When your cat/dog is humping shit[views:3078][posts:27][poll! to vote:click here] to view:click here] _______________________________________ [Mar 15,2007 11:39pm - hungtableed ""] what do you do? it kind of freaks me out a little bit. |
| _______________________________________ [Mar 15,2007 11:41pm - the_reverend ""] the catdog is humping you isn't it. |
| _______________________________________ [Mar 15,2007 11:43pm - hungtableed ""] nah, he gets all embarressed when he sees that you've noticed him. |
| _______________________________________ [Mar 15,2007 11:43pm - hungtableed ""] I'm usually like: "daaaaamn man, what are you doing humping that fucking blanket, I thought you could reach?" |
| _______________________________________ [Mar 15,2007 11:44pm - the_reverend ""] cat don't really "hump" they just kneed and droll. dogs, now they fucking go to town. |
| _______________________________________ [Mar 15,2007 11:46pm - hungtableed ""] yea right...the drummer of bmr has a jack russel that pounds away at this stuffed crab - I mean killing it! all sorts of positions and shit. |
| _______________________________________ [Mar 15,2007 11:49pm - the_reverend ""] I have a stuffed teddybear (named AIDS bear) and my cat used to "kneed" the shit out of it. and there was/is fur all over the place. since we got the new cat, she stopped doing it. I guess she feels self consious. |
| _______________________________________ [Mar 15,2007 11:51pm - hungtableed ""] cats are like that. A dog, for example, will take a shit on the carpet right in front of you. Cats are all secretive and shady and the assholes will shit behind your entertainment system or some where just as tricky to find. |
| _______________________________________ [Mar 15,2007 11:57pm - the_reverend ""] my cat pees underthings when she's not happy. usually it's I'm not hope enough, I go on a long vaca or I forget to change/clean the litter for too long. |
| ______________________________ [Mar 16,2007 12:05am - ZJD ""] I stop my dog because he's usually humping the cat, who could fuck him up if she wanted, or the other dog, but they both just look bummed out and do nothing. |
| __________________________________ [Mar 16,2007 12:10am - sxealex ""] this kid i know had the following scenario happen recently: hes got a pug lookin male dog... his GFs chiuaua is over and the pug humps it and splooges on the bed. the chiuaua jumps of the bed and takes a huge dump on the floor. so he got his dog fixed the next day. now it just has an empty ballbag. that sux to be him. |
| __________________________________ [Mar 16,2007 12:12am - sxealex ""] i hate cats |
| __________________________________ [Mar 16,2007 12:12am - sxealex ""] kittens are ok |
| _______________________________________________ [Mar 16,2007 12:38am - BobNOMAAMRooney nli ""] my older male cat will often attempt to mount our male kitten as well as the older female cat. I have half a mind to call an exorcist and get Rich Horror's spirit out of my cat. |
| _____________________________ [Mar 16,2007 1:28am - pam ""] I stop my dog...mostly because he either humps my kid or my cat. My cat just kinda lays there and looked annoyed, because he's a fat fuck and is too lazy to do anything about it. My daughter tells people that her dog "really like me...he hugs my leg." |
| ____________________________________ [Mar 16,2007 1:30am - RichHorror ""] Where is the 'Masturbate feverishly' option? |
| _____________________________ [Mar 16,2007 1:31am - pam ""] Ugh...dude. |
| ____________________________________ [Mar 16,2007 1:31am - RichHorror ""] Shut up, I'm lonely. |
| __________________________________ [Mar 16,2007 5:59am - powerkok ""] cats, when kneeding, are really just leaving their scent. They arent trying to be cute, they really hate you. But you feed them. |
| __________________________________________ [Mar 16,2007 8:50am - largefreakatzero ""] powerkok said:cats, when kneeding, are really just leaving their scent. They arent trying to be cute, they really hate you. But you feed them. Isn't that the truth. I hate my fucking cats -- they have now decided that breakfast is somewhere between 3:30 and 4:30 am. And for some reason they think I am the provider of food, not my wife. Oh, and when my dogs hump each other, I put a stop to it. They are brothers / littermates, so it's just wrong on so many levels. |
| ________________________________________ [Mar 16,2007 9:00am - Granny_Monster ""] I usually just think it's funny when dogs hump things. My ex had a german shepard who would hump the air and it was just retarded looking. I put a stop to it when dogs are humping me, though. Especially my friend Wooster's huge doberman. Apparently it only humps me and our friend Pete, but Pete's really tall and can control him with more ease. I usually need someone to help me get him off of me. |
| ___________________________________________ [Mar 16,2007 9:02am - FuckIsMySignature ""] i have a girl cat...she's just an all around fucking bitch. |
| ______________________________________ [Mar 16,2007 9:27am - the_reverend ""] granny needs help getting a dog off? |
| __________________________________ [Mar 16,2007 9:29am - powerkok ""] Granny_Monster said: Apparently it only humps me and our friend Pete, but Pete's really tall and can control him with more ease. I usually need someone to help me get him off Uhhh.....neat?! |
| ________________________________________ [Mar 16,2007 9:36am - Granny_Monster ""] the_reverend said:granny needs help getting a dog off? Just couldn't leave that alone, could you? |
| ____________________________________________________ [Mar 16,2007 9:39am - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] I wonder if there are support group available for people who have been raped by large dogs. |
| ______________________________________ [Mar 16,2007 9:40am - the_reverend ""] RED ROCKET RED ROCKET RED ROCKET RED ROCKET RED ROCKET RED ROCKET |
| __________________________________________ [Mar 16,2007 10:01am - CaptainCleanoff ""] BobNOMAAMRooney nli said:my older male cat will often attempt to mount our male kitten as well as the older female cat. I have half a mind to call an exorcist and get Rich Horror's spirit out of my cat. [img] |