OK vegetarians....
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[Feb 12,2007 1:02am - Hoser ""]
I am eating a veggie burger right now because my veggie retard friend left some here....and the survey says...??!!
THEY SUCK! You fucking morons...eat meat already....gardenburgers suck hot gay male cock.
[Feb 12,2007 1:04am - Hoser ""]
Ketchup and mustard can't even cover up this putrid...whiny...ooh I hate to hurt animals taste...
America is failing because of the feminization of man. The same man that eats these wretched fag burgers!!! ROT IN HELL VEGGIE FAGS!!!
I AM PISSED....AND NOW I'M HUNGRY!!
[Feb 12,2007 1:20am - miscegenator ""]
Suck cock instead. More protein there.
[Feb 12,2007 1:53am - the Protagonist ""]
thats because Garden Burgers BLOW...try "Gimme Lean"..you actually have to form it like a real burger...throws some cheese,onions and ketchup on them shits...and i bet you its the closest you can get to the real thing. Of course...
you can always felch on cows ass...
[Feb 12,2007 1:57am - Niccolai ""]
I'm not a vegetarian, but I try and avoid eating beef when possible.
has anyone else tried turkey/chicken burgers?
They have replaced beef in my house entirely.
They don't taste like beef that much, but they taste damn good. it's almost like a slightly sweet beef.
[Feb 12,2007 2:29am - sxealex ""]
poultry smells like armpits to me....
[Feb 12,2007 2:31am - sxealex ""]
ps. i agree on the garden burgers being weak... i think peta is fucking crazy... but im vegan nonetheless.
[Feb 12,2007 4:09am - thegreatspaldino ""]
miscegenator said:Suck cock instead. More protein there.
too bad the human body doesnt process the protein found in semen.
[Feb 12,2007 6:24am - Murph nli ""]
miscegenator said:Suck cock instead. More protein there.
and semen for the most part is actually carbohydrate...there isnt much protein
[Feb 12,2007 8:19am - the_reverend ""]
shut up you two. semen is great for your girl's skin and mood when swallowed.
garden burgers do suck. gimme lean is awesome as well as all the Qorn products. the Qorn (not vegan) cheese cutlets are amazing.
[Feb 12,2007 8:51am - ~carina~ ""]
Quorn is awesome
and people fuck off!!!
to each his own. you don't like it, then don't eat it
[Feb 12,2007 8:57am - hungtableed ""]
Hoser said:
America is failing because of the feminization of man. The same man that eats these wretched fag burgers!!! ROT IN HELL VEGGIE FAGS!!!
amen. The feminization of our culture will be at our own peril.
Also, they're the same fags that wear pink shirts and cry about the U.S. bombing our enemies because they think war has never solved anything.
I think I just may have some bacon tonight
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[Feb 12,2007 8:59am - yummy ""]
right on Carina. I never give people a hard time about eating meat but I am constantly getting the criticism. Love how that works. As if I am going all day long wishing for a USDA NY sirloin.
[Feb 12,2007 9:07am - FuckIsMySignature ""]
Corn > Quorn + Korn.
wrap your brain around that one why dont ya.
[Feb 12,2007 9:14am - ~carina~ ""]
Feb 12,2007 8:59am - yummy]
right on Carina. I never give people a hard time about eating meat but I am constantly getting the criticism. Love how that works. As if I am going all day long wishing for a USDA NY sirloin.
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exactly! If people want to eat meat then they should and vegetarian's shouldn't give them a hard time either.
ps: this thread is lame hoser...and if you search on these types of threads you've already said it...give it a rest..
[Feb 12,2007 9:17am - the_reverend ""]
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[Feb 12,2007 9:20am - Granny_Monster ""]
I stopped eating beef and pork just over the summer and I'm feeling healthier than I have in ages. I'm gonna try to cut down on poultry and fish, as well.
Fuck all y'all!
[Feb 12,2007 9:24am - Lamp ""]
I haven't eaten any meat in a week and I'm actually getting a good variety on the food that I eat as opposed to dining on fast food and microwave dinners. But hey, not stuffing a big piece of meat in between a bun and shoving it in my mouth makes me gay, right?
[Feb 12,2007 9:30am - RichHorror ""]
I only like eating things that died screaming in mind-searing pain on a killing room floor.
[Feb 12,2007 9:37am - aeser ""]
man you guys are TUFF!
[Feb 12,2007 9:39am - Lamp ""]
RichHorror said:I only like eating things that died screaming in mind-searing pain on a killing room floor.
WE SCREAM FOR THOSE WHO CANNOT SCREAM FOR THEMSELVES
[Feb 12,2007 9:41am - RichHorror ""]
And then I eat the screamers.
[Feb 12,2007 9:42am - Rhys ""]
Try the Boca chick'n nuggets. I cover them in bbq sauce and i can't even tell the difference.
[Feb 12,2007 9:45am - Rhys ""]
the best thing to do if you're a vegetarian is to not try to eat all the stuff that is supposed to resemble meat. just eat regular food minus the meat
[Feb 12,2007 9:47am - Lamp ""]
I went to this Chinese buffet place last night, there's no way it's authentic or anything but usually when I go there I gorge on the fried dumplings or various types of chicken, this time around I tried some wonton, some sauteed mushrooms...I think the stuffed ones had fish in them though. That's some good eating.
[Feb 12,2007 10:01am - ZJD ""]
How exactly is not eating meat feminization? Because women don't eat meat? I fucking hate when meat eaters complain about vegetarians/vegans like it's ruining their lives to live on the same planet with people who don't eat dead fucking bodies. Some people just don't dig on dead body.
Also, if you think gardenburgers and all that fake meat shit is all veggies ever eat because all you eat is real meat, then you are an idiot, and if you actually do eat a variety of foods, then what are you complaining about?
[Feb 12,2007 10:03am - Granny_Monster ""]
Rhys said:the best thing to do if you're a vegetarian is to not try to eat all the stuff that is supposed to resemble meat. just eat regular food minus the meat
Fake meat products are generally pretty pricey, too.
[Feb 12,2007 10:17am - aeser ""]
Rhys said:the best thing to do if you're a vegetarian is to not try to eat all the stuff that is supposed to resemble meat. just eat regular food minus the meat
how about the best thing to do is eat whatever the fuck you feel like eating and not give a shit what other people eat. you don't have to eat what they eat. relax.
[Feb 12,2007 10:26am - Ryan_M ""]
ZJD said:Some people just don't dig on dead body.
I dig on dead body.
[Feb 12,2007 11:56am - demondave ""]
The anti-vegitarians are vitrolic. They dislike the tinges of guilt they feel, because they know how horribly animals are treated.
I eat meat, but I never had difficulty with vegitarians. I've always been annoyed at the people that bash vegitarians, and use the argument of how pissed they were that one time they challenged a vegan and got into an argument. Afterwards all vegans were somehow out to to get him.....
[Feb 12,2007 12:05pm - Anthony ""]
hahahaha
the feminization of man? what the fuck are you talking about? not everybody's sense of manhood is intimately tied to consuming gluttonous portions of dead pig and cow.
[Feb 12,2007 12:13pm - powerkok ""]
I have 8 lbs of Outback prime rib in my fridge.
MMMMMMMMM.
[Feb 12,2007 12:36pm - c.dEAD ""]
"America is failing because of the feminization of man. The same man that eats these wretched fag burgers!!! ROT IN HELL VEGGIE FAGS!!! "
"THEY SUCK! You fucking morons...eat meat already....gardenburgers suck hot gay male cock.
God that cracked me up. Why is everyone who doesnt eat meat so fucking touchy about this? He's joking for holy anus sake. Can't you just laugh at it? it was funny.
[Feb 12,2007 1:10pm - ariavette ""]
Niccolai said:I'm not a vegetarian, but I try and avoid eating beef when possible.
has anyone else tried turkey/chicken burgers?
They have replaced beef in my house entirely.
They don't taste like beef that much, but they taste damn good. it's almost like a slightly sweet beef.
i eat turkey burgers pretty regularly .. not bad.. i completely cover mine in garlic and onions and other spicey things that make it taste better.. but... honestly pretty good...
[Feb 12,2007 1:19pm - ariavette ""]
as far as this whole vegetarian debate... it is ones own personal decision.. it might be b/c they want to be healthier.. it might be b/c they need to for health reasons.. or they might just not like eating animals...
i really dont think it has anything to do with being manly or not.. if i saw two guys sitting at a table... one with a salad and one with a steak...
i would not think twice about it...
my sister , who i live with is a vegetarian and it doesn't bother me one bit...
yes.. it is in our nature to consume meat... but it is also in our nature to over consume it and turn into a bunch of large couch sitting fat asses...
[Feb 12,2007 1:43pm - the_reverend ""]
I've seen a lot of people putting meat in their mouths... typically whorez in pronz.
when ever I hear a dood talking about eating meat, I have to giggle thinking that he wasn't to take on a juicy cock.
[Feb 12,2007 1:52pm - Jonah at home ""]
Tofurky rules hardcore
[Feb 12,2007 2:06pm - Hoser ""]
I was kidding. I had had wayyyyyy too many to drink and was totally pissed off at how fucking gross that veggie burger was. It really tasted awful, and I was starving.
and Carina, I have said it a million times how vegetarians annoy me. Most vegetarians annoy me because they wear it like it's some sort of moral armband. They make sure that everyone knows how different they are, when the fact is that nobody gives a shit.
I also feel like the scene on this board is that if you aren't vegetarian and don't hate Republicans that you aren't tr00. I could honestly give a shit what your diet consists of or how you vote. I like everyone equally. I love hitting the large exposed nerves that you all carry on your shoulders. It amazes me how you all make this huge effort to be different with your diets, and your politics and come off like you are some fucking moral geniuses. Fact of the matter is that you're all sheep to the same diets, politics, and music as everyone else on the board.
I just enjoy pointing out that I hate vegetarian diets, liberals, and grindcore. I point it out because I like to shove my ideals down everyone's throats just as they shove their "animals feel pain" morality and Republican's don't value human life bullshit down my throat.
Bottom line is, I like you all, but enjoy watching you all shit bricks when I wear my meateater armband and shove my ideals down your throats. It's just my way at firing back. Forgive me for sounding like an asshole but I am writing this without angst. You are all entitled to your opinion as I am mine. It's just that everytime I voice mine....I get attacked by half of the board, and they call me the sheep. Who's the sheep here?
Anyway...I'm ranting now so I better get back to work. I'm sorry if I've brought any of you to tears. Your self-esteem will heal in time.
[Feb 12,2007 2:07pm - Hoser ""]
BTW, that wasn't really directed at you Carina......I just happened to keep typing well beyond what I was saying to you.
[Feb 12,2007 2:40pm - pam ""]
Feminization? Almost EVERY vegan/vegetarian I know is male. All my girlfriends loooooove the meat.
[Feb 12,2007 3:31pm - ariavette ""]
the_reverend said:I've seen a lot of people putting meat in their mouths... typically whorez in pronz.
when ever I hear a dood talking about eating meat, I have to giggle thinking that he wasn't to take on a juicy cock.
haha... their is a sign at my fav. restaurant that says MEAT MARKET in huge letters.. makes me laugh everytime...
[Feb 12,2007 3:48pm - Hoser ""]
That's more or less what I mean, Pam. Guys that won't eat meat?! The same guys with horrible piercings all over themselves, wearing girl pants and acting like they have feelings...ewwwwww.
[Feb 12,2007 4:02pm - Lamp ""]
Hoser, you're really good at putting words in peoples mouths. I don't recall any threads on this message board where people brought up that they were vegetarian for no reason, never mind seen any threads where people called other people assholes and morons for eating meat. I'm actually seeing some people in this thread I had no idea didn't eat meat. We're all sheep, maybe people with these types of political views all join together on this message board because they actually agree with each other and not because they're sheep who will believe anything? And according to who's sitting in the White House right now, people with the political views you bash and call sheep are a minority. You're just saying you were kidding with your posts to cover your own ass so you don't look bad. You're a fucking pussy who doesn't take the time to observe the world.
[Feb 12,2007 4:04pm - powerkok ""]
Well then, only one way to settle this:
Fisticuffs.
Dukes to the death.
[Feb 12,2007 4:11pm - BobNOMAAMRooney nli ""]
THIS SATURDAY IN THE OCTAGON: RTTP #1
Norwood Regional Lightweight Title
Joe Christiani vs. xmikex
Open Weight Veggieburger Challenge
Lamp vs. Hoser
The Most Vicious Beating You Will Ever See In Your Entire Life
Fedor Emelianenko vs. Radical Dirt Biker
[Feb 12,2007 4:14pm - Lamp ""]
Maybe I'd think this is funny if I thought hoser was kidding, but after seeing countless threads like this, I don't think he is. Being drunk isn't any excuse either, when you're drunk enough that's when your true colors show...
[Feb 12,2007 4:22pm - powerkok ""]
Wow, you sound like an almanac.
[Feb 12,2007 4:23pm - powerkok ""]
btw....nice card, Bob.
[Feb 12,2007 4:23pm - powerkok ""]
I pick Fedor, but I hear RDB has great sprawl.
[Feb 12,2007 4:26pm - Lamp ""]
powerkok said:Wow, you sound like an almanac.
Haha, did you inadvertently tell me I sound smart enough to write a book?