ASS EATING CONTEST[views:17130][posts:61]__________________________________ [Nov 23,2003 7:34pm - powerkok ""] :gun: yo its jesse from hand choke neck...dont ever call me nu-metal...i played what i felt like playin at the time with acid 4.0. Ive heard numetal and old hcn is not numetal...listen for yourselves www.hand-choke-neck.com new hcn is definitley different than the old and is further from numetal than herbie fuckin hancock. joe btw...jake was just listing his own personal influences and what bands may, sort of, sound like us in certain, very subtle ways..truth is, we dont sound like anyone else...so give it a chance man....later, KOK:NEWHORNS: |
| ______________________________________ [Nov 23,2003 7:36pm - the_reverend ""] tim (porphyria) would win an ass eating contest and tom's got photographic evidence. |
| ________________________________ [Nov 23,2003 8:08pm - retzam ""] powerkok said::gun: yo its jesse from hand choke neck...dont ever call me nu-metal...i played what i felt like playin at the time with acid 4.0. Ive heard numetal and old hcn is not numetal...listen for yourselves www.hand-choke-neck.com new hcn is definitley different than the old and is further from numetal than herbie fuckin hancock. joe btw...jake was just listing his own personal influences and what bands may, sort of, sound like us in certain, very subtle ways..truth is, we dont sound like anyone else...so give it a chance man....later, KOK:NEWHORNS: Top 5 reasons this post shows that you are in fact nu-metal: 5. Beginning post with "yo" 4. Having the s/n "Powerkok" 3. Spelling of cock: K-O-K 2. Ending post with "KOK" 1. Denying the fact that you are nu-metal Yeah, and no one cares what you have to say, so die, please, just, please, seriously. Really. Cmon man! Please! DIE YOU BASTARD!!! |
| __________________________________ [Nov 23,2003 8:18pm - powerkok ""] dont even pretend to know me. u have no idea what KOK is so shut up and live. then eat a pile of shit, and fuck your fleshlight. KOK:gun: |
| __________________________________ [Nov 23,2003 8:21pm - powerkok ""] btw....good attempt at being humorous tho. Next time try to condense your stupidity, retzz-uhhh amm-inn inn thing whatever that means. and I say yo cuz im from ny and ppl there say 'yo'...so Im not some lil wiggy punk..k thx..KOK |
| __________________________________________ [Nov 23,2003 9:12pm - thegreatspaldino ""] holy crap... you sure showed Retzam (not really) |
| _______________________________________ [Nov 23,2003 9:18pm - Joe/NotCommon ""] retzam and I go way back |
| _________________________________ [Nov 23,2003 10:01pm - xmikex ""] so then what does KOK mean? |
| _______________________________________ [Nov 23,2003 10:11pm - the_reverend ""] knock out kid |
| ________________________________ [Nov 23,2003 10:23pm - Hoser ""] xmikex said:so then what does KOK mean? open yer mouth and I'll show ya'..... |
| _____________________________________ [Nov 24,2003 12:58am - MyDeadDoll ""] the_reverend said:knock out kid are those those annoying kids with the glow sticks and whistles that hang out at gay bars? |
| __________________________________ [Nov 24,2003 1:42am - powerkok ""] no, those r gay ravers...im the guy that u look away from when u see me on the street, cuz you know eye contact with an alpha male, like myself, will result in a horrific brush with death expierience.:middlefinger: Its amazing how e-tough you are. can I e-pummel you? how bout I e-disembowl your entire bloodline.:thescream: |
| ________________________________ [Nov 24,2003 3:01am - XmikeX ""] hey alpha male, you didn't answer my question. |
| ____________________________________ [Nov 24,2003 3:21am - MyDeadDoll ""] powerkok said:no, those r gay ravers...im the guy that u look away from when u see me on the street, cuz you know eye contact with an alpha male, like myself, will result in a horrific brush with death expierience.:middlefinger: Its amazing how e-tough you are. can I e-pummel you? how bout I e-disembowl your entire bloodline.:thescream: you're jealous 'cos my penis is bigger than yours, huh? |
| _____________________________________________ [Nov 24,2003 12:09pm - University of KOK ""] it stands for 'killer of koalas' anyone who would kill such a fuzzy, precious little creature is ok by me. i want to eat whales and dolphins and anything else that is near extinction |
| ________________________________ [Nov 24,2003 3:07pm - retzam ""] powerkok said:dont even pretend to know me. u have no idea what KOK is so shut up and live. then eat a pile of shit, and fuck your fleshlight. KOK:gun: Oh, sorry, I guess... I didn't realize that I in any way implied that I know you. My bad I guess. So, uh, could you say again what the fuck a fleshlight is?? I am really interested in that. Also, that bit about e-tough?? Am I being e-tough right now?? I hope so I really do ever so much!! I have always wanted to be e-tough!!! |
| ________________________________ [Nov 24,2003 3:09pm - retzam ""] Joe/NotCommon said:retzam and I go way back Yeah, the good old days (about 4 months ago). We used to spend hours harrassing RA for seemingly know reason at all! Good times... *rubs chin and stares blankly at the ceiling in deep thought* |
| _____________________________________________________ [Nov 24,2003 3:11pm - University of Joe McNamara ""] retzam said:Joe/NotCommon said:retzam and I go way back Yeah, the good old days (about 4 months ago). We used to spend hours harrassing RA for seemingly know reason at all! Good times... *rubs chin and stares blankly at the ceiling in deep thought* i do not have much recollection from the time before those days you speak of so fondly |
| ________________________________ [Nov 24,2003 3:13pm - retzam ""] University of Joe McNamara said:retzam said:Joe/NotCommon said:retzam and I go way back Yeah, the good old days (about 4 months ago). We used to spend hours harrassing RA for seemingly know reason at all! Good times... *rubs chin and stares blankly at the ceiling in deep thought* i do not have much recollection from the time before those days you speak of so fondly Yes me niether. It is almost as if I did not have a life before that time. Seems like yesterday, but in reality it was epochs and epochs ago...*again engages in deep thought* |
| _______________________________________ [Nov 24,2003 3:45pm - KOKLOVESCOCK ""] "alpha-male" holy shit. so what is it like to be so gay. like, do you take it in the ass then the mouth...or do you take DP at all? your band sucks |
| __________________________________ [Nov 24,2003 5:06pm - powerkok ""] retzam said:powerkok said:dont even pretend to know me. u have no idea what KOK is so shut up and live. then eat a pile of shit, and fuck your fleshlight. KOK:gun: Oh, sorry, I guess... I didn't realize that I in any way implied that I know you. My bad I guess. So, uh, could you say again what the fuck a fleshlight is?? I am really interested in that. Also, that bit about e-tough?? Am I being e-tough right now?? I hope so I really do ever so much!! I have always wanted to be e-tough!!! http://www.fleshlight.com/main/ :middlefinger: |
| ______________________________________ [Nov 24,2003 5:07pm - the_reverend ""] [img] |
| _______________________________ [Nov 24,2003 5:29pm - Hoser ""] post by KOKLOVESCOCK at Nov 24,2003 3:45pm "alpha-male" holy shit. so what is it like to be so gay. like, do you take it in the ass then the mouth...or do you take DP at all? your band sucks Figures that the little dipshit doesn't have the fuckin' nards to post his real name. Yellow little bastard. No balls at all. Prolly some 16 year old toad. And definitley "e-tuff." What a cunt..... |
| _______________________________________ [Nov 24,2003 5:32pm - Joe/NotCommon ""] hoser you KOK |
| _______________________________ [Nov 24,2003 6:19pm - Hoser ""] Joe/NotCommon said:hoser you KOK I am a KOK.... |
| _____________________________________________ [Nov 24,2003 6:58pm - the_smile_adventure ""] if i had a guitar, i would make sure it was wayyy below my knees so i could bend my cute ass over and bounce around with my dreadz flailing all over the place. |
| _____________________________________________ [Nov 24,2003 7:04pm - the_smile_adventure ""] http://www.hanes.com/classics/index.jsp# |
| ________________________________ [Nov 24,2003 8:13pm - XmikeX ""] what the kok?! Will this guy just answer my question already? |
| ________________________________ [Nov 24,2003 8:16pm - retzam ""] powerkok said:retzam said:powerkok said:dont even pretend to know me. u have no idea what KOK is so shut up and live. then eat a pile of shit, and fuck your fleshlight. KOK:gun: Oh, sorry, I guess... I didn't realize that I in any way implied that I know you. My bad I guess. So, uh, could you say again what the fuck a fleshlight is?? I am really interested in that. Also, that bit about e-tough?? Am I being e-tough right now?? I hope so I really do ever so much!! I have always wanted to be e-tough!!! http://www.fleshlight.com/main/ :middlefinger: Sounds good. Why'd you know about that?? |
| ______________________________________ [Nov 24,2003 9:00pm - the_reverend ""] no, why didn't I know about them. |
| __________________________________ [Nov 25,2003 2:40am - powerkok ""] Hoser said:Joe/NotCommon said:hoser you KOK I am a KOK.... We are in KOKlove..me n hoser fit together in our private area. but sometimes he cheats on me with retzams Dad. |
| __________________________________ [Nov 25,2003 2:42am - powerkok ""] mike.. it means i can lift a full keg over my head with my kok = powerkok:NEWHORNS: |
| ____________________________________ [Nov 25,2003 2:43am - MyDeadDoll ""] the_reverend said:[img] christ, where'd you find that crack whore? or is that what the powerkok kid looks like?? |
| __________________________________ [Nov 25,2003 2:49am - powerkok ""] I look like your murderer Deaddoll...go play with yer doll homo.:middlefinger: |
| ____________________________________ [Nov 25,2003 2:56am - MyDeadDoll ""] holy crap, i'm scared that some crack whore is gonna try to murder me... hahahahahahahahahaha |
| __________________________________ [Nov 25,2003 3:04am - powerkok ""] yer a tool http://www.hand-choke-neck.com/kw.htm :NEWHORNS: |
| ____________________________________ [Nov 25,2003 3:16am - MyDeadDoll ""] aw how sweet, a picture of your lover! |
| ________________________________ [Nov 25,2003 3:18am - George ""] hey buddy, i just downloaded your mp3s, and you sound pretty fucking nu-metal to me. |
| _________________________________ [Nov 25,2003 12:26pm - XmikeX ""] powerkok said:mike.. it means i can lift a full keg over my head with my kok = powerkok:NEWHORNS: i suppose it's my own fault for asking.8^( |
| ____________________________________ [Nov 25,2003 2:06pm - MyDeadDoll ""] no, i think that means he's a midget |
| _______________________________ [Nov 25,2003 2:41pm - Hoser ""] You dipshits couldn't lift his dick, so shut the fuck up already. And the ugly bastard in the picture IS KOK himself. You little opinionated fucks should just zip up the faggy little lips that yer mommies still feed. Stop with the internet tough guy attitudes. If you saw the guy in real life ya'd piss yer little panties. So unless yer frail 130-160 lb. little bodies can handle his 6'3" 280 lb. body smashing the fuck out of it, I suggest you just zip it...mmmm.....kay?? Thanx. :middlefinger: |
| ____________________________________ [Nov 25,2003 3:47pm - MyDeadDoll ""] so, he's the big guy and you're the midget that takes it in the ass from him? do i have it right yet? |
| __________________________________ [Nov 25,2003 6:12pm - powerkok ""] HOSER isnt so small himself there, Vagina mouth...so well see whose the midget when we sandwich you, with a fleshlight jammed in yer ass, cuz its not gay if the fleshlight is already in.Theres no contact, youd be the gay one one with a fleshlight in your ass, I'd just be fuckin a fleshlight.. I will violate your anus.:NEWHORNS: |
| _______________________________ [Nov 25,2003 8:51pm - Hoser ""] Hahahahahahahahahahahaha.........I'd love to smash and fuck this kids mouth. In that fuckin' order. Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha..... |
| ________________________________ [Nov 25,2003 9:18pm - retzam ""] powerkok said:mike.. it means i can lift a full keg over my head with my kok = powerkok:NEWHORNS: Wait wait wait wait, hold on a second, I thought that you said KOK didn't mean cock? And what's all this rape talk?? Cmon guys settle down. |
| ___________________________________ [Nov 25,2003 10:16pm - powerkok ""] I never said it didnt mean cock...i never said it did...hmmm How do you keep a retard in suspense? POWERKOK ® |
| _________________________________ [Nov 25,2003 10:23pm - retzam ""] Damn it, how do you keep a retard gullible. If his name is retzam than he is gullible, I am really gullible. Wait, what the fucking hell am I talking about? |
| ________________________________________ [Nov 25,2003 11:22pm - DeOdiumMortis ""] Mazter. |
| ________________________________ [Nov 26,2003 6:47am - retzam ""] DeOdiumMortis said:Mazter. Haha, yes you got it. "Step up for retzam" backwards: " Mazterr of puppets". I had a pretty big, "only listen to Metallica and have a lot of spare time on my hands in which I try to be productive phase" a few years back. |
| _______________________________________ [Nov 26,2003 4:53pm - DeOdiumMortis ""] Give me a prize now. |
| ____________________________________ [Nov 26,2003 7:37pm - MyDeadDoll ""] powerkok said:HOSER isnt so small himself there, Vagina mouth...so well see whose the midget when we sandwich you, with a fleshlight jammed in yer ass, cuz its not gay if the fleshlight is already in.Theres no contact, youd be the gay one one with a fleshlight in your ass, I'd just be fuckin a fleshlight.. I will violate your anus.:NEWHORNS: 1. umm... you know i'm a girl right? so technically, ass raping me would not make you gay... but i'd poop on you and that would make you dirty and smelly. 2. Try it... So I can laugh at how small your dick is.... 3. My doll will kick your ass. |
| ________________________________ [Nov 26,2003 9:32pm - retzam ""] DeOdiumMortis said:Give me a prize now. What do we have for 'im Johnny?? A new car! |
| ___________________________________ [Nov 26,2003 11:42pm - powerkok ""] hahahahah yer a chick...thats funny, ok then it wouldnt be gay but pleasureful nonetheless, and my wang, you could not handle so, dont flatter yerself there gothy dead chick...hahhahahaha sucka.:middlefinger:biinng.. |
| ___________________________________________ [Nov 27,2003 12:20am - thegreatspaldino ""] Hoser said:You dipshits couldn't lift his dick, so shut the fuck up already. And the ugly bastard in the picture IS KOK himself. You little opinionated fucks should just zip up the faggy little lips that yer mommies still feed. Stop with the internet tough guy attitudes. If you saw the guy in real life ya'd piss yer little panties. So unless yer frail 130-160 lb. little bodies can handle his 6'3" 280 lb. body smashing the fuck out of it, I suggest you just zip it...mmmm.....kay?? Thanx. :middlefinger: im 6'3" 300 =)... anyways... its the internet... if anyone takes message board banter serious than they need a reality check. oh and just because us big dudes like to flaunt.... [img] |
| _________________________________ [Nov 27,2003 12:33am - retzam ""] thegreatspaldino said:Hoser said:You dipshits couldn't lift his dick, so shut the fuck up already. And the ugly bastard in the picture IS KOK himself. You little opinionated fucks should just zip up the faggy little lips that yer mommies still feed. Stop with the internet tough guy attitudes. If you saw the guy in real life ya'd piss yer little panties. So unless yer frail 130-160 lb. little bodies can handle his 6'3" 280 lb. body smashing the fuck out of it, I suggest you just zip it...mmmm.....kay?? Thanx. :middlefinger: im 6'3" 300 =)... anyways... its the internet... if anyone takes message board banter serious than they need a reality check. oh and just because us big dudes like to flaunt.... [img] I am definately going to say that having seen both of your pictures, I would rather take a punch from powerkok. |
| ___________________________________________ [Nov 27,2003 12:37am - thegreatspaldino ""] hahahaha, i know how to throw too. i shattered a wooden door when i was pissed one time (like the only time i have ever been violently mad in my life) |
| ____________________________________ [Nov 27,2003 2:28am - MyDeadDoll ""] powerkok said:hahahahah yer a chick...thats funny, ok then it wouldnt be gay but pleasureful nonetheless, and my wang, you could not handle so, dont flatter yerself there gothy dead chick...hahhahahaha sucka.:middlefinger:biinng.. you're right, i couldn't handle it... i don't do small dick... |
| __________________________________ [Nov 27,2003 1:09pm - powerkok ""] thegreatspaldino said:hahahaha, i know how to throw too. i shattered a wooden door when i was pissed one time (like the only time i have ever been violently mad in my life) really, wow, you broke a door? holy shit, yer tough..Im not gonna mess with you anymore. hey, spaldino, I got a ? for ya...did you pick out that flowery valance in the window behind you, or did your momma? I can see you still live with mama, which tells me yer still relativley young and dumb, cuz son, I would OWN JOO. If the only time youve been in a fight, was with a door, I will lay you out that much faster. KOK wins. remember that.Yer lil 'ooh im so scary picture' makes me laugh, because you remind of a dood that I knocked out with one punch and pissed on him when he was out cold with his broken jaw failing to shut.(so the pee went in his mouth)...gross..of course yer a big guy, so I MIGHT not knock you out with one punch. Ill just resort to the 'real killah' chokehold, and make you goto sleep in 3 seconds. then pee on yer pretty long hair...fAG. |
| __________________________________ [Nov 27,2003 1:11pm - powerkok ""] "I am definately going to say that having seen both of your pictures, I would rather take a punch from powerkok. " OK its a date...I have it in writing!! Ill tell ya what after I pound spaldinos head up his own ass, Ill give you a shot in the mouth from downtown. Then when spaldino wakes up and gets out of the hospital, he can punch you, and you can compare the two...:NEWHORNS: |
| ________________________________ [Nov 27,2003 4:16pm - retzam ""] powerkok said:"I am definately going to say that having seen both of your pictures, I would rather take a punch from powerkok. " OK its a date...I have it in writing!! Ill tell ya what after I pound spaldinos head up his own ass, Ill give you a shot in the mouth from downtown. Then when spaldino wakes up and gets out of the hospital, he can punch you, and you can compare the two...:NEWHORNS: Haha, wow. Cmon, where's your turkey day spirit? Besides, I didn't say that I would like to take a punch from either of you. And for future reference, I wouldn't say the phrase "I'll give you a shot in the mouth" any more. People may think you have a little secret... |
| ________________________________ [Nov 27,2003 4:25pm - Beakey ""] retzam said:People may think you have a little secret... ...a dirty little secret |
| ________________________________ [Nov 27,2003 4:35pm - retzam ""] Beakey said:retzam said:People may think you have a little secret... ...a dirty little secret ...a dirty little schoolgirl secret |