How many stitches have you had?[views:10029][posts:111]_________________________________________ [Mar 15,2007 3:11am - reverend_cziska ""] Just wondering because I just got back from the hospital with more. I think I have just over 100 on my head. Official Frankenstein status. |
| ____________________________________ [Mar 15,2007 3:13am - RichHorror ""] You were at Frankenstein status at birth, you mutant. |
| _________________________________________ [Mar 15,2007 3:14am - reverend_cziska ""] True, but now I have the ultra-trendy stitches the kids are into these days. |
| ___________________________________________________________ [Mar 15,2007 3:16am - W3 @ work and will always be NLI ""] i had i think like 18 when my ear snapped. |
| _________________________________________ [Mar 15,2007 3:18am - reverend_cziska ""] Delicious. |
| ___________________________________________________________ [Mar 15,2007 3:27am - W3 @ work and will always be NLI ""] reverend_cziska said:Delicious. yeah it was all bleeding all over my shoulder while at work and my ear just hanging there and my boss going so why do you need to go to the hospital. great stuff. |
| _________________________________________ [Mar 15,2007 3:29am - reverend_cziska ""] Yeah, ain't bosses great. I remember when I broke my front tooth at work and the nerve root was hanging there. The boss was like "you should get that checked out at lunch." |
| ___________________________________________________________ [Mar 15,2007 3:32am - W3 @ work and will always be NLI ""] ice cream for everyone. |
| ______________________________ [Mar 15,2007 3:33am - Lamp ""] I had two stitches incidents. One was when I was in third grade playing capture the flag. I'd just gotten tagged out of jail and someone on the other team had our flag and was running to our side. I got over there as fast as I could and dove. At the time I had a loose tooth and it hit some girl's knee punching a hole in my lip. I got up to see a big puddle of blood on the ground. Three stitches, ending up eating one of them by accident before it was fully healed. The second time was a couple years later, I was at the town beach here(only time I ever went swimming in that shithole) and I must have stepped on glass or something, either way that resulted in another nine stitches. |
| __________________________________________ [Mar 15,2007 3:40am - Dwellingsickness ""] I lost count years ago..Besides, Fuck stitches, Staples are where it's at. |
| ___________________________________________________________ [Mar 15,2007 3:47am - W3 @ work and will always be NLI ""] Lamp said:I had two stitches incidents. One was when I was in third grade playing capture the flag. I'd just gotten tagged out of jail and someone on the other team had our flag and was running to our side. I got over there as fast as I could and dove. At the time I had a loose tooth and it hit some girl's knee punching a hole in my lip. I got up to see a big puddle of blood on the ground. Three stitches, ending up eating one of them by accident before it was fully healed. The second time was a couple years later, I was at the town beach here(only time I ever went swimming in that shithole) and I must have stepped on glass or something, either way that resulted in another nine stitches. pffft i took a baseball bat and hockey stick to dome. now thats a fucked situation let me tell you. :moe: |
| _________________________________________ [Mar 15,2007 3:47am - reverend_cziska ""] Lamp said:I had two stitches incidents. One was when I was in third grade playing capture the flag. No stitches in this story, but you reminded me of when I was almost blinded. My aunt had one of those "Fresh Air" kids staying at her house for the summer. They take a kid from the inner-city and stick him with Whitey for a few weeks. We were playing Jarts (lawn darts if you don't remember them) and he threw one at my face, hitting me just to the side of my eye. Later I tried to drown him in the pool. |
| _________________________________________ [Mar 15,2007 3:50am - reverend_cziska ""] W3 @ work and will always be NLI said:pffft i took a baseball bat and hockey stick to dome. now thats a fucked situation let me tell you. :moe: Weightlifting bar with collar to the face and cranium. Stitches and reconstruction of a crushed nose (Rocky Balboa style). |
| ___________________________________________________________ [Mar 15,2007 3:51am - W3 @ work and will always be NLI ""] ouch yeah both were right near the eye still got the scars, its awesome when youre like 16 and a doctor tells you "Hey feel like half an inch that way and you'd be blind." goodstuff. |
| ______________________________ [Mar 15,2007 4:09am - Lamp ""] W3 @ work and will always be NLI said:pffft i took a baseball bat and hockey stick to dome. now thats a fucked situation let me tell you. :moe: Yeah, well I never said either of my situations were particularly bad, but it's not like I take too well to blood anyway so I was still creeped out by the sight of a huge puddle of it on the ground that came from my face. |
| ___________________________________________________________ [Mar 15,2007 4:15am - W3 @ work and will always be NLI ""] understandable, when i got hit with the bat my left eye was blinded by the blood. not saying im tough or anything just remembered it and figured this is way more exciting at this hour then tagging and taping dvds to put out. |
| ___________________________________________________ [Mar 15,2007 4:19am - shatteredliz in brooklyn ""] I got him with a bat before, too! But I got hit in the mouth, at a softball game when I was 12. I thought I was fine until my coach told me I was missing some teeth. |
| ____________________________________ [Mar 15,2007 4:27am - RichHorror ""] I never get stitches. I just bleed and then pass out and wake up in someone's bed. |
| ___________________________________________________________ [Mar 15,2007 4:30am - W3 @ work and will always be NLI ""] shatteredliz in brooklyn said:I got him with a bat before, too! But I got hit in the mouth, at a softball game when I was 12. I thought I was fine until my coach told me I was missing some teeth. yeah i was at a summer camp and got hit by one. i think it would have been life threatening if Rich Horror hadnt built a time machine and gone back to correct the errors of the past and save me for a few more years. |
| ___________________________________________________ [Mar 15,2007 4:30am - shatteredliz in brooklyn ""] Hey man, whatever works for ya Rich! |
| ____________________________________ [Mar 15,2007 4:30am - RichHorror ""] I also invented velcro. |
| ___________________________________________________________ [Mar 15,2007 4:31am - W3 @ work and will always be NLI ""] RichHorror said:I also invented velcro. the scratchy kind or silent velcro |
| ____________________________________ [Mar 15,2007 4:32am - RichHorror ""] It cures AIDS so the gubment hasn't released it yet. They told me they need to kill more homos and prison blacks. |
| ______________________________ [Mar 15,2007 4:32am - Lamp ""] W3 @ work and will always be NLI said:not saying im tough or anything just remembered it and figured this is way more exciting at this hour then tagging and taping dvds to put out. You could always mail me a Throwing Shrapnel shirt. |
| ___________________________________________________________ [Mar 15,2007 4:35am - W3 @ work and will always be NLI ""] Lamp said:W3 @ work and will always be NLI said:not saying im tough or anything just remembered it and figured this is way more exciting at this hour then tagging and taping dvds to put out. You could always mail me a Throwing Shrapnel shirt. i probably could do that, i got three of'em left. if you yelled at Keifer Bourer to do the rest of his vocal trax im sure i could send you a new shirt design and a promo for the new cd too. i mean keifer batman not keifer bourer thats only his name while he's saving the world mondays on FOX. otherwise he's just keifer batman and fuck that ignorant nigga. |
| ____________________________________ [Mar 15,2007 4:36am - RichHorror ""] You guys are dumb. No way can Sean throw a shirt from VA to RI. I CALL BULLSHIT. |
| ___________________________________________________________ [Mar 15,2007 4:38am - W3 @ work and will always be NLI ""] RichHorror said:You guys are dumb. No way can Sean throw a shirt from VA to RI. I CALL BULLSHIT. dood i got called on this earlier about taking bonghits to PVD, you know it can totally be done man you just gotta sit back and you know just kinda think it and be it. fankin a gawy |
| ____________________________________ [Mar 15,2007 4:39am - RichHorror ""] Is this about the Vietnam War? |
| ___________________________________________________________ [Mar 15,2007 4:40am - W3 @ work and will always be NLI ""] yes rich, everything is about the Vietnam War ! |
| ____________________________________ [Mar 15,2007 4:41am - RichHorror ""] Oh cool. |
| ___________________________________________________________ [Mar 15,2007 4:43am - W3 @ work and will always be NLI ""] some broad in here just said "sketched out" like 100 times in a matter of 15mins in the store. its really weird seeing who goes home with what from here. makes me giggle a lot. |
| ____________________________________ [Mar 15,2007 4:45am - RichHorror ""] She said it because me and you are breathing. That sketches out anything with a vadge. |
| ______________________________ [Mar 15,2007 4:48am - Lamp ""] RichHorror said:You guys are dumb. No way can Sean throw a shirt from VA to RI. I CALL BULLSHIT. Hey, speaking of which... >:] |
| ___________________________________________________________ [Mar 15,2007 4:48am - W3 @ work and will always be NLI ""] rich can i date rape you in the parking lot of your work after we go see a two dollar movie in the ghetto. |
| ___________________________________________________ [Mar 15,2007 4:51am - shatteredliz in brooklyn ""] Sean, I want a shirt!! |
| ____________________________________ [Mar 15,2007 4:52am - RichHorror ""] haha My job is popping pills in my bedroom and jacking off on someone's childhood bed. |
| ______________________________ [Mar 15,2007 4:53am - Lamp ""] You should work at a storage garage. |
| ____________________________________ [Mar 15,2007 4:58am - RichHorror ""] YOU SHOULD STOP TELLING ME HOW TO LIVE MY LIFE, DAD. |
| ______________________________ [Mar 15,2007 5:01am - Lamp ""] Now Rich, how many times have we been over this. I'm not your real dad. |
| ____________________________________ [Mar 15,2007 5:01am - RichHorror ""] I'm older than you, you'll be whose dad I tell you to be. Respect your elders. |
| ___________________________________________________ [Mar 15,2007 5:03am - shatteredliz in brooklyn ""] Wait Rich, now you want respect? |
| ______________________________ [Mar 15,2007 5:04am - Lamp ""] Well then, I'm taking all your blow-up dolls and child hostages away for the week for sassing me. |
| ___________________________________________________________ [Mar 15,2007 5:06am - W3 @ work and will always be NLI ""] shatteredliz in brooklyn said:Sean, I want a shirt!! Liz you can have anything you want |
| ____________________________________ [Mar 15,2007 5:07am - RichHorror ""] shatteredliz in brooklyn said:Wait Rich, now you want respect? I am respect. I am the right hand of God, and judge you as wicked. |
| ___________________________________________________ [Mar 15,2007 5:09am - shatteredliz in brooklyn ""] That's what I wanted to hear Sean! Rich, who told? |
| ____________________________________ [Mar 15,2007 5:10am - RichHorror ""] Obviously God did, you ignant nigga. I AM HIS RIGHT HAND AFTER ALL. |
| ___________________________________________________ [Mar 15,2007 5:11am - shatteredliz in brooklyn ""] Oh, and boys, I have a question. Why do guys always have to do something to mess everything up so we can't fuck anymore? Boys are dumb. |
| ____________________________________ [Mar 15,2007 5:13am - RichHorror ""] Did his tear you up? Don't be hating on a motherfucker whose shit hangs. HIS SHIT HANGS, FOR REAL. |
| ___________________________________________________ [Mar 15,2007 5:14am - shatteredliz in brooklyn ""] No, he had to go and do something to piss me off so I had to walk away. |
| ____________________________________ [Mar 15,2007 5:14am - RichHorror ""] And Liz, you can always still fuck. You could lose all your limbs and your face if you still have female parts dudes will still hit it. We are all disgusting and I hope nuclear war kills us all. |
| ___________________________________________________________ [Mar 15,2007 5:15am - W3 @ work and will always be NLI ""] RichHorror said:Did his tear you up? Don't be hating on a motherfucker whose shit hangs. HIS SHIT HANGS, FOR REAL. cue the Meatmen. |
| ____________________________________ [Mar 15,2007 5:15am - RichHorror ""] You should fuck all his friends. And tell all the girls he knows how small his dick is and how bad he is in bed. And make sure to tell him about it. And then tell me the whole story. That would really make me chuckle. |
| ____________________________________ [Mar 15,2007 5:16am - RichHorror ""] You can also have sex with me. I'm not sure how that would hurt him, but it's worth a try. |
| ___________________________________________________ [Mar 15,2007 5:16am - shatteredliz in brooklyn ""] I think all the girls he knows have seen his dick... |
| ___________________________________________________________ [Mar 15,2007 5:16am - W3 @ work and will always be NLI ""] chuckle, who the hell says chuckle |
| ____________________________________ [Mar 15,2007 5:17am - RichHorror ""] You should get a little sewing circle together with them and video conference to him and discuss how he has a small dick and fucks bad. That would be really swell. |
| ___________________________________________________ [Mar 15,2007 5:17am - shatteredliz in brooklyn ""] That's a good idea Rich, that'd show him, how quickly can you get to Queens? |
| ____________________________________ [Mar 15,2007 5:17am - RichHorror ""] I say chuckle. BRINGING CHUCKLE BACK IN THE OH SEVEN. |
| ____________________________________ [Mar 15,2007 5:18am - RichHorror ""] shatteredliz in brooklyn said:That's a good idea Rich, that'd show him, how quickly can you get to Queens? I'm in my car right now. Once I get to Queens I'll start screaming 'LIZ IM HERE FOR MY BANG'. |
| ___________________________________________________ [Mar 15,2007 5:18am - shatteredliz in brooklyn ""] Oh, my sewing circle doesn't meet 'til next week. |
| ____________________________________ [Mar 15,2007 5:19am - RichHorror ""] Video conference, seriously. And tell me where this dude is at. I want to drink his tears. |
| ___________________________________________________ [Mar 15,2007 5:19am - shatteredliz in brooklyn ""] You want to suck his dick? |
| ____________________________________ [Mar 15,2007 5:20am - RichHorror ""] He cries from his dick? I want him to cry and I catch it in a Big Gulp cup from 7-11. Im gonna add some Cherry Coke to it too. |
| ___________________________________________________________ [Mar 15,2007 5:20am - W3 @ work and will always be NLI ""] haha what the hell happend to this thread. |
| ____________________________________ [Mar 15,2007 5:21am - RichHorror ""] Liz, I want to come to Queens and hang out, and you show me everywhere that they filmed for Coming To America. I love that movie like a motherfuck. |
| ___________________________________________________ [Mar 15,2007 5:22am - shatteredliz in brooklyn ""] I'm at an airport an bored, that's what happened. |
| ____________________________________ [Mar 15,2007 5:22am - RichHorror ""] I awesomeify every thread. What, I'm gonna let bitches talk about coffee and some homo death metal band? Fuck that noise. |
| ___________________________________________________________ [Mar 15,2007 5:23am - W3 @ work and will always be NLI ""] shatteredliz in brooklyn said:I'm at an airport an bored, that's what happened. so im at a porn shop and bored doesnt mean you have to insult rich like that. that dood saved my life. :gun: |
| ____________________________________ [Mar 15,2007 5:23am - RichHorror ""] Liz, me and Sean are more handsome than this dude, right? Yeah, I know! |
| ___________________________________________________ [Mar 15,2007 5:24am - shatteredliz in brooklyn ""] Awesomeify. End of story. |
| ____________________________________ [Mar 15,2007 5:24am - RichHorror ""] I would go to Queens right now if I could remember how pants work. |
| ___________________________________________________ [Mar 15,2007 5:25am - shatteredliz in brooklyn ""] Of course you guys are hotter than him. How could you even ask that? |
| ___________________________________________________________ [Mar 15,2007 5:25am - W3 @ work and will always be NLI ""] liz do you DP DV DA often and if so can i interest in a career in film |
| ____________________________________ [Mar 15,2007 5:26am - RichHorror ""] I wanted dude to read it and cry some more. My drink needs more tears. Now I'm a turn this into a slush puppy. |
| ___________________________________________________ [Mar 15,2007 5:26am - shatteredliz in brooklyn ""] Well, my flight leaves in 20 minutes. You can just meet me in Florida. |
| ____________________________________ [Mar 15,2007 5:26am - RichHorror ""] Liz, give me his e-mail. I wanna ask why he cries from his dick. |
| ___________________________________________________________ [Mar 15,2007 5:27am - W3 @ work and will always be NLI ""] do you have any lay overs in VA cause i can come kidnap you within seconds |
| ____________________________________ [Mar 15,2007 5:27am - RichHorror ""] No, tell him to come to our show on the 19th. On stage I will be all 'THIS NIGGA HERE CRIES FROM HIS MUTHAFUCKIN' DICK.'. |
| ___________________________________________________________ [Mar 15,2007 5:28am - W3 @ work and will always be NLI ""] naw naw "hey bub, whats the deal with cryin' from yo dick." |
| ____________________________________ [Mar 15,2007 5:29am - RichHorror ""] That's how I hit him up at the after-show party. Then I punch him in the stomach and scream 'YEAH BREWDOGGIES'. |
| ___________________________________________________________ [Mar 15,2007 5:30am - W3 @ work and will always be NLI ""] i see, i am not familiar with this "brewdoggies" term, how you say que |
| ___________________________________________________ [Mar 15,2007 5:30am - shatteredliz in brooklyn ""] Ha! I'll let you know if he's there Monday. Oh, and Sean, no layovers. Only direct flights for me! |
| ____________________________________ [Mar 15,2007 5:30am - RichHorror ""] Drink 20 beers and then do the 'hang ten' sign with your hand. It rules. |
| ____________________________________ [Mar 15,2007 5:32am - RichHorror ""] Sweet. Guaranteed I make Monday the worst night of his life. If there was a God, he would kill me. |
| ___________________________________________________ [Mar 15,2007 5:32am - shatteredliz in brooklyn ""] Where's the aftershow party? Oh man, why are you guys playing on Monday night? |
| ____________________________________ [Mar 15,2007 5:32am - RichHorror ""] I dunno, but there is one. It's wild easy. I just walk in someone's house and go 'YEAH BREWDOGGIES' and it's a party. |
| ____________________________________ [Mar 15,2007 5:33am - RichHorror ""] I should point out I decided there was an aftershow part just now. |
| ___________________________________________________ [Mar 15,2007 5:33am - shatteredliz in brooklyn ""] That's what she said. |
| ___________________________________________________________ [Mar 15,2007 5:34am - W3 @ work and will always be NLI ""] PARTY ON DOODER. |
| ____________________________________ [Mar 15,2007 5:35am - RichHorror ""] We're bringing surfboards and telling niggas we Municipal Waste. |
| ___________________________________________________ [Mar 15,2007 5:36am - shatteredliz in brooklyn ""] Okay, time to trun of my blackberry. Have a great day everyone. Thanks for keeping me company while I sat at LaGuardia. |
| ____________________________________ [Mar 15,2007 5:37am - RichHorror ""] Sean, I think that chick digs on our vibe. |
| ___________________________________________________________ [Mar 15,2007 5:37am - W3 @ work and will always be NLI ""] rich i think every vagina digs that vibe, oh that smell |
| ____________________________________ [Mar 15,2007 5:38am - RichHorror ""] I play mad vibes. |
| ___________________________________________________________ [Mar 15,2007 5:40am - W3 @ work and will always be NLI ""] I AM HIP HOP |
| ____________________________________ [Mar 15,2007 5:41am - RichHorror ""] I'm all like woosh woosh circle circle. |
| ___________________________________________________________ [Mar 15,2007 5:42am - W3 @ work and will always be NLI ""] watch out for that treeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee |
| ____________________________________ [Mar 15,2007 5:43am - RichHorror ""] Hey, my cell phone isn't supposed to go in my belly button. MY BAD YO. |
| ___________________________________________________________ [Mar 15,2007 5:46am - W3 @ work and will always be NLI ""] thats just wrong and mostly cause i always figured you for having an outtie. |
| ____________________________________ [Mar 15,2007 5:48am - RichHorror ""] Mine goes in so deep it connects to the roots of the Tree of Life. |
| ___________________________________________________________ [Mar 15,2007 5:59am - W3 @ work and will always be NLI ""] all i can think of is Ice Cube lyrics now |
| ______________________________________ [Mar 15,2007 8:04am - the_reverend ""] 0 |
| __________________________________________ [Mar 15,2007 8:14am - davefromthegrave ""] the_reverend said:0 same here |
| _________________________________ [Mar 15,2007 8:25am - W3 nli ""] and now we have come full circle |
| __________________________________________ [Mar 15,2007 8:25am - largefreakatzero ""] I don't think I've had stitches before, maybe when I was real young, but I have a problem with remembering. As for broken bones: Foot Ankle Hand Arm (spiral fracture, that was a beauty) |
| ________________________________________ [Mar 15,2007 9:05am - Granny_Monster ""] 18 on my arm |
| _____________________________________________ [Mar 15,2007 9:06am - i_am_not_logged_in ""] reverend_cziska said:Just wondering because I just got back from the hospital with more. I think I have just over 100 on my head. Official Frankenstein status. I think I had about the equivalent of 150 stitches total when my dog bit my head open (It was one long-ass running stitch on the top that was the equivalent of 100-something, and a shitload of semi-internal stitches or something, went underneath the stitches on top. or something like that). And I had another 5 when I split my chin open from jumping in the pool backwards and hitting it on the edge of the pool [Hey, I was 7 and trying to show off.] |
| _________________________________________ [Mar 15,2007 1:12pm - reverend_cziska ""] The new champion. |
| ______________________________________ [Mar 15,2007 1:23pm - the_reverend ""] I actually was thinking about it and I think I had a couple in my mouth from surgery |
| ______________________________ [Mar 15,2007 1:23pm - Yeti ""] i had 22 in my leg to hold a gaping hole close, several in my head, and like 15 or 20 in my mouth to close surgery wounds. those were by far the worst. |
| ___________________________________________ [Mar 15,2007 1:33pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] the_reverend said:I actually was thinking about it and I think I had a couple in my mouth from surgery same here.. wisdom teeth and tonsillectomy |
| ______________________________________________ [Mar 15,2007 1:56pm - theaccursedvokillist ""] I've had about 219 stitches. 200 - surgery on my feet when I was about 1 yo. and they said I'd never walk. the rest are scattered about the head and legs. |