Max Lavelle (Goratory, Burn In Silence) joins The Body Farm[views:4631][posts:59]__________________________________ [Mar 25,2007 3:52am - Niccolai ""] Max Lavelle has officially become part of The Body Farm. He has played bass with such bands as Goratory and Burn In Silence and we are happy to add him to the lineup. His skills will be an excellent addition. Keep your eyes peeled for our upcoming demo, and remember, anyone who donates their body to the unniversity of tennessee's anthropology program will recieve free Body Farm Demos and merch for life. http://www.myspace.com/thebodyfarmma [img] |
| ____________________________________ [Mar 25,2007 6:29am - anonymous ""] dont forget about his brooooooooootal time in Trauma Concept |
| ___________________________________ [Mar 25,2007 12:58pm - Dankill ""] Actually I believe he tries to forget that time. Which in of itself was like killing time in the first place. |
| ___________________________________ [Mar 25,2007 5:24pm - keithnli ""] oh shit son! |
| ______________________________________ [Mar 25,2007 5:30pm - Joshtruction ""] Congrats! |
| ______________________________________ [Mar 25,2007 5:33pm - the_reverend ""] yeah, I heard yesterday that everyone quit burn in silence. |
| __________________________________ [Mar 25,2007 7:18pm - Niccolai ""] the_reverend said:yeah, I heard yesterday that everyone quit burn in silence. I guess they have new members and are touring, but no Al, Daron, or Max. |
| __________________________________ [Mar 25,2007 7:35pm - Archaeon ""] After all this hype, this better be the best EP. Ever. |
| ___________________________________ [Mar 25,2007 7:41pm - keithnli ""] Archaeon said:After all this hype, this better be the best EP. Ever. well, we have 1 song, but its 34 minutes long, and we dont have anyone to play the harp or the tuba, so we might have to pull that one out. |
| _____________________________________________ [Mar 25,2007 9:42pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] we will never record music because then we wouldn't be grim OR kvlt. and what's the point if we can't be either of the two? |
| _______________________________ [Mar 25,2007 10:18pm - blue ""] im very intrerested to hear this with a sweet lineup guy. |
| ___________________________________ [Mar 26,2007 12:37am - Niccolai ""] By the way, if anyone wants to come up to one of our super sweet practices and check us out/take their clothes off for us and let us take pictures then hit me up. |
| __________________________________________ [Mar 26,2007 6:54am - Metal Mega-Stud ""] The Body Farm is a band? Oh, I though he was finally hitting the gym. My bad. |
| ________________________________________ [Mar 26,2007 11:24am - Neverpurified ""] Niccolai said:the_reverend said:yeah, I heard yesterday that everyone quit burn in silence. I guess they have new members and are touring, but no Al, Daron, or Max. so basically, the "goratory" half of BiS left? |
| _____________________________________ [Mar 26,2007 11:52am - BornSoVile ""] BIS lost both guitarists, bassist and drummer. They play in the same room as Sexcrement. They just played Goodtimes the other night with a new lineup that just completed that 2 dollar brawler tour. Looking forward to hearing the Body Farm. Where the fuck do you rubes practice? |
| ______________________________________ [Mar 26,2007 1:25pm - keithmobile ""] right now in woburn, but i still have my space in framingham and im trying to get everyone to migrate there |
| ___________________________________ [Mar 26,2007 2:01pm - dreadkill ""] you guys practice in woburn? where at? i'll come take my clothes off. i live up near the woburn-burlington border on the weekends. moving back there after school ends in a couple months. |
| _____________________________________________ [Mar 26,2007 2:18pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] we practice next to bill and bob's roast beef. |
| _________________________________________ [Mar 26,2007 2:56pm - animal_rampage ""] most graphically gifted band in NE now |
| __________________________________ [Mar 26,2007 4:08pm - Niccolai ""] We practice in Crane Park in woburn. Anyone's welcome to check us out. It would be bitchin if we could talk Eliot into relocating to Framingham though. be sure to add us on the 'space. Http://www.myspace.com/thebodyfarmma Be sure to add us on myspace. |
| ____________________________________ [Mar 26,2007 4:08pm - BornSoVile ""] yeah seriously, Framingham is where it's at. Look at all the talent that comes from there!! |
| __________________________________ [Mar 26,2007 4:13pm - Niccolai ""] A good amount of kiddie porn too! |
| ___________________________________ [Mar 26,2007 4:19pm - dreadkill ""] MarkFuckingRichards said:we practice next to bill and bob's roast beef. their barbecue sauce is amazing. |
| __________________________________ [Mar 26,2007 4:24pm - Niccolai ""] dreadkill said: their barbecue sauce is amazing. Their dresser, however, is VERY boring. Torch the dresser Meatwad. [img] |
| ___________________________________________ [Mar 26,2007 4:27pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] ATHFCMFFT!! |
| ___________________________________ [Mar 26,2007 10:48pm - Dankill ""] Keith, Mark and Nic, I demand you bring the rukus behavior back to the 'Ham where it belongs. Eliot can carry his damn drums because it will build upper body strength until he can blastbeat by pure force of will and motivation. Max will come in here by turning The Body Farm into a Motivational Speaking Studio Project, with Eliot as a testimonial. Then Keith can bring a bunch of oxygen tanks and hypodermic needles and we go from there. I've got Garlic and Cheese Italian sausage too. |
| __________________________________ [Mar 27,2007 3:44am - Niccolai ""] Dankill said: Eliot can carry his damn drums because it will build upper body strength until he can blastbeat by pure force of will and motivation. He's black, so a whip is actually just as effective. |
| __________________________________ [Mar 27,2007 11:18am - W3 nli ""] Dankill said:I've got the Hiv and other STD's too. Dan that is really gross and there is no need to go telling people about that in the Body Farms thread |
| __________________________________ [Mar 27,2007 2:23pm - Niccolai ""] Hey, Danny had HIV BEFORE it was fashionable. |
| _____________________________________________ [Mar 27,2007 5:45pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] Dankill said:Keith, Mark and Nic, blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah I've got Garlic and Cheese Italian sausage too blah blah blah. that's all i heard. |
| ___________________________________ [Mar 27,2007 11:09pm - Dankill ""] Nic, I like your line of thinking. We could use a man of your talents down at the plant. Sean, you practically gave them to me. Hell, you gave Beth HIV so who's really shocked here? Anyone? Thought so. Mark, you would only hear anything associated with sausage, wouldn't you? |
| _________________________________ [Mar 28,2007 3:46am - W3 nli ""] Dankill said: Sean, you practically gave them to me. Hell, you gave Beth HIV so who's really shocked here? Anyone? Thought so. that was only after i got back from christmas vacation and Keith was right there watching, so who's fault is it really. |
| ______________________________________ [Mar 28,2007 7:20am - keithmobile ""] excuse me, it was aids not hiv |
| _________________________________ [Mar 28,2007 7:24am - W3 nli ""] keithmobile said:excuse me, it was aids not hiv naw uh, read the tag mahn. i got one right here it says HIV ! [img] and now you all know :moe: |
| ________________________________________ [Mar 28,2007 7:41am - internet hero ""] Goratory, Terminally Your Aborted Ghost, Sexcrement and Throwing Shrapnel goddamn what a shitty band |
| __________________________________ [Mar 28,2007 7:56am - Niccolai ""] Tell me about it. |
| ____________________________________ [Mar 28,2007 11:06am - dreadkill ""] max's name reminds me of bob lobel |
| _____________________________________ [Mar 28,2007 11:12am - RichHorror ""] I wish Bob Lobel joined this band. |
| ____________________________________ [Mar 28,2007 11:14am - dreadkill ""] bob lobel should join this band and play keytar. |
| __________________________________ [Mar 28,2007 2:54pm - Niccolai ""] Bob Lobel is one of our biggest fans.. Our PR department is AWSOME! |
| _____________________________________________ [Mar 28,2007 2:55pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] internet hero said:Goratory, Terminally Your Aborted Ghost, Sexcrement and Throwing Shrapnel goddamn what a shitty band those are actually 4 shitty bands. |
| ________________________________________ [Mar 28,2007 3:13pm - ArrowHead NLI ""] internet hero said:Goratory, Terminally Your Aborted Ghost, Sexcrement and Throwing Shrapnel goddamn what a shitty band Yes, because it's pretty much guaranteed that a band will sound exactly like the members' past projects, right? |
| _____________________________________________ [Mar 28,2007 3:15pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] actually pete, we're planning on just taking various tracks previously recorded by our old bands and putting them on a CD under the name "the body farm." |
| __________________________________ [Mar 28,2007 3:17pm - Niccolai ""] We're also going to be taking tracks from Tom Jones and passing them off as our own. |
| _____________________________________________ [Mar 28,2007 3:17pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] we're also re-releasing huey lewis & the news' classic album "sports." |
| __________________________________ [Mar 28,2007 3:18pm - Niccolai ""] Honestly though, if someone doesn't like at least one band out of Goratory, TYAG, sexcrement, and throwing shrapnel, then they must not like metal in general. |
| _____________________________________________ [Mar 28,2007 3:19pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] if that's the case then they'll be excited to see our DVD which will actually just be a bootlegged copy of "fried green tomatoes." first 100 come with a bonus disc, "city slickers 2." |
| ________________________________________ [Mar 28,2007 3:20pm - ArrowHead NLI ""] OMG, can I PREORDER! Is there going to be a bonus track of Maneater, by hall and oats? I just had to say something, because I hate to see someone start dogging a band they haven't even heard yet. BTW - Niccolai, sorry I never got back to you. The week after I saw you my sister's husband had a horrible accident, and everything in my life that doesn't involve paying my bills and helping my family has been put on hold. |
| _____________________________________________ [Mar 28,2007 3:22pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] we'll definitely be doing at least a remix of "maneater." sorry to hear about your brother-in-law, by the way. |
| __________________________________ [Mar 28,2007 3:22pm - Niccolai ""] ArrowHead NLI said: BTW - Niccolai, sorry I never got back to you. The week after I saw you my sister's husband had a horrible accident, and everything in my life that doesn't involve paying my bills and helping my family has been put on hold. It's cool, Murph quit right around that time anyways so we didn't have a drummer for like a month and practically weren't a band. |
| ________________________________________ [Mar 28,2007 3:36pm - ArrowHead NLI ""] MarkFuckingRichards said: sorry to hear about your brother-in-law, by the way. Thanks. He's doing very well right now. He's really lucky to be alive, fell 26 feet and landed on his head. Spent about a month in a coma. He's in a rehab center right now, and he's talking, writing, walking around, eating on his own, and starting to remember shit from before the accident. We're all amazed at how well he's doing. He'll be able to have a life, and appreciate his son and wife. That's all we could hope for. |
| _____________________________________________ [Mar 28,2007 3:41pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] that is definitely good news. |
| ___________________________________ [Mar 28,2007 11:08pm - Dankill ""] Everyone get ready to sweat the Body Farm's nuts like it's your fuckin job! |
| ______________________________________________ [Mar 28,2007 11:22pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] as if we didn't have enough sweat on our balls already. |
| _________________________________ [Mar 29,2007 3:54am - W3 nli ""] Dankill said:Everyone get ready to sweat the Body Farm's nuts like it's your fuckin job! dan dont you do that enough for everyone anyways |
| __________________________________ [Mar 29,2007 2:19pm - Niccolai ""] From the windoooowwww to the wall till the sweat drips down my balls Danny White just crawls awwww skeet skeet motha fucka awww skeet skeet gahd damn. |
| __________________________________ [Mar 29,2007 3:29pm - Dankill ""] Aren't you supposed to be taking inventory of dildos at the porn shop down there in V.B., Sean? Nic, start photoshopping pictures of Bob Lobel. |
| __________________________________ [Mar 29,2007 3:30pm - Niccolai ""] I'm on it. |
| _________________________________ [Mar 30,2007 1:02am - W3 nli ""] Dankill said:Aren't you supposed to be taking inventory of dildos at the porn shop down there in V.B., Sean? naw son im on the overnight, we just bullshit and crank music at full volume |
| __________________________________ [Mar 31,2007 1:02am - Niccolai ""] Keith told me you take inventory of the dildos voluntarily. .. and manually. |