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the Internet is dying today

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[Nov 21,2003 10:57am - the_reverend ""]
I guess a backbone west of colorado is down.
so they are re-routing traffic which is slowing down a lot of things.
anyone else seeing issues?
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[Nov 21,2003 11:00am - Beakey ""]
Sorry, Aaron, but you're the only person who notices stuff like that.
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[Nov 21,2003 11:02am - Joe/NotCommon ""]
01011100011000

don't worry aaron, i fixed it
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[Nov 21,2003 11:04am - Beakey ""]
Aaron, why do you hate gay people so much?
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[Nov 21,2003 11:04am - Joe/NotCommon ""]
Beakey said:Aaron, why do you hate gay people so much?


because they kiss members of the same sex.
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[Nov 21,2003 11:18am - RustedAngel ""]
Joe/NotCommon said:01011100011000

don't worry aaron, i fixed it



ahahhahaha

0101010101

IV:XX

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[Nov 21,2003 11:21am - Beakey ""]
Tom, your relationship with Joe and I is an odd one.
At one moment, we will be posting about topics we agree with, even laughing at each others comments.
The next moment, I'm trying to restrain from bashing my computer in because I want to drain the life from you as I smash your face into the ground, over and over and over and over and over and over and over again.
Weird.
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[Nov 21,2003 11:24am - the_reverend ""]
actually.. I like gay guys...
one simple fact:
1) gay guys take more attractive guys out of the running for the number of women there are. Therefore leaving more women for the rest of us. Since we all know that if gay guys could pick up girls, we'd all be left out in the cold.
let's review.
gay guys
  • are more attractive to women than straight guys

  • dress better than straigt guys

  • listen to whatever the heck women are talking about

  • care about whatever the heck women are talking about when all I hear is 'blah blah blah'

  • are so much cooler than straight guys
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    [Nov 21,2003 11:25am - Joe/NotCommon ""]
    that is because, unlike xmikex, FTD, and (dare I say it) even Paul, Tom is a great adversary.
    Much like Dr.Doom or Magneto.
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    [Nov 21,2003 11:26am - Joe/NotCommon ""]
    the_reverend said:
  • are so much cooler than straight guys



  • what?! gay guys aren't cool. they are feminine.


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    [Nov 21,2003 11:30am - the_reverend ""]
    you obviously don't read people magazine.
    I think you read teen people.
    they will announce how cool gay guys are in a few weeks, I'm sure.

    so while you are reading britney's diary and trying to look up her dress in the photos, you cna find out about how cool a homosexual lifestyle is in the year 2003.
    Go teen people.
    *converting queers in 2004* I think that's their new slogan.
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    [Nov 21,2003 11:33am - succubus ""]
    the_reverend said:actually.. I like gay guys...
    one simple fact:
    1) gay guys take more attractive guys out of the running for the number of women there are. Therefore leaving more women for the rest of us. Since we all know that if gay guys could pick up girls, we'd all be left out in the cold.
    let's review.
    gay guys
  • are more attractive to women than straight guys

  • dress better than straigt guys

  • listen to whatever the heck women are talking about

  • care about whatever the heck women are talking about when all I hear is 'blah blah blah'

  • are so much cooler than straight guys



  • wait..what happened to my sensitive rev? sniff sniff

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    [Nov 21,2003 11:34am - succubus ""]
    oh nevermind...i know i know

    i lsot him the day he got in my panties
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    [Nov 21,2003 11:35am - the_reverend ""]
    yeah.. sensitive... um.. I care about that thing you are talking about, baby.
    now, take off your cloths, lay down, and spread 'em.
    Disco Stu wants you to be comforatble while he does his thang.
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    [Nov 21,2003 11:35am - Joe/NotCommon ""]
    succubus said:oh nevermind...i know i know

    i lsot him the day he got in my panties



    personal problems are for online diaries

    http://www.livejournal.com/~binaryisdeath
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    [Nov 21,2003 11:37am - Wee...Bink! school  ""]
    Aaron you are scaring me today.
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    [Nov 21,2003 11:40am - Joe/NotCommon ""]
    Wee...Bink! school said:Aaron you are scaring me today.


    the whole world is turning upside down.
    between gay marriages, jonathon brandeis dying and ravage playing with every band who hates them.

    oh man, we are all doomed
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    [Nov 21,2003 11:42am - litacore ""]
    Joe is it true that Mortiis is gay? Say it isn't so...:satancross:
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    [Nov 21,2003 11:46am - the_reverend ""]
    I heard that the singer of queen is gay.
    someone said he's sick with the A virus too.
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    [Nov 21,2003 11:47am - Beakey ""]
    Hopefully Freddy Mercury died alone and in pain.
    Good riddance.
    One down, lots more to go.
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    [Nov 21,2003 11:50am - Joe/NotCommon ""]
    litacore said:Joe is it true that Mortiis is gay? Say it isn't so...:satancross:


    he is married, so no, he isn't gay.
    but then again i can't say that to show proof of heterosexuality because gays can be married now too.
    what the fuck!!?!!
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    [Nov 21,2003 11:56am - ratt_mowe ""]
    RIP Fred Merc

    maybe jonathin brandis will keep you company and tell you tales of stories that never end and talking dolphins
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    [Nov 21,2003 12:01pm - litacore ""]
    ratt_mowe said:RIP Fred Merc

    maybe jonathin brandis will keep you company and tell you tales of stories that never end and talking dolphins



    [img]

    dolphin boy loves you
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    [Nov 21,2003 12:02pm - Wee...Bink! school  ""]
    the_reverend said:I guess a backbone west of colorado is down.
    so they are re-routing traffic which is slowing down a lot of things.
    anyone else seeing issues?



    oh god yes.
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    [Nov 21,2003 12:03pm - litacore ""]
    Beakey said:Hopefully Freddy Mercury died alone and in pain.



    apparently neither, sorry!:wiggam:
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    [Nov 21,2003 12:03pm - RustedAngel ""]
    rob halford is the most metal man alive.

    he didn't sound gay, or act gay when i met him... he might have touched my ass during a picture i got taken with him though.
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    [Nov 21,2003 12:05pm - Joe/NotCommon ""]
    RustedAngel said:rob halford is the most metal man alive.

    he didn't sound gay, or act gay when i met him... he might have touched my ass during a picture i got taken with him though.



    i am willing to sacrifice halford for the good of society
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    [Nov 21,2003 12:07pm - litacore ""]
    Joe--SOCIETY HATES METAL. It'd be all Wham videos if it wasn't for Halford
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    [Nov 21,2003 12:08pm - litacore ""]
    and Venom. but I don't think any of them are gay.
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    [Nov 21,2003 12:09pm - Joe/NotCommon ""]
    litacore said:Joe--SOCIETY HATES METAL. It'd be all Wham videos if it wasn't for Halford


    no, society loves metal. only gay loving yuppy boston hates metal. well them and hardcore kids.
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    [Nov 21,2003 12:11pm - litacore ""]
    Joe/NotCommon said:litacore said:Joe--SOCIETY HATES METAL. It'd be all Wham videos if it wasn't for Halford


    no, society loves metal. only gay loving yuppy boston hates metal. well them and hardcore kids.



    hmm--well I certainly can't argue the hardcore kids part!
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    [Nov 21,2003 12:11pm - Beakey ""]
    Gay people must be erased from society.
    And if that means the end of metal, then put a Jimmy Eat World shirt on me and call it even.
    Who cares.
    As long as the gays are gone.
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    [Nov 21,2003 12:18pm - RustedAngel ""]
    i wish halford was my dad.
    [img]
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    [Nov 21,2003 12:20pm - Beakey ""]
    His head is shaped exactly like an egg.
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    [Nov 21,2003 12:20pm - litacore ""]
    OK then just quit typin' on frickin' messge board and go out and commit some hate crimes already! Jeez!
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    [Nov 21,2003 12:21pm - Beakey ""]
    I would but I'm working.
    Wanna get together later and slit the throats of some gays?
    All right then, I'll pick you up at 7:00.
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    [Nov 21,2003 12:23pm - litacore ""]
    ha-ha, thanks but I've got better things to do tonight. Like clean my toilet.
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    [Nov 21,2003 12:23pm - Joe/NotCommon ""]
    litacore said:OK then just quit typin' on frickin' messge board and go out and commit some hate crimes already! Jeez!


    they aren't hate crimes, by the legal defination of a hate crime.
    gay is not an ethnicity
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    [Nov 21,2003 12:24pm - litacore ""]
    I hate everybody, regardless of ethnicity or who they're bangin'

    but going out and fucking shit up is gayer than gay. I'd rather read Mein Kampf or make fun of Skrewdriver.
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    [Nov 21,2003 12:24pm - Beakey ""]
    litacore said:ha-ha, thanks but I've got better things to do tonight. Like clean my toilet.


    I think I know what you're saying by "clean my toilet"...and I'm totally down with it.

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    [Nov 21,2003 12:25pm - Joe/NotCommon ""]
    litacore said:I hate everybody, regardless of ethnicity or who they're bangin'


    liar, you don't hate Charles S. Dutton.
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    [Nov 21,2003 12:27pm - litacore ""]
    Joe/NotCommon said:litacore said:I hate everybody, regardless of ethnicity or who they're bangin'


    liar, you don't hate Charles S. Dutton.



    who's that?
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    [Nov 21,2003 12:28pm - Beakey ""]
    Charles S. Dutton is the black guy who played Roc on TV.
    He was in Alien 3, and a various assortment of other movies as well.
    Trust me, you would love him.
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    [Nov 21,2003 12:28pm - litacore ""]
    Beakey said:litacore said:ha-ha, thanks but I've got better things to do tonight. Like clean my toilet.


    I think I know what you're saying by "clean my toilet"...and I'm totally down with it.




    good then will you do my chores for me?
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    [Nov 21,2003 12:29pm - Beakey ""]
    I would do anything for you.
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    [Nov 21,2003 12:30pm - litacore ""]
    ha-ha, really? even TONGUE-KISS A 300-pound :whipper:MALE COP?
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    [Nov 21,2003 12:31pm - litacore ""]
    with a lazy eye
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    [Nov 21,2003 12:32pm - Joe/NotCommon ""]
    litacore said:ha-ha, really? even TONGUE-KISS A 300-pound :whipper:MALE COP?


    haha, you sure got him.
    i think braintree has a cop who fits that description
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    [Nov 21,2003 12:34pm - litacore ""]
    zing! Nah, I'd dare him to try and go kiss Shagrath though, I think he was wearing a dress on one of the Dimmu Borgir albums.
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    [Nov 21,2003 1:16pm - the_reverend ""]
    a DRESS!!!! faggggggoooooooooooooo!!!


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