new member[views:1602][posts:10]___________________________________ [Mar 2,2007 8:04am - anonymous ""] profesional death metal band seeking 2nd guitarist in the southern NH/ or mass. only serious musicians need to appply. please call Ryan for more infomation. 603-623-0308 |
________________________________________ [Mar 2,2007 8:30am - GoatOfCatalyst ""] Professional death metal... Do you wear suits? |
___________________________________________________ [Mar 2,2007 9:07am - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] Must be able to play a mean briefcase solo. |
________________________________________ [Mar 2,2007 9:10am - GoatOfCatalyst ""] I hear the benefits are really good and the 401K is BRUTAL |
________________________________________ [Mar 2,2007 9:37am - babyshaker nli ""] menstrual_sweatpants_disco said:Must be able to play a mean briefcase solo. i don't know why but that made me laugh so hard |
_________________________________________ [Mar 2,2007 9:48am - largefreakatzero ""] babyshaker nli said:menstrual_sweatpants_disco said:Must be able to play a mean briefcase solo. i don't know why but that made me laugh so hard Dude, WTF, he calling for "serious musicians" -- that means NO LAUGHING! |
__________________________________________ [Mar 2,2007 9:50am - FuckIsMySignature ""] SERIOUS BUSINESS. [img] |
________________________________________ [Mar 2,2007 9:52am - babyshaker nli ""] entry into this band means you must be able to spout normal office banter such as "can i steal you for a minute?" and "do you know where the toner for this printer is?" |
__________________________________________ [Mar 2,2007 9:54am - FuckIsMySignature ""] normal office banter for me is... "fuck off i'm takin a nap" |
__________________________________________ [Mar 2,2007 10:01am - largefreakatzero ""] The tempo of their blast beats actually influences the rise and fall of the Dow Jones. |
___________________________________________ [Mar 2,2007 10:12am - FuckIsMySignature ""] Wall Streetcore |