Worst pick up lines in the world[views:5203][posts:23]_______________________________________ [Feb 13,2007 12:05pm - the_reverend ""] 1) Did you fart, cause you blew me away. 2) Are your parents retarded, 'cause you sure are special. 3) My Love for you is like diarrhea ... I can't hold it in. 4) Do you have a library card, 'cause I'd like to sign you out. 5) Is there a mirror in your pants? Because I can see myself in them. 6) If you and I were Squirrels, I'd store my nuts in your hole. 7) You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away. 8) Man - "Fat Penguin!" Woman - "WHAT?" Man - "I just wanted to say something that would break the ice." 9) I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your bed-rock. 10) I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room. 11) Your eyes are as blue as window cleaner. 12) If you're going to regret this in the morning, we can sleep until the afternoon. 13) Your face reminds me of a wrench, every time I think of it my nuts tighten up. 14) You are so beautiful that I want to be reincarnated as your child so that I can be breast fed by you til I'm 20..... |
| _________________________________________ [Feb 13,2007 12:08pm - RichHorrorNLI ""] 15) Hi, I'm Rich. |
| _________________________________________ [Feb 13,2007 12:17pm - Granny_Monster ""] The other night at the Bullpen I was offering people the cupcakes that I brought. I asked one guy if he wanted a cupcake and he said "Are you the cupcake?" to which I firmly replied no. He said in that case, no, he would not like one. Yeah. Didn't work. |
| _____________________________________ [Feb 13,2007 12:31pm - anonymous ""] "Hi, I'm Scott from Zircon." |
| ____________________________________ [Feb 13,2007 12:34pm - Dissector ""] Any word that comes out of Tyler's mouth. |
| _____________________________________ [Feb 13,2007 12:48pm - RichHorror ""] Dissector said:Any word that comes out of Tyler's mouth. I've seen it, it's true. |
| __________________________________ [Feb 13,2007 12:50pm - W3 nli ""] i hear getting drunk and screaming across the bar you wanna fuck your waitress doesnt help either. weird. |
| _____________________________________ [Feb 13,2007 12:51pm - RichHorror ""] Yet oddly it does get your friend laid. |
| ____________________________________ [Feb 13,2007 12:51pm - Dissector ""] RichHorror said:Dissector said:Any word that comes out of Tyler's mouth. I've seen it, it's true. Whenever Tyler talks to another human being we pretend we don't know him, even when he's sitting at the table with us. |
| __________________________________ [Feb 13,2007 12:52pm - W3 nli ""] RichHorror said:Yet oddly it does get your friend laid. you tell lies of a thousand lying liars |
| _____________________________________ [Feb 13,2007 12:52pm - RichHorror ""] I like to get offended like he's some random dude who rudely sat at my table, and get flustered and storm away. |
| _____________________________________ [Feb 13,2007 12:53pm - RichHorror ""] W3 nli said:RichHorror said:Yet oddly it does get your friend laid. you tell lies of a thousand lying liars If you scream across the bar threats of killing her if she doesn't fuck your friend, it does indeed work. |
| _______________________________________ [Feb 13,2007 12:54pm - atthehaunted ""] If ur mom was as hot as u I'd like to make u 2 the bread and me the meat |
| _________________________________ [Feb 13,2007 1:01pm - W3 nli ""] RichHorror said:W3 nli said:RichHorror said:Yet oddly it does get your friend laid. you tell lies of a thousand lying liars If you scream across the bar threats of killing her if she doesn't fuck your friend, it does indeed work. i was there, it happens. she's so affraid of you, theyre getting married. RICH HORROR WORKS MAGIC. |
| ______________________________________ [Feb 13,2007 1:03pm - shatteredliz ""] Best one I've ever gotten- "Damn Liz, you're so much hotter on crutches than you ever were without them." |
| ____________________________________ [Feb 13,2007 1:06pm - RichHorror ""] shatteredliz said:Best one I've ever gotten- "Damn Liz, you're so much hotter on crutches than you ever were without them." That's because you can't escape as easily. |
| ______________________________________ [Feb 13,2007 1:10pm - shatteredliz ""] Oooh, here's another one: Random guy on the subway - Your eyes are so pretty. Are they blue or green? Me - It's 5 in the morning, my eyes are red. Random guy on the subway - Oh, well they're pretty. |
| __________________________________ [Feb 13,2007 1:15pm - SteveOTB ""] "Hi I'm Steve from Of The Betrayed now bounce on my cock". |
| ___________________________________ [Feb 13,2007 1:19pm - ariavette ""] the_reverend said:1) Did you fart, cause you blew me away. 2) Are your parents retarded, 'cause you sure are special. 3) My Love for you is like diarrhea ... I can't hold it in. 4) Do you have a library card, 'cause I'd like to sign you out. 5) Is there a mirror in your pants? Because I can see myself in them. 6) If you and I were Squirrels, I'd store my nuts in your hole. 7) You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away. 8) Man - "Fat Penguin!" Woman - "WHAT?" Man - "I just wanted to say something that would break the ice." 9) I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your bed-rock. 10) I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room. 11) Your eyes are as blue as window cleaner. 12) If you're going to regret this in the morning, we can sleep until the afternoon. 13) Your face reminds me of a wrench, every time I think of it my nuts tighten up. 14) You are so beautiful that I want to be reincarnated as your child so that I can be breast fed by you til I'm 20..... haha # 6 is great |
| ________________________________ [Feb 13,2007 2:15pm - xmikex ""] *sticks gun in her back* GET IN THE TRUNK! I'M NOT FUCKING PLAYIN GET IN THE GODDAMN TRUNK! oh wait, did you say worst picking lines? |
| ______________________________________________ [Feb 13,2007 2:20pm - BobNOMAAMRooney nli ""] Me: Oh hey look over there Cum Dumpster: What's over there? Me: (Puts roofie in CD's drink) Nothing, you missed it. |
| __________________________________ [Feb 13,2007 2:31pm - powerkok ""] 'You gotta piss sometime....' |
| ____________________________________ [Feb 13,2007 2:35pm - anonymous ""] "is this a pimple or a boil?" |
| _____________________________________________________ [Feb 13,2007 3:00pm - atthehaunted to lazy to LI ""] Don't worry little one, that is candy sticking out of my zipper |