News Radio quotes and appreciation thread[views:2236][posts:36]________________________________ [Feb 15,2007 9:07am - xmikex ""] all the love for Joe Rogan has inspired me. I'll fill this whole thread up all day long if I have to: - A bridge? Nobody ever says anything good about a bridge. It's always 'Traffic was backed up today on the Jimmy James' or 'Some nutjob decided to jump off the Jimmy James' or 'I was driving on the Jimmy James while my wife was in bed with my best friend!' - Well in all fairness sir, that last one could have happened anywhere. - But it didn't did it, it happened ON THE JIMMY JAMES! |
| ________________________________ [Feb 15,2007 9:13am - xmikex ""] Jimmy: I don't know Lisa, there's a lot to a name. I used to own a dishwashing detergent, "Dandy Clean". It had the name that everyone knew and trusted, and it always sold really well. Then that whole break-dancing fad hit, and my advisers told me to change the name to stay hip. The company went under in less than a year. Lisa: What did you change the name to, sir? Jimmy: Break-dancing Detergent. |
| ______________________________________ [Feb 15,2007 9:13am - hungtableed ""] "I'm so angry I want to bite the steel on the microphone" - Michael Savage "are you a sodomite? oh you are, why don't you get AIDS and die - go choke on a sausage - get trichinosis!". - Michael Savage |
| ______________________________________ [Feb 15,2007 9:19am - the_reverend ""] the worst was when phil hartman die and they got that potato to fill in. |
| _________________________________ [Feb 15,2007 9:20am - W3 nli ""] the_reverend said:the worst was when phil hartman die and they got that potato to fill in. never speak of him that way. he will always be known as the critic. |
| ___________________________________________ [Feb 15,2007 9:24am - FuckIsMySignature ""] i used to get the NewsRadio theme song stuck in my head all the time... now is one of those times. damnit. |
| ______________________________________ [Feb 15,2007 9:52am - the_reverend ""] why the he is there a michael savage quote in this thread? it makes me especially sad since I am a sodomite. |
| _______________________________ [Feb 15,2007 10:32am - Yeti ""] this show was great, do they show reruns anywhere? |
| ____________________________________ [Feb 15,2007 10:40am - ariavette ""] Yeti said:this show was great, do they show reruns anywhere? yeah they are on.. umm.. maybe UPN I think... usually during the day though so unless you stay home from work wont be able to see it.. |
| _______________________________________ [Feb 15,2007 10:44am - the_reverend ""] TBS |
| _______________________________________ [Feb 15,2007 10:45am - the_reverend ""] Bill: Alright the chair costs $2000. So you have give me $1200. Matthew: No, half of $2000 is $1000. Bill: I think you need to get yourself a calculator my friend. |
| _______________________________________ [Feb 15,2007 10:47am - the_reverend ""] Bill: "How come no one thinks I'm funny?" Lisa: "How come no one thinks I'm female?" Bill: "We're misunderstood, I suppose. That's why guys like you and me gotta hang together." |
| _______________________________________ [Feb 15,2007 10:47am - the_reverend ""] "Are you challenging my constitutional right to make nude phone calls?" |
| _______________________________________ [Feb 15,2007 10:48am - the_reverend ""] Matthew: "In fact in Japan they've got all kinds of different things to eat." Bill: "Yeah, I know Matthew it's called Chinese food. Now shut up." |
| _______________________________________ [Feb 15,2007 10:48am - the_reverend ""] BILL: "Knock Knock" DAVE: "Who's there?" BILL: "Bill McNeal" DAVE: "Bill McNeal who?" BILL: "That's really all I have so far." |
| ____________________________________________ [Feb 15,2007 10:49am - FuckIsMySignature ""] my favorite episode was the one where Matthew and Joe and try to get the cup off the flourencent light fixture...hilarious circumstances ensue! |
| _______________________________________ [Feb 15,2007 10:49am - the_reverend ""] Mr. James: "Dave, whenever I have a bee in my bonnet... I find it helps to take my hat off." Dave: "Meaning...?" Mr. James: "Meaning I take my hat off, the bee flies out... do I need to draw you a picture?" |
| __________________________________________ [Feb 15,2007 10:51am - babyshaker nli ""] i dont know the exact lines but i love the episode where there thinkin of sellin the station so bill keeps doing that spanish commentator voice |
| _________________________________ [Feb 15,2007 11:37am - xmikex ""] Dave: Bill hasn't anyone ever told you 'When life gives you lemons make lemonade'? Bill: Well Dave, hasn't anyone ever told you "When life gives you lemons make lemonade and throw it in the face of the person who gave you the lemons until they give you the oranges you asked for in the first place" |
| _________________________________ [Feb 15,2007 11:39am - xmikex ""] Jimmy: I feel like I'm under seige here. I'm like Steven Segal in... what was the name of that movie? Dave: Under Seige? Jimmy: No. Lisa: Under Seige 2? Jimmy: No! Lisa: Under Seige 3? Jimmy: Yeah, that's the one. Dave: Sir, I don't think there was an Under Seige 3 Jimmy: Yeah but you get the point I'm trying to make here. |
| __________________________________________ [Feb 15,2007 11:40am - animal_rampage ""] kis nizel mie dils nufus |
| _________________________________ [Feb 15,2007 11:44am - xmikex ""] Did you know Beth was named after a KISS song? |
| ___________________________________ [Feb 15,2007 12:09pm - brian_dc ""] go to the other Joe Rogan thread for a download of Louis CK's "Shameless" it's not newsradio related, but do it. |
| ________________________________ [Feb 16,2007 8:28am - xmikex ""] Bill: I'll never forget what my mother told me after I was cut from the football team. She said "Well Central High may have lost a fullback but the McNeil's have gained a daughter." Oh the times we had. |
| ________________________________ [Feb 16,2007 8:29am - xmikex ""] the_reverend said:Mr. James: "Dave, whenever I have a bee in my bonnet... I find it helps to take my hat off." Dave: "Meaning...?" Mr. James: "Meaning I take my hat off, the bee flies out... do I need to draw you a picture?" "This isn't one of those stories where the guy turns out to be Nixon is it?" |
| ______________________________________________________ [Feb 16,2007 9:26am - TheHawthorneEffectKevin_nli ""] I was a big fan of the one where Bill tried to quit smoking: Dave: I just didn't realize the Patch had side effects. Bill: And I didn't know you're only supposed to wear one at a time. Dave: How many did you have on, Bill? Bill: Fifteen, sixteen. Had 'em going around my waist like a little belt. |
| _____________________________________ [Feb 16,2007 9:44am - Josh_Martin ""] "Honey, what are you doing with that gun? OH MY GOD!! AGGGHHHHH!!" Phil Hartman, 1998 |
| _________________________________________ [Feb 16,2007 9:46am - SacreligionNLI ""] ^^ truly the forefront of all that is controversial and funny |
| __________________________________ [Feb 16,2007 9:49am - brian_dc ""] yeah man...topical humor is the bee's knees |
| _________________________________________ [Feb 16,2007 9:50am - SacreligionNLI ""] that's why the critic did so well |
| _________________________________________ [Feb 16,2007 9:51am - SacreligionNLI ""] just to clarify, i love the critic...it just didn't last because it was too smart and dated as shit |
| _____________________________________ [Feb 16,2007 9:55am - Josh_Martin ""] SacreligionNLI said:^^ truly the forefront of all that is controversial and funny Ironic coming from a Jon Lovitz fan. |
| __________________________________________ [Feb 16,2007 10:04am - SacreligionNLI ""] that isn't irony and i'm a CRITIC fan, not necessarily a lovitz fan |
| _________________________________ [Feb 16,2007 11:19am - xmikex ""] Josh_Martin said:"Honey, what are you doing with that gun? OH MY GOD!! AGGGHHHHH!!" Phil Hartman, 1998 cue SOD Ballad of Phil Hartman |
| ______________________________________ [Feb 16,2007 12:17pm - Josh_Martin ""] xmikex said:Josh_Martin said:"Honey, what are you doing with that gun? OH MY GOD!! AGGGHHHHH!!" Phil Hartman, 1998 cue SOD Ballad of Phil Hartman "Hi, this is Troy McClure" YOU'RE DEAD! |
| ____________________________________________________ [Feb 16,2007 1:48pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] super monkey death car |
| ______________________________________ [Feb 20,2007 1:29pm - the_reverend ""] Matthew:"Do you want to hear how it really happened?" Jimmy:"From you?... no." |