What's the smartest thing that's ever come out of a bitches mouth?[views:2291][posts:15]__________________________________ [Mar 30,2007 12:40pm - c.dead ""] Einstein's cock. I thought it was great..... |
| ____________________________________________ [Mar 30,2007 12:43pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] Zing! |
| ___________________________________ [Mar 30,2007 12:43pm - powerkok ""] hahahahaha how do u know when a woman is about to say something smart? It starts with, 'A man once told me....' |
| __________________________________ [Mar 30,2007 12:47pm - c.dead ""] So a husband says to his wife: "I bet you there is not one thing on earth you could say to me that would make me happy and upset at the same time." Wifey takes a second and says: "You have a bigger dick than your brother." |
| ________________________________ [Mar 30,2007 12:54pm - Troll ""] wow |
| ________________________________ [Mar 30,2007 2:36pm - tylerl ""] "why do women have boobs? ... so you have something to look at when you're talking to em!" - peter griffin |
| _____________________________ [Mar 30,2007 2:43pm - pam ""] c.dead said:So a husband says to his wife: "I bet you there is not one thing on earth you could say to me that would make me happy and upset at the same time." Wifey takes a second and says: "You have a bigger dick than your brother." THAT is great. |
| _________________________________________ [Mar 30,2007 3:34pm - metal_church101 ""] "Let me get you another beer" :duffbeer: |
| ___________________________________________ [Mar 30,2007 3:35pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] "I want a divorce" |
| _________________________________________ [Mar 30,2007 3:37pm - metal_church101 ""] FuckIsMySignature said:"I want a divorce" HA HA HA HA!!!! |
| ________________________________ [Mar 30,2007 4:06pm - xmikex ""] "Maybe taking my clothes off on the internet is a crappy way to gain respect." I'm j/k. No girl has ever thought that. |
| __________________________________ [Mar 30,2007 5:00pm - Dankill ""] I usually just say, "My Dick". I use this joke as an insult to a dumb bitch trying to justify her intelligence by telling her that the smartest thing that would ever come out of her mouth would be my dick. |
| ____________________________________ [Apr 1,2007 10:15am - immortal13 ""] A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he's doing a show in a small town in Ontario..... With his dummy on his knee, he starts going through his usual dumb blonde jokes when a blonde woman in the 4th row stands on her chair and starts shouting. "I've heard enough of your stupid blonde jokes", she says. "What makes you think you can stereotype women that way? What does the color of a person's hair have to do with her worth as a human being?" "It's guys like you who keep women like me from being respected at work and in the community and from reaching our full potential as a person. Because you and your kind continue to perpetuate discrimination against not only blondes, but women in general and all in the name of humor!" The embarrassed ventriloquist begins to apologize, and the blonde yells, "You stay out of this, mister! I'm talking to that little asshole on your knee." |
| ____________________________________ [Apr 1,2007 10:17am - immortal13 ""] Just goes to show that intelligence is a rarity nowadays. |
| __________________________________ [Apr 1,2007 11:55am - litacore ""] That's from "The Limey" |
| __________________________________ [Apr 1,2007 11:56am - litacore ""] CAPTAIN litacore? what a gip. I thought I was a hedge hog. |