FUCK YOU!!!!!! I HOPE YOU GET A.I.D.S!!!! FUUCCCKKK YOOOOUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
:krusty:
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[Feb 10,2007 10:37pm - powerkok ""]
pam said:Powerkok killed Anna Nicole Smith.


.....She didnt listen.
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[Feb 11,2007 11:29am - thegreatspaldino ""]
Carina drank tinkle water ;)
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[Feb 11,2007 2:30pm - Shannon(sober)  ""]
Upon leaving Ralph's on friday night,I had to stop at a local gas station. There I witnessed Anthony a.k.a the only surviving member of Coffin birth getting head from someone who resembled a prostitute that once gave crazy Dan head when he was 14yrs old. I tapped on the window just to make sure he wasn't getting taken advantage of and this 40 something yr old chick asks me to hand her a napkin,actually a paper towel. Weird. This kid definitly has a milf addiction! This has absolutly nothing to do with the above mentioned,but I also heard that Anthony is a love child from one of the dudes in Krisiun.
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[Feb 12,2007 1:28am - NIGGER ""]
Ryan_M said:FUCK YOU NIGGER!!!


What the hell did I do?

Rumor: Every band on this board praised as the best ever goes on to a long happy career, not just 2 mos of relatively tepid fame and then obscurity.

Rilly. Honest. For sure.
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[Feb 12,2007 8:02am - anonymous  ""]
Rumor #1: New England Metalheads will start holding local bands to exceptionally high standards, and will commence a stringient campaign of brutal honesty towards any band who fails to meet those standards. Shunned acts will accept gracious criticism and respond by working harder.

Rumor #2: Bands will stop paying for stage time. Instead, they will rely on the strength of their releases and following to secure gigs at the venue or promoter's expense.

Rumor #3: Assholes will stop posting annonymously on Return to the Pit and will offer their cell phone numbers to continue any discussions raised by their comments.

Rumor #4: MySpace is cool.

Rumor #5: Younger Metalheads (27 and under) will stop being such fucking queers. New England will then immediately regain it's notoriety as being home to the loudest, smelliest, rowdiest, drunkest Metalheads in North America.
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[Feb 12,2007 8:09am - the_reverend ""]
priceless...
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[Feb 12,2007 8:33am - deadlikemurf ""]
anonymous said:

Rumor #3: Assholes will stop posting annonymously on Return to the Pit and will offer their cell phone numbers to continue any discussions raised by their comments.




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[Feb 12,2007 9:12am - FuckIsMySignature ""]
Posters in this thread do not have alterior motives when making up rumors.
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[Feb 12,2007 9:13am - RichHorror ""]
NIGGER said:Rumor: Every band on this board praised as the best ever goes on to a long happy career, not just 2 mos of relatively tepid fame and then obscurity.

Rilly. Honest. For sure.



hahahaha, a masterpiece.
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[Feb 12,2007 9:31am - xmikex ""]
I value and respect at least 7% of the opions represented on RTTP
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[Aug 27,2007 3:12am - niccolai ""]
Mike Shea is a terrible lover.
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[Aug 27,2007 8:19pm - NIGGER ""]
Ryan_M said:anonymous said:Ryan_M is a lame-o dumb ass piece of shit. I'm going to kick his ass when I see him.


FUCK YOU NIGGER!!! FUCK YOU!!!! I'LL FUCKIN KILL YOU!!!! GO KILL YOURSELF ASSHOLE!!! FUCK YOU!!!!!! I HOPE YOU GET A.I.D.S!!!! FUUCCCKKK YOOOOUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
:krusty:



WHITE PEOPLE ARE RACIST
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[Aug 27,2007 8:30pm - archaeon ""]
nigger is really an oreo
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[Aug 27,2007 8:36pm - hung_to_bleed ""]


>hung_to_bleed's opinion is regarded as biblical and all knowing/all powerfull....<


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[Aug 27,2007 8:44pm - yummy ""]
hung to bleed is a closet fag. oh wait...rumors are supposed to be false.
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[Aug 27,2007 8:46pm - hung_to_bleed ""]
hahahahaaha


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[Aug 27,2007 8:47pm - hung_to_bleed ""]
if that's the case....


yummy doesn't love to fetch and take it up the pooper...
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[Aug 27,2007 9:07pm - al franken  ""]
hung to bleed is a terrorist
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[Aug 27,2007 10:18pm - titsmagee ""]
i dont shit my pants
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[Aug 27,2007 10:20pm - hung_to_bleed ""]
al franken said:hung to bleed is a terrorist


I dress like this daily:

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[Aug 28,2007 12:06am - DaveFromTheGrave ""]
when hung to bleed dips into the peanut butter, he goes in cock-first.
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[Aug 28,2007 5:17am - secthammer  ""]
the rev is responsible for the terrorists winning

Also, if you take a picture of him, he doesn't show up, Moloch doesn't allow the rev to appear in photos as it steals part of his soul

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