Best myspace bulletin ever[views:1828][posts:7]__________________________________ [Mar 29,2007 3:56pm - Niccolai ""] If you receive an bulletin entitled "Bedtimes" delete it IMMEDIATELY. Do not open it . Apparently this one is pretty nasty. It will not only erase everything on your hard drive, but it will also delete anything on disks within 20 feet of your computer. It demagnetizes the stripes on ALL of your credit cards. It reprograms your ATM access code, screws up the tracking on your VCR, and uses subspace field harmonics to scratch any CD's you attempt to play. It will program your phone auto dial to call only 1900 numbers.This virus will mix antifreeze into your fish tank. IT WILL CAUSE YOUR TOILET TO FLUSH WHILE YOU ARE SHOWERING. It will drink ALL your beer. ARE YOU LISTENING?? It will leave dirty underwear on the coffee table when you are expecting company.It will replace your shampoo with Nair and your Nair with Rogaine. If the "Bedtimes" message opened in a Windows 95/98 environment, it will leave the toilet seat up and leave your hair dryer plugged in dangerously close to a full bathtub. It will not only remove the forbidden tags from your mattresses and pillows, it will also refill your skim milk with whole milk. *** WARN AS MANY PEOPLE AS YOU CAN. *** And if you don't send this to 50,000 people in 20 seconds, your right leg will spasm and shoot straight out in front of you, sending sparks that will ignite the person nearest you. Send this warning to everyone!!! |
| ____________________________________ [Mar 29,2007 3:58pm - RichHorror ""] Yes, I agree and sent it on its merry way. |
| ___________________________________________ [Mar 29,2007 4:05pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] i do all that stuff on my own anyways. |
| _________________________________________________ [Mar 29,2007 4:12pm - the_taste_of_cigarettes ""] This virus sounds like my cousin Frank |
| _____________________________ [Mar 29,2007 4:23pm - pam ""] Wicked funny. |
| _____________________________________________ [Mar 29,2007 7:57pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] phew, good thing i don't have a VCR. |
| ______________________________________ [Mar 29,2007 10:25pm - JesusLives ""] Generally anything I post should be... and is is regarded as the best MySpace bulletin ever. This is why I post so many of them. I need to in order to make your experiance as great as it can possibly be, and in doing so I make you feel good as well. I'm such a selfless person. |
| ____________________________________ [Mar 29,2007 10:35pm - dreadkill ""] me liked |