Who do you jerk off to?[views:9130][posts:59][poll! to vote:click here] to view:click here] ____________________________________ [Feb 16,2007 2:36pm - RichHorror ""] I crank it exclusively to people I know. Thank you, MySpace. If you're a broad and know me, guess what? Yeah, that's right. I was great. You loved it. |
| ________________________________________ [Feb 16,2007 2:37pm - Dissector NLI ""] People I know, since I'm able to convince most of my female friends to send me nudes. |
| ______________________________________ [Feb 16,2007 2:38pm - the_reverend ""] I thought this was going to have that picture of you. |
| ____________________________________ [Feb 16,2007 2:39pm - RichHorror ""] That's a given, Aaron. A given. |
| _____________________________ [Feb 16,2007 2:50pm - pam ""] hahah, this is a great poll. |
| ____________________________________ [Feb 16,2007 2:51pm - RichHorror ""] I'm pleased that everyone else is a creepy e-stalker too. |
| _________________________________________________ [Feb 16,2007 2:56pm - the_taste_of_cigarettes ""] rich horror, that's who |
| ____________________________________ [Feb 16,2007 2:57pm - RichHorror ""] Me and Nick jerk off to the same person. |
| ________________________________________ [Feb 16,2007 2:58pm - Dissector NLI ""] Hmmm, that raises another question. Have you ever jacked off to a picture of yourself? |
| _____________________________ [Feb 16,2007 2:59pm - pam ""] You're a weird dude. |
| ____________________________________ [Feb 16,2007 2:59pm - RichHorror ""] I honestly have. |
| ________________________________________ [Feb 16,2007 3:00pm - Dissector NLI ""] Am not. |
| ________________________________________ [Feb 16,2007 3:01pm - Granny_Monster ""] Do you write messages to chicks you just jerked off to? Explaining every part of what you just did and how they inspired you? Because the ladies love that stuff, apparently. |
| __________________________________________ [Feb 16,2007 3:01pm - largefreakatzero ""] If I don't have any explicit material (ie magazines, movies, pictures of horses, etc.) and I have to use my imagination, it's always to girls I know. |
| _____________________________ [Feb 16,2007 3:01pm - pam ""] Granny_Monster said:Do you write messages to chicks you just jerked off to? Explaining every part of what you just did and how they inspired you? Because the ladies love that stuff, apparently. HAH! |
| ____________________________________ [Feb 16,2007 3:02pm - RichHorror ""] No, they don't deserve to be feel that special. |
| _____________________________ [Feb 16,2007 3:03pm - pam ""] Only on RTTP will a person who jerks off to porn instead of their friends be considered an outsider. |
| ____________________________________ [Feb 16,2007 3:05pm - RichHorror ""] Cowmaximus (3:00:56 PM): I have in fact jerked off to mysel Cowmaximus (3:01:00 PM): -myself Giallo Grind (3:01:07 PM): Yeah, me too Cowmaximus (3:01:09 PM): But there was someone else in the picture Cowmaximus (3:01:18 PM): I bet there was no one else in yours Giallo Grind (3:01:39 PM): Well it wasn't like I was just jacking off to a picture of me and nothing else Giallo Grind (3:01:55 PM): I was scrolling through a bunch of pictures, and yeah I might have stopped at one of mine... Cowmaximus (3:03:57 PM): ha Giallo Grind (3:04:27 PM): And I've also jacked off to pictures of me getting blowjobs many many times Cowmaximus (3:04:35 PM): Well, yeah Giallo Grind (3:04:38 PM): haha Cowmaximus (3:04:40 PM): That's different Giallo Grind (3:04:43 PM): I know Giallo Grind (3:05:07 PM): I often times like to photoshop my dick in other pictures Cowmaximus (3:05:21 PM): hahahahaha Giallo Grind (3:05:27 PM): What the fuck's the matter with me? |
| ________________________________________ [Feb 16,2007 3:07pm - Granny_Monster ""] A lot. |
| ___________________________________________ [Feb 16,2007 3:08pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] Dissector NLI said:Hmmm, that raises another question. Have you ever jacked off to a picture of yourself? Thats what mirrors are for, dummy. |
| ________________________________________ [Feb 16,2007 3:08pm - Granny_Monster ""] ... but you're creative with it, so it's okay. |
| ________________________________________ [Feb 16,2007 3:08pm - Dissector NLI ""] RichHorror said:Cowmaximus (3:00:56 PM): I have in fact jerked off to mysel Cowmaximus (3:01:00 PM): -myself Giallo Grind (3:01:07 PM): Yeah, me too Cowmaximus (3:01:09 PM): But there was someone else in the picture Cowmaximus (3:01:18 PM): I bet there was no one else in yours Giallo Grind (3:01:39 PM): Well it wasn't like I was just jacking off to a picture of me and nothing else Giallo Grind (3:01:55 PM): I was scrolling through a bunch of pictures, and yeah I might have stopped at one of mine... Cowmaximus (3:03:57 PM): ha Giallo Grind (3:04:27 PM): And I've also jacked off to pictures of me getting blowjobs many many times Cowmaximus (3:04:35 PM): Well, yeah Giallo Grind (3:04:38 PM): haha Cowmaximus (3:04:40 PM): That's different Giallo Grind (3:04:43 PM): I know Giallo Grind (3:05:07 PM): I often times like to photoshop my dick in other pictures Cowmaximus (3:05:21 PM): hahahahaha Giallo Grind (3:05:27 PM): What the fuck's the matter with me? You all should try it. |
| ________________________________________ [Feb 16,2007 3:09pm - Dissector NLI ""] Granny_Monster said:A lot. A lot of what? |
| ____________________________________ [Feb 16,2007 3:10pm - RichHorror ""] She wants to bang you hard. |
| ________________________________________ [Feb 16,2007 3:11pm - Granny_Monster ""] Dissector NLI said:Granny_Monster said:A lot. A lot of what? There's a lot wrong with you. |
| ____________________________________ [Feb 16,2007 3:12pm - RichHorror ""] The 'a lot' means 'your donger not slamming inside my vajay'. |
| ________________________________________ [Feb 16,2007 3:12pm - Dissector NLI ""] Granny_Monster said:Dissector NLI said:Granny_Monster said:A lot. A lot of what? There's a lot wrong with you. Ooooh I get it now. : ( |
| ______________________________ [Feb 16,2007 3:15pm - Yeti ""] hahahaha every vote has been for "people you know". unless watching porn, its hard to think about people you dont know. |
| ____________________________________ [Feb 16,2007 3:18pm - RichHorror ""] Porn stars, actresses, etc. I can think of plenty people that I don't personally know. |
| ________________________________________ [Feb 16,2007 3:20pm - Dissector NLI ""] I never jack off to porn, nor do I watch porn. Or you could also jack off to pictures of celebreties and stuff like that. So there are plenty of ways to jack off to people you don't know. |
| ___________________________________ [Feb 16,2007 3:24pm - starmummy ""] Unlike you losers I actually get laid.................haha, just kidding. |
| ______________________________ [Feb 16,2007 3:26pm - Yeti ""] well yeah, but its more fun to think about people you know. |
| ______________________________ [Feb 16,2007 3:27pm - Yeti ""] and they have no idea |
| ___________________________________ [Feb 16,2007 3:28pm - ariavette ""] i would so much rather watch a porn |
| ___________________________________ [Feb 16,2007 3:28pm - starmummy ""] Yeti said:and they have no idea Am I on your list? |
| ______________________________ [Feb 16,2007 3:29pm - Yeti ""] no, i like things missing appendages, or with more than 4. |
| ________________________________________ [Feb 16,2007 3:33pm - Granny_Monster ""] Yeti said:no, i like things missing appendages, or with more than 4. Are you friends with many paraplegics? |
| __________________________________ [Feb 16,2007 3:41pm - brian_dc ""] I don't think this is an RTTP specific result. Porn and famous people mostly suck pretty hard. Real life, man, that's stimulation |
| __________________________________________ [Feb 16,2007 3:45pm - Dwellingsickness ""] Granny_Monster said:Yeti said:no, i like things missing appendages, or with more than 4. Are you friends with many paraplegics? Don't make me run your ass over, when I finally meet you:spineyes: |
| __________________________________ [Feb 16,2007 3:49pm - brian_dc ""] I think a more important question is: Do you use visual stimulation or your imagination? I'm an imagination kind of guy...some people are very visual though. |
| _________________________________ [Feb 16,2007 3:57pm - sxealex ""] im surprised no one posted the famous carina torso picture yet... get with it people... tasteless humor |
| _______________________________________ [Feb 17,2007 3:24am - y_ddraig_goch ""] Porn bores me, and sometimes disgusts me...I don't know why, if I have to use porn it is always just a one woman by herself, and ussually not anything like fingering herself, maybe just a very hot woman posing. Imagination is the best way, you can create the hottest woman every night hahah I think I have honestly done it to every woman I have known that was even slightly attractive.... damn the phallus and the libido, I should be writing songs and reading classical literature at night, but instead I'm making god kill kittens |
| _______________________________ [Feb 17,2007 10:19am - Lamp ""] I have all the movie channels now and get to watch cheap softcore porn. At least that stuff doesn't gross me out like real porn. I'd rather not think of people I know. What's the point? |
| ______________________________________________ [Feb 17,2007 11:31am - MassOfTwoSlits nli ""] I gave up masterbating this summer. My fantasies scare me too much. |
| ________________________________ [Feb 17,2007 12:26pm - Eddie ""] mike... wtf? |
| _____________________________________ [Feb 17,2007 12:28pm - RichHorror ""] Yeah, really. |
| ________________________________________ [Feb 17,2007 3:49pm - DomesticTerror ""] have you ever jacked while on the phone with girls you know? the key is to not let them know. it's MUCH hotter that way. Plus, it gives you a reason to listen to them windbag about their boring assed day. |
| ______________________________ [Feb 17,2007 4:03pm - Lamp ""] Jacking while you're in the phone with girls you know is the only thing that makes it bearable. |
| ____________________________________ [Feb 17,2007 7:12pm - anonymous ""] RichHorror said:I crank it exclusively to people I know. Thank you, MySpace. If you're a broad and know me, guess what? Yeah, that's right. I was great. You loved it. I jerk it exclusively to you. |
| _________________________________ [Feb 17,2007 7:35pm - sxealex ""] rev get the ip on that rich will want it |
| _________________________________ [Feb 17,2007 7:36pm - sxealex ""] ps ive been able to vote on this like 5 times whats that all about... |
| ________________________________________ [Feb 17,2007 8:32pm - Dissector NLI ""] DomesticTerror said:have you ever jacked while on the phone with girls you know? the key is to not let them know. it's MUCH hotter that way. Plus, it gives you a reason to listen to them windbag about their boring assed day. Yes. Not phone sex or anything like that, because that's retarded. But I've had a regular conversation where I just started jacking off without the girl knowing. |
| _____________________________ [Feb 17,2007 9:17pm - pam ""] Dissector NLI said:DomesticTerror said:have you ever jacked while on the phone with girls you know? the key is to not let them know. it's MUCH hotter that way. Plus, it gives you a reason to listen to them windbag about their boring assed day. Yes. Not phone sex or anything like that, because that's retarded. But I've had a regular conversation where I just started jacking off without the girl knowing. That is horrible. I am impressed.:bow: |
| __________________________________ [Feb 17,2007 9:50pm - succubus ""] Well I don't usually masturbate but if I'm horny and aaron's at a show and he won't get home until I'm way too tired..then ...the answer is obvious...I think of him. When I was single though..it was usually famous people..weird thing..I'm not a lesbian but I would sometimes think of angelina jolie...not doing stuff to each other or anything..just her nude or whatever..sounds weird..but I'm being honest. |
| ______________________________________ [Feb 17,2007 10:11pm - Sacreligion ""] [img] |
| ______________________________ [Feb 17,2007 10:50pm - pam ""] succubus said:Well I don't usually masturbate but if I'm horny and aaron's at a show and he won't get home until I'm way too tired..then ...the answer is obvious...I think of him. When I was single though..it was usually famous people..weird thing..I'm not a lesbian but I would sometimes think of angelina jolie...not doing stuff to each other or anything..just her nude or whatever..sounds weird..but I'm being honest. One day you will leave him and run away with me...one day. |
| ________________________________ [Feb 18,2007 3:05am - NIGGER ""] HOLOCAUST FOOTAGE |
| ________________________________________ [Feb 18,2007 10:49am - y_ddraig_goch ""] [img] now there's some hot ladies. the Hijab hoopty hoops |
| ___________________________________ [Feb 18,2007 1:12pm - Joshuetts ""] their was once a show at the bullpen goreality,through the ashes, smite the righteous, and transfix i believe, anyway i just couldnt stand through the whole STR show, that damn singer with her high piched screams and deep growls i canstill remember liek it was yesterday. anyway after pittin with a stiffy for about 10 minutes i decided to blow a load in the bathroom....hmm good times. Nah that didnt really happen but it should of really did have a stiffy. ....awaiting hate mail |
| ____________________________________________________ [Feb 18,2007 2:03pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] [img] |